HPN Movie Series: ROCK AND RULE 22 APRIL 2200

[dan]

TONIGHT: FANTASTIC PLANET + BONUS SHORTS
http://tinychat.com/iltvh

[dan]

10 minute warning

[sideshow raheem]

10pm lets go

[lil benzo]

fantastic planet is cool

[sideshow raheem]

TONIGHT: FANTASTIC PLANET + BONUS SHORTS
http://tinychat.com/iltvh

10 minute warning for real this time

[Riverchrist]

I forgot to make a "seapunk coyotes" joke.

[dan]

Code: Select all

[10:18 PM] dan: 3
[10:18 PM] dan: 2
[10:18 PM] dan: 1
[10:18 PM] sideshowraheem: aww yeah
[10:18 PM] sideshowraheem: french people
[10:18 PM] pootish: ok, im going to switch computers so i can watch on this one.
[10:18 PM] loadletter: aww yeah erueka
[10:18 PM] pootish left the room.
[10:20 PM] sideshowraheem: monty
[10:20 PM] sideshowraheem: python's
[10:20 PM] sideshowraheem: flying
[10:20 PM] sideshowraheem: circuseseseses
[10:20 PM] dan: dingy broads
[10:21 PM] guest-98414 entered the room.
[10:21 PM] guest-98414 changed nickname to poots
[10:21 PM] sideshowraheem: what's that like 4 straight movies with boobs
[10:21 PM] poots: yeah i was gonna say
[10:21 PM] dan: did The Pagemaster have boobs?
[10:22 PM] poots: shit i dont know how to turn subtitles on i think
[10:22 PM] dan: V
[10:22 PM] dan: in vlc
[10:22 PM] sideshowraheem: ayn rand is close enough
[10:22 PM] guest-98447 entered the room.
[10:22 PM] loadletter: shit i also do not have subtitles
[10:22 PM] dan: ruh roh
[10:22 PM] sideshowraheem: video
[10:22 PM] guest-98447 left the room.
[10:23 PM] sideshowraheem: subtitle track
[10:23 PM] sideshowraheem: track 1
[10:23 PM] dan: or hit v
[10:23 PM] sideshowraheem: oui c'est ca
[10:24 PM] poots: yeah i hadnt copied them over
[10:24 PM] poots: can i get a time check?
[10:24 PM] sideshowraheem: 6:30
[10:24 PM] dan: 6:30
[10:24 PM] theta: 6:30
[10:25 PM] poots: one more
[10:25 PM] dan: 6:50
[10:25 PM] sideshowraheem: 6:50
[10:25 PM] poots: cool thanks
[10:25 PM] dan: Speed is a weird name for a pet
[10:25 PM] theta: p sure it was fast
[10:25 PM] dan: Rapide
[10:26 PM] theta: vitesse = speed
[10:26 PM] sideshowraheem: vitesse can also mean strength
[10:27 PM] sideshowraheem: savibon?
[10:27 PM] poots: yeah
[10:28 PM] theta: afaik it's just a weird sciency portmanteau of savoir and bon
[10:28 PM] poots: whats savoir
[10:28 PM] theta: to know
[10:28 PM] poots: o
[10:29 PM] poots: now i feel bad for my cat
[10:29 PM] poots: for removing him from his cat society
[10:29 PM] poots: i hope he doesn't get me with tiny spears
[10:29 PM] sideshowraheem: well you give him food i'm sure he'll be alright
[10:30 PM] dan: do you also make him balance on a ball?
[10:30 PM] sideshowraheem: this movie is pretty cool
[10:30 PM] theta: this movie owns
[10:30 PM] poots: i tryh to make him jump into my arms
[10:30 PM] poots: and i make him dance a lot
[10:30 PM] poots: probably just as bad
[10:30 PM] theta: did you guys know mike yin trained his cat to use the toilet
[10:31 PM] poots: yeah
[10:31 PM] poots: i want to do that
[10:31 PM] sideshowraheem: does it flush
[10:31 PM] theta: idk
[10:31 PM] poots: but i dont know if i can live with myself having done something he did first
[10:31 PM] poots: if they learn how to flush it's a nightmare
[10:31 PM] poots: because they'll never stop
[10:31 PM] poots: cats love watching the toilet run
[10:31 PM] dan: what if it like stole your keys and flushed them
[10:31 PM] poots: mine climbs in
[10:31 PM] dan: on purpose
[10:32 PM] poots: it's come close, i have this set of little olympic plush dolls from the china olympics
[10:32 PM] sideshowraheem: is this america
[10:32 PM] poots: and the cat brings them into the toilet
[10:32 PM] dan: its a metaphor
[10:32 PM] poots: well around the toilet, not in it
[10:32 PM] poots: a metaphor for spoiled fruiot
[10:32 PM] dan: for those two flavored soft serve ice creams
[10:32 PM] sideshowraheem: look at those canz
[10:33 PM] poots: im having a hard time looking at their eyes after having baked cherry tomatoes with dinner
[10:33 PM] dan: don't you need eyelashes
[10:33 PM] dan: for like dust and sand
[10:33 PM] theta: popping out a draag's eyes and eating them like baked cherry tomatoes
[10:33 PM] sideshowraheem: :)
[10:33 PM] poots: you get some pretty sick furniture when you're a pet
[10:34 PM] sideshowraheem: well what about those little cat houses
[10:34 PM] poots: but really for an advanced civilization they treat their pets pretty shitty
[10:34 PM] dan: yeah im pretty sure this kid lives better than I do
[10:34 PM] dan: see I would love thi
[10:34 PM] sideshowraheem: why does it always rain on me
[10:34 PM] dan: SHAFT
[10:34 PM] loadletter: life is suffering
[10:34 PM] sideshowraheem: holy christ
[10:35 PM] theta: i used to color my dog's claws with sharpie when i was little
[10:35 PM] theta: :S
[10:36 PM] poots: that's a lot more innocuous than fuckin zeusin him
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: fucking metric system
[10:37 PM] theta: lol
[10:37 PM] poots: wait do we have stable temps because of the ocean
[10:37 PM] poots: s
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: sort of i guess
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: I forget what bill bryson said about that
[10:37 PM] theta: i dunno
[10:38 PM] theta: p retarded when it comes to these things
[10:38 PM] dan: I like the movie but this planet doesnt seem all that fantastic
[10:38 PM] theta: but they probably contribute
[10:38 PM] dan: just a bunch a fungus and crystals
[10:38 PM] poots: id unno they have fins for ears
[10:38 PM] theta: it's not fantastic it's savage
[10:38 PM] sideshowraheem: those crystals are pretty shiny
[10:38 PM] sideshowraheem: I thought the satellite was la planete sauvage
[10:38 PM] sideshowraheem: but they are on the main one
[10:39 PM] poots: so fey
[10:39 PM] theta: yeah
[10:39 PM] dan: shit planete
[10:39 PM] theta: and that's the name of the movie
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: :)
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: wanna live wanna live wanna live
[10:40 PM] poots: ive seent his before but either because i was too stoned or doing something else i had no
[10:40 PM] poots: idea what the plot was
[10:40 PM] sideshowraheem: aww yeah
[10:40 PM] sideshowraheem: cat fight
[10:40 PM] theta: i p much love terr's hat
[10:40 PM] poots: yeah great music
[10:40 PM] dan: what if your whole live was essestially as a Bakugan
[10:40 PM] sideshowraheem: hella yellow submarine styles
[10:41 PM] sideshowraheem: that one guy is an alien from the prequels
[10:41 PM] dan: sings "well"
