OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[mikey]

for gbag

[Timothy]

yay gbag

[clown]

profile is fairly innocuous: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kinkygurrrl


then there's this little thing

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am extremely kinky.

aand then

[pocket shepherd]

Got a message from another person I know irl wishing me good luck on okc.

[chimp_]

tell her to call me, clown

[gauchebag]

i just added this girl as a friend on facebook and it turns out she is much "plumper" than her OKC photos made her appear

this is kind of what i'm afraid of tonight. she has full-body pics on okc but who knows how old they are. i find myself hoping (which i know is bad as it's probably a false hope) that she looks much like she does in the profile pic.

whatever

[rivalité]

good luck gbag, if she's not into arsenal then onto the next one

[keykey]

could be worse than a plump girl.....she could be a spurs fan.

[gauchebag]

could be worse than a plump girl.....she could be a spurs fan.

yeah definite dealbreaker

[keykey]

imagine the hate sex though! goodluck dude.

[rivalité]

bad okcupid night for me.

-met up for drinks. nice girl, but thicker than pictures made it seem. showed up wearing nike sandals. wtf. also works with my cousin, so... hope she doesn't mention meeting up to him.
-stalker is back. fuck.

[glock mane]

theme parks and museums seem like pretty shitty first dates man

Roller coasters stimulate the same part of the brain thats activated during sex. Just sayin'.

oh yeah, the sex cortex

[came to wreck]

i just added this girl as a friend on facebook and it turns out she is much "plumper" than her OKC photos made her appear

this is kind of what i'm afraid of tonight. she has full-body pics on okc but who knows how old they are. i find myself hoping (which i know is bad as it's probably a false hope) that she looks much like she does in the profile pic.

whatever

yeah i've met up with too many girls with deceiving photos and i think now i'm gonna set rules that there needs to be at least one full body shot with a timestamp or date in the caption before i msg someone.

[Sharmoota]

Someone find me someone who is kind, likes good films and is not an idiot, please?

[Spotlight Kid]

what is a good film

[Sharmoota]

A film that is good, as opposed to a film that is not good.

[granger]

that's a post alright.

[-☭-]

smokey and the bandit

toys

virtual fred

[grammatron]

Clown you gotta go for that, dawg.

[husbands]

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[mikey]

how'd gbag's date go

[husbands]

just set up a new profile and sent a couple messages. this site sucks in small towns

[white mage]

i think i just thought of a new line

[white mage]

check it out:

you in the moonlight, with your sleepy eyes...
could you ever love a man like me?

[glosstime]

i try to avoid the overy miserablist posts here but nothing sets off a consuming hatred for everything and myself like browsing okcupid matches. how do you guys deal with tihis shit

[Beyerstein]

glossery i'm gonna start my capstone course next week. you won't be able to stop me

[glosstime]

i have no desire to stop you beyerstein you are a beautiful and promising man

[Death Naked]

i was scrolling down my entire visitor's list and getting annoyed at all the local 30-50% matches but I was pleased to see that when I got to visitors from around when i posted my link that cooly is up to an 89% match up from 85% as I've answered more questions
wish he was gay so he could use/lose me like that chick from his famous thread

god i hate this site

[beave]

okc sent me a map and i'm in a hotbed of incompatibility. pacific northwest and new england would apparently be all over my shit.

[staple]

pacnw would love you, freals