Saturday drinking thread 4/28/2012

[bread]

I was given a beverage called 'berry punch' tonight at my grandma's, and despite the red and blue fruits on the package the liquid was bright green. My dad told me to smell it to make sure it hadn't "gone bad."

[Death Naked]

i didn't get out in time so my parents are asking me who lana del rey is
i hate this
why are they watching snl repeats
70 year olds should be asleep

[Death Naked]

ok that's over with
i explained her as rationally as i could without getting annoyed that they didn't realize that was a kristen wiig impression and not the actual lana del rey because why the fuck would i even get annoyed at 70 years old being confused by pop culture.
but i think i'm chugging the rest of my vodka
fuck diet pepsi

[Death Naked]

they also questioned me multiple times about the pronunciation of bon iver
how is it possible that i'm 28

[important dentist]

participated in a fake jewish wedding in my apartment and drank a ton of kosher wine. we ordered pizza and chinese

[parades]

wish u would step back from that ledge mu friwnd

[fury]

i made a cat deal tonight. really good stuff

[Mofuckn Chapstick]

tinychat?

[Death Naked]

my idea to chug the rest of the bottle lasted for about 1/10 of a second after it touched my tongue
the only stuff i have left to mix is warm diet pepsi and almond milk
maybe i'll try almond milk and heavy cream. that's some sort of "russian"

[Death Naked]

just q-tipped up
q-tipping is one of the best feelings
someday i really want to take MDMA and q-tip. it might be as satisfying as sex

[Death Naked]

i've definitely way exceeded the point where i need to put the bottle away or step away from the keyboard
gotta get that post count up though...

[Mofuckn Chapstick]

just checked urban dictionary to see if q-tip was some kind of drug but no it's just a q-tip

[Death Naked]

i need to get a webcam for HPN tinychats
i bought a new keyboard (piano type) and want to go on and play requests like the piano man
you know like the billy joel song
i won't ever play the song piano man, though

[Death Naked]

just checked urban dictionary to see if q-tip was some kind of drug but no it's just a q-tip

i can't be the only person here who love the feeling of using a q-tip

[Death Naked]

it's euphoric
why did you think it was a drug? i've never in my life heard of q-tip as a drug term
i could have only been talking about shoving a cotton stick in my ear or a rapper

[Death Naked]

Bread and Jugdish probably will say I'm not completely fucking insane in person though.

looking at just my mild (for me) posts so far in this thread i have no idea how i pull this off. it doesn't make sense that my mind can work so differently depending on whether or not i am in front of a computer screen. i think i get by meeting boarders on my genuinely insane pop culture knowledge and my genuinely psychopathic knowledge of the board. it also helps that the time i met them both i came with someone and spent most of my time alone with her. but still.

i also may be overestimating my real-life interaction with boarders considering the second time i met jugdish i called him "gorgeous boners" to his face in front of his girlfriend. which is an anecdote (and my personal experience) that i've mentioned before. so i'm getting repetitive here.

almond milk/cream/vodka is a tasty combination by the way

[Death Naked]

[antoine]

I'm drinking honest tea.

[parades]

im boarding from my phone hey guys im



wasted

god dammit

[parades]

am i gonna gey banned toniggt

[parades]

really tho i just like board here all day in some way bc i love you guys and its like the best hang out

[gold and glass]

parades u rule

[Death Naked]

somebody gimme therif u king phone number
i just chatted for 20 mins with a dude from another board
lets chat
get on the party line

[Death Naked]

i just woke up in my driveway
i apparently had a 2hr convo with my former roommate
i guess this was a good saturday drinking session

ugh

[Spotlight Kid]

drinking courvoisier in bed, watching vampire diaries.

Went to a crawfish boil.

Ultimately not psyched on anything.

All my roomates are high on coke listening to dubstep in the living room next to my bedroom