[10:41 PM] sideshowraheem: sick burn
[10:41 PM] poots: awww yeah doin some custard
[10:41 PM] sideshowraheem: nice fart enormous floating tumour
[10:41 PM] theta: 420 smoke clouds erry day
[10:42 PM] poots: i got a thing of boston cream pie ice cream
[10:42 PM] poots: that justset off the biggest craving
[10:42 PM] sideshowraheem: is this movie what it is like to take datura every day
[10:42 PM] poots: maybe if you watch it when you have the flu
[10:44 PM] dan: are collars ever a good thing in movies?
[10:44 PM] sideshowraheem: this is about how cats and dogs will destroy us all if we just let them be educated
[10:44 PM] poots: i give my cat catnip and make him listen to icp every day
[10:44 PM] theta: ostensibly
[10:45 PM] dan: can't say I'd be that upset if they just took over
[10:45 PM] poots: so im doing my part to keep us in charge
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: some cats kinda look like juggalos already
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: so icp might just empower them
[10:45 PM] poots: there are 60m feral cats in the us
[10:45 PM] dan: you mean like Mufasa?
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: holy god
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: you just made that up
[10:45 PM] poots: nah i was reading about housecats on wikipedia this morning
[10:46 PM] dan: yeah no way Feral owns that many cats
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: how many hyperintelligent dogs are there in russia
[10:46 PM] poots: trying to figure out a way my cat wasn't just a mongrel
[10:46 PM] poots: do they know the subway routes?
[10:46 PM] poots: or do they just get on and off wherever
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: ya those ones
[10:47 PM] poots: it wiould be so awesome to like be able to send a dog downtown for some bagels or somethin
[10:47 PM] poots: i wanted to train my cat to get cigarettes
[10:47 PM] dan: man
[10:47 PM] sideshowraheem: there is a japanese family who has a penguin get their groceries
[10:47 PM] poots: like that penguin that gets fish for that japanese family
[10:47 PM] theta: russian strays are wonderful
[10:47 PM] poots: have the dude at the bodega give him so tun
[10:47 PM] poots: a
[10:47 PM] sideshowraheem: i wish i had a penguin
[10:47 PM] poots: and just have a little fanny pack on him with $10
[10:47 PM] poots: pop him out the window, he goes to get his tuna and comes back
[10:48 PM] poots: and has cigarettes in his little pack. that'd be so great.
[10:48 PM] theta: i'd love to have a penguin
[10:48 PM] poots: but i think people would catch on and rob him
[10:48 PM] sideshowraheem: man I'd get a penguin send him down the street to get beer
[10:48 PM] poots: or he'd get distracted and stay at the bodega too long
[10:48 PM] sideshowraheem: who would roba penguin
[10:48 PM] poots: nono my cat
[10:48 PM] poots: oh wait
[10:48 PM] dan: thats why you'd also give him a weapon
[10:48 PM] poots: if you had one
[10:48 PM] poots: hm
[10:48 PM] theta: oh man
[10:48 PM] poots: yeah oeople wouildny rob a penguin
[10:48 PM] theta: i just remembered that was my avatar for a while
[10:48 PM] poots: you cant just touch a penguin because people will know it's not yours
[10:49 PM] sideshowraheem: look at this motherfucker
[10:49 PM] dan: thought it looked familiar
[10:49 PM] sideshowraheem: that guy was pretty freudian
[10:50 PM] dan: nice getup *FAG*
[10:50 PM] loadletter: is that a foley guy bouncing a basketball
[10:50 PM] poots: this is like if nefarious went to alabama
[10:50 PM] theta: ahahhahaha
[10:50 PM] dan: yes
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem left the room.
[10:51 PM] guest-98996 entered the room.
[10:51 PM] guest-98996 changed nickname to sideshowraheem
[10:51 PM] dan: he pm'd me some snide remark
[10:51 PM] dan: had to do it
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: who did
[10:51 PM] dan: :p
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: wait a minute
[10:52 PM] dan: I'd buy and octopus had if they had them
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: YOU BASTARD
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: I'm taking this all the way to the top
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: aww yeah
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: perogies
[10:52 PM] dan: communion nuggets
[10:53 PM] poots: hubba hubba
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: big fart by taht lady
[10:53 PM] loadletter: YEAH HEAVY METAL
[10:53 PM] dan: not really that sexy of a striptease
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: is this like
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: institutionalized rape
[10:54 PM] dan: hide n' go screw
[10:54 PM] sideshowraheem: you know like dolphins have
[10:54 PM] sideshowraheem: wait so they live on the satellite?
[10:55 PM] dan: unfortunately Texas rewrote most of the stuff on that tiara
[10:55 PM] dan: wow
[10:55 PM] dan: is there someway we can have this on earth
[10:55 PM] sideshowraheem: freudian
[10:56 PM] poots: whoa
[10:56 PM] poots: those things rule
[10:56 PM] sideshowraheem: they look like they are from starship troopers
[10:56 PM] dan: death by slushy
[10:57 PM] sideshowraheem: these nymphs are laughing at his small D
[10:57 PM] theta: dude got silkworm bukkake'd
[10:57 PM] poots: :O
[10:57 PM] dan: the rain in spain stays mainly on the brain
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: of the giant photosynthetic hyperintelligent mushroom
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: what are those blocks
[10:58 PM] theta: crates filled w shit afaik
[10:59 PM] loadletter: The Lost Tribe of :|
[11:00 PM] theta: damn girl
[11:00 PM] sideshowraheem: is he gonna fuck like john candy in heavy metal
[11:00 PM] poots: if this was made in the usa he'd have just gotten really good at football or soemthing
[11:01 PM] sideshowraheem: this is like the bizzarro bakshi because instead of big tits everything is phallic imagery
[11:01 PM] theta: girl straihgt up had a tit hanging out tho
[11:01 PM] dan: this is so much less lurid though
[11:01 PM] sideshowraheem: yeah but the nudity isn't really sexualized
[11:02 PM] sideshowraheem: whereas everyhing looks like a penis
[11:02 PM] theta: maybe that says more about u bro...
[11:02 PM] poots: brutal
[11:02 PM] poots: awesome song tho
[11:03 PM] dan: well now Im actually seeing scrotum imagerey
[11:03 PM] dan: not even balls just straight up sack
[11:04 PM] dan: de-mod squidhat
[11:04 PM] theta: :D
[11:04 PM] loadletter: haha
