NFL Offseason Official Thread

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Bernie » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:27 am

sanchez would be so depressed in cleveland. suicide watch.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Bernie » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:33 am

browns draft memories. just trying to prepare myself for tomorrow.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Ferrous Bueller » Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:15 am

I dunno if it's really been picked up elsewhere, but Vernon Davis's bro was going around a neighborhood here smashing people in the head with a hammer:

http://dcist.com/2012/04/suspect_in_petworth_attacks_is_brot.php

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Riverchrist » Tue May 01, 2012 9:30 pm

Vikings running back Caleb King was arrested on charges of third-degree assault with substantial bodily harm over the weekend

King was arrested after fracturing the skull of another man at a party early Saturday morning. His victim, Andrew Hayek, is “doing better”, according to his sister, after the attack, which was reportedly precipitated by Hayek telling King that he resembled Eddie Murphy
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby douchechill » Tue May 01, 2012 10:02 pm

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in his defense, he doesn't look like eddie murphy
It was game day, so he started running
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Postby pissydan » Wed May 02, 2012 4:07 pm

vilma - a year - effective immediately

hargrove - 8 games
smith - 4 games
fujita - 3 games
these three only count for reg season games, can work out with their teams until then
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Wed May 02, 2012 4:14 pm

You see this? Pretty nice move.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed former Rutgers DE Eric LeGrand to their 90-man offseason roster. This is one shocking move because Eric LeGrand at this point in time cannot walk. Eric LeGrand was paralyzed from the neck down in 2010, while making a tackle on a kickoff team while playing against Army.

Greg Schiano has since stayed in contact with LeGrand throughout his rehabilitation, which has been slow but steady. LeGrand eventually led the Rutgers team out onto the field in a 2011 game against West Virginia, and Greg Schiano was right there. And now, Eric LeGrand moves on to the NFL. "Leading up to the draft, I couldn't help but think that this should've been Eric's draft class," Schiano told Buccaneers.com. "This small gesture is the least we could do to recognize his character, spirit, and perseverance. The way Eric lives his life epitomizes what we are looking for in Buccaneer Men."

Of course, LeGrand won't suit up for the Bucs and play in a game. But this is a classy gesture by Greg Schiano and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, a unique gesture by a team and a head coach who truly care about a young man like Eric LeGrand. Also, the Bucs timed the signing for May 2, to represent LeGrand's jersey number (52).
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Dear You » Wed May 02, 2012 4:15 pm

pissydan wrote:vilma - a year - effective immediately

hargrove - 8 games
smith - 4 games
fujita - 3 games
these three only count for reg season games, can work out with their teams until then


Awesome.
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Postby pinkerton » Wed May 02, 2012 4:18 pm

better go ahead and suspend Brees and Graham too, just in case.
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Postby jerbear » Wed May 02, 2012 4:26 pm

Can't believe the bucs are paying a guy millions of dollars to sit in a wheelchair
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Postby pissydan » Wed May 02, 2012 4:27 pm

considering hargrove is a packer and fujita is a brown, this is not nearly as bad as i thought. i knew vilma was gonna get the year. losing smith for 4 games can be looked at as an injury. i thought the saints D was gonna get decimated with suspensions.
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Postby pinkerton » Wed May 02, 2012 4:30 pm

jerbear wrote:Can't believe the bucs are paying a guy millions of dollars to sit in a wheelchair


Temporary members of the 90 man offseason roster don't make millions of dollars. The Ravens signed John Brantley to their 90 man roster, same deal.
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Postby gambra » Wed May 02, 2012 4:33 pm

I think the temporary roster members might make at most $100k or so.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby ecto » Wed May 02, 2012 4:43 pm

the saints are probably still better than the falcons
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Wed May 02, 2012 4:56 pm

pissydan wrote:considering hargrove is a packer and fujita is a brown, this is not nearly as bad as i thought. i knew vilma was gonna get the year. losing smith for 4 games can be looked at as an injury. i thought the saints D was gonna get decimated with suspensions.


D-line is really thin with Smith out
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Wed May 02, 2012 4:57 pm

pinkerton wrote:
jerbear wrote:Can't believe the bucs are paying a guy millions of dollars to sit in a wheelchair


Temporary members of the 90 man offseason roster don't make millions of dollars. The Ravens signed John Brantley to their 90 man roster, same deal.


Bad joke I guess
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pinkerton » Wed May 02, 2012 6:10 pm

I was second guessing my reply as I was typing it. I also made a bad John Brantley joke so I guess we're even.

Anyway, Junior Seau was reportedly killed in a shooting today/last night (not a joke)
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Postby fester » Wed May 02, 2012 6:16 pm

that shit cray
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Postby Amblin » Wed May 02, 2012 6:20 pm

oh shit
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pinkerton » Wed May 02, 2012 6:21 pm

I totally missed the story in 2010 where he drove his SUV off a cliff after hitting his girlfriend. No wonder he played football so long.
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Postby d2michael » Wed May 02, 2012 6:34 pm

goddamit :( :( :( :(
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby douchechill » Wed May 02, 2012 6:37 pm

i had 12 sacks in a game once with seau in madden 64
It was game day, so he started running
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Postby ecto » Wed May 02, 2012 6:41 pm

suicide :shock:
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Postby Marigold » Wed May 02, 2012 6:49 pm

I hope his brain is donated to research.
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FUCK. :o :(
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