[11:04 PM] sideshowraheem: :)
[11:05 PM] sideshowraheem: that one guy got a temp ban from the tree for questioning him
[11:05 PM] sideshowraheem: vagina mushroom
[11:07 PM] dan: guys I think night might have passed
[11:07 PM] poots: kinda looks like one of those potato experiments
[11:07 PM] loadletter: you might say theyre letting the chisp fall where they may!
[11:07 PM] loadletter: ha!
[11:07 PM] dan: whats a chisp
[11:07 PM] loadletter: haha fuck these guys
[11:07 PM] loadletter: oh
[11:07 PM] loadletter: chips
[11:07 PM] dan: that like French chip
[11:08 PM] loadletter: everything is ruined
[11:08 PM] sideshowraheem: those are about the least sexual boobs of all times
[11:09 PM] sideshowraheem: wait so what is the purpose of the guys on leashes
[11:09 PM] dan: yeah this is pretty much how I feel about Necco Wafers too
[11:09 PM] poots: haha
[11:09 PM] dan: fucking clove flavored
[11:09 PM] theta: necco wafers rule h8er
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: they took datura every day
[11:10 PM] loadletter: So the premise of this movie is basically "Someone stole our kid's textbook,
[11:10 PM] loadletter: let's kill everyone's pets."
[11:10 PM] dan: by far and away the worst candy I can think of
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: well they are wil pets
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: but yes
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: d
[11:11 PM] theta: no it's more like
[11:11 PM] theta: here's these pesky animals that some of our kids like to have as pets
[11:11 PM] theta: let's fuck them up
[11:11 PM] theta: hm
[11:11 PM] sideshowraheem: gullivers travels this bitch up
[11:12 PM] poots: yeah these dudes are nuts
[11:12 PM] poots: ol saggy tits to the rescue
[11:12 PM] sideshowraheem: you know who else knew a place?
[11:12 PM] sideshowraheem: Jay Reatard
[11:12 PM] sideshowraheem: and now he's dead
[11:12 PM] theta: :(
[11:12 PM] theta: rest in piss
[11:13 PM] theta: fuck dude
[11:13 PM] theta: i wish there were just random conveyor belt things everywhere irl
[11:14 PM] poots: i would love a moving walkway system instead of trains
[11:14 PM] poots: yeah
[11:14 PM] poots: i think about this a lot
[11:14 PM] poots: like you could have five speeds going each way
[11:14 PM] dan: wasnt there an article saying that people were getting fat enough that it might happen
[11:14 PM] theta: they're like the best part of airports
[11:14 PM] poots: and you could kind of scoot over until you got to the fastest one
[11:14 PM] poots: and scoot back when you got close to where you were going
[11:14 PM] theta: i mean you're still walking
[11:14 PM] theta: it's just faster
[11:14 PM] poots: i want to see them get up to like 30mph
[11:15 PM] dan: what happens if you fall down on one of them?
[11:15 PM] poots: it shouldnt be an issue, should it? as long as it's wide enough and flat?
[11:15 PM] poots: then like the one next to it would be 25, then 20, then 15 etc
[11:16 PM] dan: in that case I would just lie down on all of them
[11:16 PM] loadletter: what if youre a janitor and youre emptying the garbage cans on the route
[11:16 PM] loadletter: and you drop a bag full of banana peels
[11:16 PM] poots: you get put to death
[11:16 PM] poots: if you spill banana peels
[11:16 PM] dan: seems fair
[11:16 PM] poots: so theyll be really careful
[11:16 PM] theta: :D
[11:17 PM] sideshowraheem: all of these creatures look like terry gilliam creations
[11:17 PM] dan: the classic trope of a yogurt hippo eating a dancing penis
[11:17 PM] theta: i dunno who that is but if that means baller as fuck then yeah
[11:17 PM] dan: its in like every movie
[11:17 PM] sideshowraheem: ahahaha
[11:17 PM] sideshowraheem: dan that killed me
[11:18 PM] sideshowraheem: I mean that shit was so present in the godfather
[11:18 PM] sideshowraheem: good the bad and the ugly
[11:18 PM] sideshowraheem: most coen bros movies
[11:18 PM] sideshowraheem: it's just everywhere
[11:18 PM] theta: we could just completely replace intra-city roads with moving sidewalks
[11:18 PM] dan: yeah come on Lalaux be a little more creative
[11:18 PM] dan: its been done to death
[11:19 PM] theta: nIPPLE
[11:19 PM] dan: we've had nipple, tongue, penis, anus, breast, and penis structures or animals
[11:20 PM] dan: have they missed anything
[11:20 PM] poots: imperial probes
[11:20 PM] poots: o no
[11:20 PM] sideshowraheem: I was gonna say vehicles but these are titty/penis vehicles
[11:20 PM] theta: okay just jizz on a rocketship
[11:20 PM] sideshowraheem: it's a jizzing nipple
[11:20 PM] dan: and I guess those gas things looked like condoms
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: vagina
[11:21 PM] dan: I heard the animators for this also drew the Little Mermaid VHS cover
[11:22 PM] poots: "uhhhh"
[11:22 PM] theta: lol
[11:22 PM] dan: The Savage Titties
[11:22 PM] sideshowraheem: so they are all gonna suffacate to death once they hit space right
[11:23 PM] loadletter: ORBS
[11:23 PM] loadletter: fuck
[11:23 PM] sideshowraheem: oh no
[11:23 PM] sideshowraheem: no
[11:23 PM] sideshowraheem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:23 PM] theta: penis.
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: waoh woah woah
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: what
[11:25 PM] sideshowraheem: how did they figure that out just form looking at that
[11:25 PM] theta: the savage planet is for fuckin
[11:25 PM] dan: still better than the twist in Signs
[11:25 PM] dan: their only weak point: Lazers
[11:26 PM] sideshowraheem: so they meditate to fuck with intergalactic beings
[11:26 PM] sideshowraheem: what is this demolition man
[11:26 PM] dan: they don't care for Fluid Exchange
[11:26 PM] dan: oh pubic hairs
[11:27 PM] dan: now we got them all
[11:27 PM] theta: oh okay
[11:27 PM] theta: just enslave a fucking lizard
[11:27 PM] theta: that makes it alright
[11:27 PM] dan: sets it up for a lizard sequel though
[11:27 PM] sideshowraheem: was tht scientology
[11:28 PM] dan: no I sort of understood this
[11:28 PM] sideshowraheem: these names look pretty russian for a  french movie
[11:28 PM] theta: topor is orig czech i think?
[11:28 PM] sideshowraheem: oh ok
[11:28 PM] sideshowraheem: well slavic i guess
[11:28 PM] theta: oh he was polish
[11:28 PM] theta: i dunno
[11:29 PM] sideshowraheem: prague
[11:29 PM] sideshowraheem: polish guy in prague doing a french movie
[11:29 PM] sideshowraheem: I N S A N E
[11:29 PM] dan: Kill all Draags
[11:30 PM] dan: cool
[11:30 PM] sideshowraheem: and oms too really


[dan]

and our shorts for all those interested

[dan]

Any ideas for tonight? Is it time for another animal movie?

[dan]

so is anybody actually gonna show up?

[dan]

Well I guess the movie series is dead and along with it the only brief stretches of happiness I felt each week. Hopefully I'll be dead soon too becasue I have nothing to live for at this point. Hope you're all happy.







































































btw I'm putting Mouse Hunt in the Dropbox for tonight if that's alright

[a-10 warthog champion]

[Damien Amadeus MetalWind]

i may finally be around for this

[sideshow raheem]

fuck yeah mousehunt

[MADONNA WAYNE GACY]

jeremy would you mind someone else taking over the movie series at this point or at least making another thread so it can operate more consistently?

i would offer to do it myself if i wasnt going to be travelling/away most of the summer.

[parapet]

i'd like to take at least part of october for horror movies if nothing else is happening, i can just do a thread then though

[dan]

I don't mind filling in in terms of getting movies and making/copying tinychats, but I don't have that razzle dazzle star quality that jeremy brings. Whenever I try to start these the attendance is usually pretty low. I'll see if making a hype thread does anything.

Anyway if anyone new wants to join us, PM me for a either a link or a dropbox invite.

[Damien Amadeus MetalWind]

why am i not seeing mouse hunt in the dropbox, i thought it got added

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Merciel is probably going to requisition me to play video games tonight but if not I will be there.

[dan]

It finished uploading for me like 4 hours ago, if its not showing up then there's a problem. Is it there for other people?
I guess I should also mention that the main audio for the version I put up is in Hindi, so make sure that whatever you're watching this on can switch audio tracks.

[lil benzo]

I don't mind filling in in terms of getting movies and making/copying tinychats, but I don't have that razzle dazzle star quality that jeremy brings. Whenever I try to start these the attendance is usually pretty low. I'll see if making a hype thread does anything.

Anyway if anyone new wants to join us, PM me for a either a link or a dropbox invite.

I'll be honest, I never really noticed you on the board before these, but you've been great. Actually, you were the main reason I stuck around on Sunday. I mean I guess it's a pretty dumb thing to be like "hey good job" about, but as infrequent as I've been around lately, I do appreciate both your efforts and presence in the chats quite a bit.

Anyway, it's just next to impossible to keep something going on this long with exhausting everyone, especially if we're relying on the same person to host/keep up the thread/up the movies every week.

I think we should consider cutting back to one a week, and possibly consider starting a new thread so we can give Jeremy a break and still have current information in the title, because I think that's the main issue with attendance. At least it often is with me.

I'm feeling pretty lazy tonight, so I'm going to make sure dropbox is running and order a pizza, I'll be there.

[lil benzo]

im downloading something but i dont know how to tell if it's mouse hunt.

[lil benzo]

oh yeah mouse hunt is there. how do you send links to other people? if i select "get link" and send it to dam can she dl it?

[dan]

I thank you for the kind words and agree with basically all your points, everything Jeremy did was incredible and deeply appreciated and I'll see what other people think about cutting back to make things easier.

[dan]

MOUSE HUNT: TONIGHT AT 2200, COME ONE COME ALL
http://tinychat.com/2k4gk

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Dan I just want to echo what pootis said. Except the part about not noticing you before.

[dan]

5 minute warning
and @ svc

[Architecture]

I can no longer make Wednesdays due to work

If you guys screen Clifford on a Sunday, I will be there front and center

[jca]

Code: Select all

[10:35 PM] delgriffith: 3
[10:35 PM] delgriffith: 2
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: 1
[10:36 PM] pootis: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: HUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTT
[10:36 PM] jca: this is really called mouse hunt?
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: yeah
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: mousehunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: actually
[10:36 PM] tth: MouseHunt
[10:36 PM] pootis: mike hunt, mouse
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: holy shit
[10:36 PM] dan: no its Mou Sehunt
[10:36 PM] dan: its french
[10:36 PM] tth: MikeHunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: Mao Sunt
[10:36 PM] jca: maus hunt from the beginning?
[10:36 PM] pootis: mousehu nt
[10:36 PM] pootis: it's about a japanese operating system
[10:36 PM] loadletter: mush shunt
[10:36 PM] delgriffith: who died?
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse
[10:37 PM] tth: the mouse
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: movie ever
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: mousey gone, our nigga dead
[10:37 PM] jca: "he was a good mouse"
[10:37 PM] pootis left the room.
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: this is not appropriate funeral talk
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: "life sucks"
[10:37 PM] dan: UH  OH
[10:37 PM] tth: oh shit
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: cool
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: 3 points
[10:37 PM] loadletter: whoa
[10:37 PM] tth:  whooosh
[10:37 PM] dan: haha
[10:37 PM] sideshowraheem: this is actually weekend at bernies 4
[10:37 PM] delgriffith: the hatch
[10:38 PM] dan: life is shit, death is shit
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: "oh well"
[10:38 PM] svc: The odds of that happening were very small.
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: oh man is their father reanimated as a rat?
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: or a mouse?
[10:38 PM] guest-135510 entered the room.
[10:38 PM] dan: what if he meets Master Splinter down there
[10:38 PM] delgriffith: david finchertitle screen
[10:38 PM] tth: i thought it was implied
[10:38 PM] guest-135513 entered the room.
[10:38 PM] guest-135510 changed nickname to randy
[10:38 PM] tth: that the father lived in harmony w/ the mouse
[10:38 PM] guest-135513 changed nickname to pootis
[10:38 PM] pootis: YES'
[10:38 PM] loadletter: aww yeah vicki lewis
[10:38 PM] pootis: gears are awesome
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: chekhov's ball of string
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: x 10
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: you don't even know
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: woah
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: sentient ball of string
[10:39 PM] sideshowraheem: chekov built this motherfuckin factory
[10:39 PM] dan: that ball kills 20 workers
[10:39 PM] loadletter: mousetraphunt
[10:39 PM] delgriffith: fucking hell
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: factories seem so easy to send into meltdown
[10:40 PM] jca: love these intros
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: in movies
[10:40 PM] delgriffith: surely a ball of string shouldn't be capable of melting down a string factory
[10:40 PM] guest-135537 entered the room.
[10:40 PM] dan: I think something has gone haywire
[10:40 PM] sideshowraheem: the problem is this factory is from 1925
[10:41 PM] delgriffith: not a good business attitude
[10:41 PM] guest-135537 left the room.
[10:41 PM] dan: I thought the timeperiod for this was ambiguous
[10:41 PM] delgriffith: this is the future
[10:41 PM] sideshowraheem: they use some pretty advanced anti mouse tech
[10:41 PM] tth: the exterminator
[10:41 PM] tth: yeah
[10:42 PM] randy left the room.
[10:42 PM] dan: with the mare?
[10:42 PM] pootis: haha what a homo
[10:43 PM] delgriffith: the mayor is a fat fucking homo
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: oh god
[10:43 PM] dan: Chris Christie hits the town
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: now i remember what happens
[10:43 PM] tth: oh my god i forgot
[10:43 PM] sideshowraheem: haha
[10:43 PM] tth: fuck
[10:43 PM] tth: you know
[10:43 PM] pootis: haha
[10:43 PM] delgriffith: JUMANJI
[10:44 PM] pootis: :O
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: lol how are they gonna eat that
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: it's on fire
[10:44 PM] delgriffith: kermit the frog
[10:44 PM] dan: bibliotek?!
[10:44 PM] loadletter: haha what a quirky restaurant
[10:44 PM] tth: crunchy
[10:45 PM] dan: sweet graphics
[10:45 PM] jca: whoa
[10:45 PM] pootis: jesus christ
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: u killed the mayor
[10:45 PM] pootis: not what i want to see while im eating
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: WELP
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: oh my god
[10:45 PM] pootis: they mayor was killing himslf anyway
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: are they rejoicing?
[10:45 PM] pootis: did you see that meat
[10:45 PM] tth: i love this movie
[10:45 PM] dan: is your pizza a bit...chrunchy Pootis?
[10:45 PM] delgriffith: wait what year is this?
[10:45 PM] sideshowraheem: holy shit it's the Dane
[10:46 PM] tth: this is the string cartel
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: is this actually a flashback?
[10:46 PM] dan: String Consultant
[10:46 PM] svc: Hey, time?
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: 10:22
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: 1025
[10:46 PM] dan: 10:30
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: ah... my father's lucky string
[10:46 PM] sideshowraheem: how did you know!
[10:46 PM] jca: but string is all i know...
[10:46 PM] delgriffith: shit it actually was
[10:47 PM] dan: thats incredible
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: lol their dad is adorkable
[10:47 PM] dan: Adam Rifkin you genius
[10:47 PM] pootis: gross
[10:47 PM] tth: hes in the sewer
[10:47 PM] tth: right now
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: this is making me sad
[10:47 PM] delgriffith: :(
[10:48 PM] jca: that was 15 minutes ago!
[10:48 PM] delgriffith: holyf fuckj
[10:48 PM] sideshowraheem: I'm sorry extras from Miller's Crossing you can't intimidate me
[10:48 PM] delgriffith: haha
[10:48 PM] pootis: WOMEN
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: he's gonna go invent groupon
[10:49 PM] pootis: you have no idea how many times this has happened to me
[10:49 PM] dan: is his wife made of string?
[10:49 PM] guest-135681 entered the room.
[10:49 PM] pootis: "but i like selling books"
[10:49 PM] pootis: "lol chrstn plz go"
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: "you really strung me along"
[10:49 PM] sideshowraheem: holy shit
[10:49 PM] jca: haha
[10:49 PM] delgriffith: mckrinkle haha
[10:49 PM] pootis: mccrinkle
[10:49 PM] pootis: ahaha
[10:49 PM] dan: Our Lady of Sorrows
[10:49 PM] guest-135681 left the room.
[10:49 PM] pootis: i thought he had a kindle for a minute
[10:50 PM] delgriffith: is that an oscar
[10:50 PM] svc: That looked pretty good really.
[10:50 PM] sideshowraheem: good social commentary
[10:50 PM] delgriffith: hahahslkjsfdklj
[10:50 PM] jca: "really" omgg
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: a fucktard proverb
[10:51 PM] dan: wow
[10:51 PM] sideshowraheem: ice cold
[10:51 PM] dan: Mouse Hunt, by Ayn Rand
[10:51 PM] tth: yesss
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: they stole that line from the simpsons
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: oh my god
[10:52 PM] sideshowraheem: an episode which also features ayn rand school for tots
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: "ernie it's christmas"
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: "you have nothing"
[10:52 PM] jca: i just cant afford to think that way
[10:52 PM] dan: I actually forgot all the Christmas stuff in this
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: FUCK i remember this film now
[10:52 PM] delgriffith: holy shit
[10:53 PM] pootis: hiow has everyone seen this
[10:53 PM] dan: but I think it shifts to mouse mayhem soon
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: I forgot it took so long for the insanity to kick in
[10:53 PM] pootis: is this supposed to be a kids movie
[10:53 PM] svc: Yeah.
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: i saw it as a kid
[10:53 PM] tth: dunno i liked this as a kid
[10:53 PM] pootis: why are kids movies fucking terrifying
[10:53 PM] tth: but beauty and the beast scared me
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: i got it mixed up with the borrowers
[10:53 PM] sideshowraheem: my uncle worked for a movie distribution company so we had the screener
[10:53 PM] delgriffith: as a kid
[10:53 PM] dan: don't worry the mouse is about to start making their lives shit soon
[10:54 PM] jca: "i was on top once" you poor man
[10:54 PM] delgriffith: NO FUCKING WAy
[10:54 PM] sideshowraheem: how many movies use "quarter on it's side" plot device
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: inception
[10:55 PM] sideshowraheem: I think the other one I remember had an ape playing baseball
[10:55 PM] pootis: also how many times has "are you asleep" "i was" been used
[10:55 PM] svc: This movie is going to be a lot less enjoyable not that I actually have a home with mice
[10:55 PM] svc: in it.
[10:55 PM] pootis: that's why i got my cat
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: haha do you still have a sword
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: didn't the sword break
[10:55 PM] pootis: it worked amazingly well
[10:55 PM] svc: Yeah she threw it away. :[
[10:55 PM] delgriffith: haha
[10:56 PM] svc: She shrieks every time she sees one of them.
[10:56 PM] svc: It is fucking hilarious.
[10:56 PM] delgriffith: that painting was worth the millions it'd take to get these idiots out of trouble
[10:56 PM] delgriffith left the room.
[10:56 PM] tth: just the hellraiser jack in the box
[10:56 PM] sideshowraheem: I believe they are knuckleheads not idiots
[10:57 PM] dan: someone should do a mashup of this and Alien
[10:57 PM] guest-135813 entered the room.
[10:57 PM] svc: Haha.
[10:57 PM] guest-135813 changed nickname to delgriffith
[10:57 PM] pootis: so is this like they realized they could save $17m
[10:57 PM] svc: I don't this mansion is worth anything.
[10:58 PM] pootis: if  they hired a mouse instead of macauley culkin
[10:58 PM] svc: Oh, it's 100 years old? That's more like it.
[10:58 PM] tth: "as an authority"
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: hey that guy!
[10:58 PM] delgriffith: so did this town have some sort of radiation disaster
[10:58 PM] dan: omg del
[10:58 PM] delgriffith: like nuclear waste in the water or something
[10:58 PM] dan: made the mice superintelligent as well
[10:58 PM] sideshowraheem: I thought you meant cuz everyone they showed was bald
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: it fits
[10:59 PM] tth: glass of rainwater
[10:59 PM] sideshowraheem: i forget if they kill another fat guy
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: good joke
[10:59 PM] guest-135870 entered the room.
[10:59 PM] guest-135870 changed nickname to pootis1
[10:59 PM] dan: I deeply respect his houses so allow me to litter all over them
[10:59 PM] delgriffith: hahah
[11:00 PM] delgriffith: FUCK EVERYONE'S HOUSE
[11:00 PM] delgriffith: how many people are in this man's employ?
[11:01 PM] dan: aww I thought they were gonna fall over
[11:01 PM] dan: 500,000 buttplugs!
[11:01 PM] delgriffith: thie is like mites cam during tinylear
[11:02 PM] svc: I don't think $5 million buys that many 5-star restaurants actually.
[11:02 PM] pootis1: is it gonna do mouse laughs when it does something naughty
[11:02 PM] delgriffith: hmmmmm
[11:03 PM] delgriffith: let's replace all mentions of the word mouse in this movie with something else
[11:03 PM] guest-135915 entered the room.
[11:03 PM] delgriffith: this house is scrump
[11:03 PM] guest-135915 changed nickname to dam
[11:03 PM] dan: hah
[11:04 PM] dan: hi DAM did you get it downloaded?
[11:04 PM] dam: yup, time?
[11:04 PM] tth: 2813
[11:04 PM] tth: 28:20]
[11:04 PM] dan: you gotta change the audio to english btw
[11:04 PM] dan: MOUSSSEEE
[11:05 PM] dan: so this is how Merciel handles these situations?
[11:05 PM] delgriffith left the room.
[11:05 PM] dam: one more time on the time, this is my first time bear with me
[11:05 PM] tth: 29:40
[11:05 PM] svc: More or less, yeah.
[11:05 PM] sideshowraheem: 2945
[11:05 PM] pootis1: yes yes yes yes
[11:06 PM] pootis1: i love this kind of shit so much
[11:06 PM] dan: crafty as fuck
[11:06 PM] pootis1: pretty obvious he's cleaning the windows
[11:07 PM] dan: this mouse stuff is like Metroid
[11:07 PM] dan: Mousetroid
[11:07 PM] pootis1: no way
[11:07 PM] dan: haha
[11:07 PM] tth: is there a MouseHunt official videogame?
[11:07 PM] dan: thats adorable
[11:07 PM] sideshowraheem: aww look at the little fella
[11:07 PM] pootis1: ahahaha this is so good
[11:07 PM] jca: thats so nice
[11:07 PM] jca: whoa
[11:07 PM] dan: NO!
[11:08 PM] tth: omg
[11:08 PM] pootis1: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW HUMANS
[11:08 PM] dan: what the fuck is he nailing so much for
[11:08 PM] sideshowraheem: that seems like an excessive amount of nails
[11:08 PM] pootis1: ENTER THE MOUSETRIX
[11:09 PM] dan: deus ex Mouschina
[11:09 PM] jca: that next cheese will be the best cheese hes tasted
[11:10 PM] dan: well they're dead
[11:10 PM] pootis1: "the end"
[11:10 PM] tth: it would float dammit
[11:10 PM] tth: maybe
[11:10 PM] sideshowraheem: not if the drain was open
[11:10 PM] pootis1: foreshadowing?
[11:11 PM] guest-135993 entered the room.
[11:11 PM] dan: oh shit
[11:11 PM] guest-135993 left the room.
[11:11 PM] tth: they're fucked
[11:12 PM] dam: aww yeah
[11:12 PM] dan: shits about to go down
[11:12 PM] sideshowraheem: this mouse rules
[11:12 PM] pootis1: sassy little guy
[11:12 PM] dan: this mouse should have got an oscar nod
[11:13 PM] pootis1: that mouse deserves this theme
[11:13 PM] dan: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
[11:13 PM] pootis1: ahahah
[11:13 PM] pootis1: i only know that song w/ the cockatoo singing it
[11:13 PM] pootis1: which is perfect
[11:14 PM] sideshowraheem: I have a feeling this would be bloodier in real life
[11:14 PM] dan: well it happened in the Jackass movie
[11:14 PM] tth: omg omg
[11:14 PM] pootis1: :O
[11:14 PM] tth: omg
[11:14 PM] dan: haha
[11:14 PM] sideshowraheem: YES
[11:14 PM] tth: sideshow u know
[11:15 PM] sideshowraheem: I can't stop crying
[11:15 PM] sideshowraheem: 1200 dollars mortgage?
[11:16 PM] pootis left the room.
[11:16 PM] tth: oh god
[11:16 PM] dan: damn
[11:16 PM] jca: what the hell
[11:16 PM] pootis1: jesus christ
[11:16 PM] dan: I guess they really wanted this guy to seem evil
[11:17 PM] pootis1: :O :O :O :O
[11:17 PM] pootis1: awwww
[11:17 PM] dan: did they just....
[11:17 PM] tth: yeagh
[11:17 PM] tth: that kitten is fuck
[11:17 PM] sideshowraheem: I forgot about the euthanasia
[11:18 PM] dan: one mean pussey
[11:18 PM] dan: thats a pretty good name
[11:18 PM] jca: haha
[11:19 PM] pootis1: fucking silent hill here
[11:19 PM] sideshowraheem: this movie makes breaking through wood seem like a piece of cake
[11:19 PM] dan: haha
[11:20 PM] pootis1: YEREEEEES
[11:20 PM] dan: whoa
[11:20 PM] svc: That is the case with a lot of kids movies I think.
[11:20 PM] svc: Especially with your head.
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: those piano keys were a plot point that I found unlikely as a kid
[11:21 PM] dan: We'll be paying you with string this yar
[11:21 PM] dan: year
[11:21 PM] guest-136125 entered the room.
[11:21 PM] guest-136125 changed nickname to archie_doodle
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: I'm sure these illiterate turn of the century italian immigrant workers will understand
[11:21 PM] sideshowraheem: that it's the missing larue
[11:22 PM] dan: architechture is that you?
[11:22 PM] dan: oh wow
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: howdy
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: tuh tuh time check?
[11:22 PM] dan: 46:35
[11:22 PM] archie_doodle: tell me 47:27
[11:22 PM] dan: gotta swtich audio track to english btw
[11:23 PM] pootis1: cats need to lobby hollywood or something
[11:23 PM] dan: 47 27
[11:23 PM] dan: NOW
[11:23 PM] pootis1: they're always so unfairly portrayed
[11:23 PM] archie_doodle: oh, is this nathan lane?
[11:23 PM] archie_doodle: yowling?
[11:23 PM] svc: I think it's a cat.
[11:23 PM] dan: hahah
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: welp
[11:24 PM] dan: that would be pretty impressive actuing
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: it's dead
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: i meant in this movie
[11:24 PM] tth: was that blood
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: is this that nathan lane movie
[11:24 PM] tth: a blood cloud?
[11:24 PM] dan: suprising amount of murder in this
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: ya he's the main haracter
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: that's one big roach
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: WALKEN
[11:24 PM] dan: 2 animal deaths, 2 human deaths
[11:24 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse is also a known murderer
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: you guys, this is way better in french
[11:24 PM] archie_doodle: i can tell
[11:25 PM] pootis1: ;)
[11:25 PM] archie_doodle: french walken is INSANE
[11:25 PM] sideshowraheem: it's hindi
[11:25 PM] pootis1: wait what was the other animal death
[11:25 PM] tth: im gonna try hindi walken
[11:25 PM] archie_doodle: hindi?
[11:25 PM] tth: im curious
[11:25 PM] dan: that cat in the shelter got...um
[11:25 PM] dan: well it was implied I think
[11:26 PM] guest-136185 entered the room.
[11:26 PM] guest-136185 changed nickname to pootis11
[11:26 PM] pootis11 changed nickname to pootis
[11:26 PM] dan: these Pootises are multiplying like mice
[11:26 PM] pootis: wifi on this laptop bombs out every 25 minutes apparently
[11:26 PM] sideshowraheem: god i love walken
[11:26 PM] svc: That's how I got it with the sword.
[11:27 PM] archie_doodle: why can't they have intrusions?
[11:27 PM] guest-136194 entered the room.
[11:27 PM] guest-136194 changed nickname to pootis2
[11:27 PM] tth: DOWN WITH STRING
[11:27 PM] pootis2 changed nickname to cathy
[11:27 PM] cathy: ACK
[11:27 PM] dan: hahah
[11:27 PM] tth: ack ack
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: is there a plot i need to know?
[11:28 PM] tth: there is a mouse and they want to kill the mouse
[11:28 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse is trying to murder them out of an expensive house
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: i hope he didn't tear his blouse
[11:28 PM] dan: this mouse is smart and bold as fuck though
[11:28 PM] dan: he aint no normal mouse
[11:28 PM] archie_doodle: and blessed with lots of luck, though
[11:28 PM] cathy: factory is a deathtrap
[11:29 PM] archie_doodle: sorry, i wanted the chat to keep rhyming
[11:29 PM] tth: oh wait
[11:29 PM] tth: this scene
[11:29 PM] tth: scared me as a kidf
[11:29 PM] archie_doodle: is this like 1997?
[11:29 PM] sideshowraheem: they stole the earlier costumes from Miller's Crossing and this set from Hudsucker PRoxy
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: what an intense-looking man
[11:30 PM] dan: I'm guessing Walkens equipment makes this modern times
[11:30 PM] sideshowraheem: the steam punk exterminator
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: i meant when it was made...and the file is named Mouse Hunt 1997, so i guess i was right
[11:30 PM] tth: alternate reality?
[11:30 PM] cathy: :O
[11:30 PM] dan: you'd think the mouse would have more than enough calcium
[11:30 PM] archie_doodle: is the mouse cg?
[11:31 PM] dan: with all the cheese he ate
[11:31 PM] dan: sometimes hes CG, sometimes a puppet, alot of the times its real mouse
[11:31 PM] tth: the real mouse is pretty talented
[11:31 PM] sideshowraheem: in two scenes i believe it is a muppet
[11:31 PM] dan: when he was in the  mouse house
[11:31 PM] archie_doodle: this movie is bizarre as hell
[11:31 PM] cathy: hubba hubba
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: an openly gay man trying to woo two women who have just stepped out of a time machine
[11:32 PM] tth: KABOOOM
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: and let's not forget the mouse
[11:32 PM] archie_doodle: oh jesus
[11:33 PM] dan: one of those balls is made of pubes
[11:33 PM] tth: what is she wearing
[11:33 PM] cathy: hubba hubba
[11:33 PM] archie_doodle: not much
[11:33 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:33 PM] dan: this was PG?
[11:33 PM] sideshowraheem: yes I think
[11:33 PM] svc: I don't remember that part.
[11:33 PM] cathy: wait
[11:33 PM] cathy: really?
[11:33 PM] dan: Unrated Directors Cut
[11:33 PM] dan: Too Hot For Theaters
[11:34 PM] sideshowraheem: I def remember the chick from newsradio dressing like that
[11:34 PM] cathy: i think i have to watch pig in the city now
[11:34 PM] sideshowraheem: oh shit
[11:34 PM] tth: omg
[11:35 PM] dan: I'm laughing out loud at "Oh Nuts"
[11:35 PM] cathy: hooooly shit
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: what
[11:35 PM] tth: murder #3
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: that house is straight fucked
[11:35 PM] sideshowraheem: this part is so crazy violent
[11:35 PM] archie_doodle: cg?
[11:35 PM] sideshowraheem: the mouse isn't done yet
[11:36 PM] archie_doodle: it's that chick from tombstone
[11:36 PM] svc left the room.
[11:36 PM] tth: the garters
[11:36 PM] sideshowraheem: I mean i understand the coat but the shoes
[11:37 PM] cathy: ok what is this rated
[11:37 PM] dan: I guess his shoes...somehow unraveled
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: it's seriously a kids movie
[11:37 PM] dan: Mouse Hunt: The XXX Parody
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: haha
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: is the mouse driving it
[11:37 PM] tth: yes please
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: will somebody more talented than me splice this with mouse and the motorcycle
[11:37 PM] archie_doodle: because that'd be fucking hilarious
[11:37 PM] sideshowraheem: I was sure Walken died
[11:38 PM] tth: at least he got committed as a resu;t
[11:38 PM] cathy: rated pg for "mayhem"
[11:38 PM] dan: thats amazing
[11:38 PM] jca: so good
[11:38 PM] archie_doodle: it's a biker mouse
[11:39 PM] archie_doodle: probably from mars
[11:39 PM] sideshowraheem: if you guys recall the former owner was found dead in a box
[11:39 PM] dan: Serial Killer Mouse is a pretty good concept
[11:39 PM] sideshowraheem: arugala, what a fucking elitist mouse
[11:39 PM] tth: 1% mouse
[11:40 PM] archie_doodle: so it's like home alone starring mousecaulay culkin
[11:40 PM] tth: but insane
[11:40 PM] sideshowraheem: typical liberal trying to fuck up a fair business transaction
[11:40 PM] dan: its been noted
[11:40 PM] cathy: yeah he really did kill that cat huh
[11:40 PM] tth: pretty sure that was a blood and dust cloud
[11:40 PM] archie_doodle: wait, is there a gas leak now
[11:40 PM] sideshowraheem: (that was gas)
[11:40 PM] tth: when the dumb elevator hit
[11:40 PM] cathy: ACK
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: wow
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: that's premeditated murder
[11:41 PM] tth: dumbwaiter
[11:41 PM] dan: Im telling you this mouse is cold blooded
[11:41 PM] cathy: :D
[11:41 PM] sideshowraheem: this is bugs bunny
[11:41 PM] tth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: what
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: the
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: fuck
[11:41 PM] archie_doodle: just happend
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: oh you missed the bit with the jacuzzi earlier
[11:42 PM] dan: they really did just stretch a 6 minute looney tunes short into a hour and half long movie
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: more wood
[11:42 PM] pootis1 left the room.
[11:42 PM] archie_doodle: there's nothing remotely funny about this
[11:42 PM] cathy: you know now that im old enough to have dropped a few bookshelves
[11:42 PM] archie_doodle: bassoons don't make this funny
[11:42 PM] cathy: on my hands this is kind of painful to watch
[11:42 PM] sideshowraheem: i'm dying over here
[11:42 PM] tth: yeah this is great
[11:43 PM] dan: they should both have festing burn wounds
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: he's using shot, right
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: like
[11:43 PM] dan: for real this would be an incredible videogame
[11:43 PM] archie_doodle: no way the mouse survived
[11:44 PM] pootis left the room.
[11:44 PM] tth: im gonna make a MouseTrap platformer
[11:44 PM] tth: ive decided
[11:44 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:44 PM] archie_doodle: the old call of duty breach 'n' clear
[11:44 PM] tth: oh this is the explosion i remember
[11:45 PM] cathy: should do it gta style
[11:45 PM] cathy: where the world is like an apartment building
[11:45 PM] cathy: try to kill all the tenants
[11:45 PM] cathy: and cats i guess
[11:45 PM] tth: only evil cats
[11:45 PM] archie_doodle: bus?
[11:46 PM] dan: were you not here when he was run over by a bus?
[11:46 PM] cathy: it's almost as if there is a chasm between these brothers
[11:46 PM] archie_doodle: oh
[11:46 PM] archie_doodle: things are blurry
[11:46 PM] sideshowraheem: they should probably call 911
[11:46 PM] tth: they are unharmed
[11:47 PM] archie_doodle: oh, this is a movie for kids and single mothers?
[11:47 PM] tth: an autistic string obsessed father
[11:47 PM] dan: GIMMIE SOMETHIN TO BREAK
[11:47 PM] sideshowraheem: NOOOO
[11:47 PM] sideshowraheem: poor little guy
[11:48 PM] cathy: ahaha
[11:48 PM] sideshowraheem: HITLER WITH A TAIL
[11:48 PM] dan: not even gonna say it
[11:48 PM] dan: holy shit
[11:48 PM] archie_doodle: this movie is downright horrific
[11:48 PM] sideshowraheem: suck it castro
[11:49 PM] sideshowraheem: so this is supposed to take place after at least 1959
[11:49 PM] dan: I hope to god theres a scene after the credits with the mouse chilling with castro
[11:49 PM] tth: im going with the alternate reality hypothesis
[11:49 PM] tth: sideshow
[11:50 PM] sideshowraheem: mouse hanging with ford fairlane and his koala
[11:50 PM] archie_doodle: WHA
[11:50 PM] sideshowraheem: the room WAS awfully smokey
[11:50 PM] dan: this movie is constantly warping through decades
[11:50 PM] archie_doodle: here's my napkin
[11:50 PM] dan: oh yeah I guess you need to know arch
[11:50 PM] tth: no its a lucky string duh
[11:51 PM] dan: thats their dads lucky piece of string
[11:51 PM] dan: that he gave to them on his deathbed
[11:51 PM] archie_doodle: did they just watch the royal wedding
[11:51 PM] tth: oh and here are the hair models
[11:51 PM] dan: stringophiliac
[11:52 PM] sideshowraheem: this guy is hammered
[11:52 PM] cathy: lol
[11:52 PM] tth: over under on him getting a boner during that factory scene where machines eat his cloths?
[11:52 PM] tth: like string
[11:52 PM] tth: clothes
[11:52 PM] archie_doodle: is this alternate reality panatha
[11:52 PM] cathy: god havent they learned anything
[11:53 PM] archie_doodle: who's she married to?
[11:53 PM] tth: other brotheR
[11:53 PM] cathy: omg
[11:53 PM] sideshowraheem: the whoville elites
[11:53 PM] archie_doodle: was that a lion king joke?
[11:53 PM] dan: nice raheem
[11:53 PM] tth: radiation
[11:54 PM] dan: the mouse even waited till he came all the way back to chew out
[11:54 PM] dan: just because he wanted them to suffer that much
[11:54 PM] sideshowraheem: what
[11:54 PM] tth: obviously he knew there was insuffisant postage
[11:54 PM] sideshowraheem: is it implied she was banging that bro
[11:54 PM] jca: what could he mean
[11:56 PM] dan: the nails pun doesnt work quite as well
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: this is an off-brand tim burton film
[11:56 PM] dan: its Gore Verbiinskys first feature
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: oh christ
[11:56 PM] archie_doodle: i should've known from the browns and greens
[11:57 PM] archie_doodle:  how is he so stupid
[11:57 PM] tth: lol
[11:57 PM] tth: i remember this
[11:58 PM] cathy: rich people are just like this
[11:58 PM] sideshowraheem: jesus
[11:58 PM] dan: :O
[11:59 PM] cathy: YEAH
[11:59 PM] tth: hes biting his dick
[11:59 PM] cathy: GO ON GET IT BOY
[11:59 PM] tth: (thats what the director is implying!)
[11:59 PM] archie_doodle: who the hell is this movie for
[11:59 PM] cathy: SIX MILLIONS
[11:59 PM] sideshowraheem: this scene is almost as crazy about rich people as dunston
[11:59 PM] cathy: this really captures the excitement of a good auction
[11:59 PM] dan: its for lovers of comic mayhem
[12:00 AM] tth: 4th and 5th murder this scene
[12:00 AM] dan: Ben Stein bids 8 mill
[12:00 AM] cathy: zfucking love this guy so much
[12:00 AM] cathy: TEN MILLIONS
[12:00 AM] archie_doodle: what
[12:00 AM] sideshowraheem: this is classic slapstick
[12:01 AM] tth: oh shitttt
[12:01 AM] sideshowraheem: BRUN
[12:01 AM] archie_doodle: that is impossible
[12:01 AM] archie_doodle: water does not flow from a hose that quickly
[12:01 AM] sideshowraheem: they are gonna need 20 million to settle this water bill i tell you what!
[12:02 AM] dan: are you implying that some of the things in this film might not be possible?
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: i'm pretty sure that mouse is fake
[12:02 AM] dan: now its the Metroid escape
[12:02 AM] tth: thers a puppet mouse
[12:02 AM] tth: a cgi mouse
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: oh my god, crying mouse
[12:02 AM] dan: now real mouse
[12:02 AM] tth: and a real mouse
[12:02 AM] archie_doodle: crying moose
[12:02 AM] sideshowraheem: that was actually a real moose
[12:02 AM] tth: no it was a puppet
[12:02 AM] cathy: AWWW YEAH  BAPTZIE THE SINNAZ
[12:02 AM] dan: well of course
[12:02 AM] tth: muppet
[12:03 AM] dan: how else is it gonna cry
[12:03 AM] archie_doodle: wait, how are their pipes not frozen
[12:03 AM] archie_doodle: it's so clearly not winter wherever they are
[12:03 AM] loadletter: i've had it with this mouse's renegade ways
[12:03 AM] dan: the huge amounts of mouse shit kept them warm
[12:03 AM] cathy: shithaus
[12:03 AM] sideshowraheem: wanna live wanna live wanna live
[12:03 AM] sideshowraheem: in shit mousee
[12:03 AM] tth: ex wife gets the oil baron
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
[12:04 AM] archie_doodle: who am i supposed to be rooting for
[12:04 AM] tth: the moose
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: but I think rick perry would know what to rhyme there
[12:04 AM] tth: crying moose
[12:04 AM] cathy: is generally only cursed stuff you cant unequip, right
[12:04 AM] cathy: not lucky stuff
[12:04 AM] dan: wasn't that in the mousees rectum?
[12:04 AM] tth: its from heavne
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: wel lwalken already ate mouse poop
[12:04 AM] dan: tears from heaven
[12:04 AM] dan: mouse heaven
[12:04 AM] sideshowraheem: so it's hardly unprecedented
[12:05 AM] sideshowraheem: you guys will not believe the ending
[12:05 AM] archie_doodle: i'm calling bullshit
[12:05 AM] archie_doodle: that mouse didn't have a harness
[12:05 AM] dan: acrch you may not have noticed
[12:05 AM] dan: but he's no ordinary mouse
[12:06 AM] tth: yeah
[12:06 AM] tth: right now
[12:06 AM] cathy: the mouse is the dad?
[12:06 AM] tth: try to guess
[12:06 AM] tth: the ending
[12:06 AM] dan: now that would be a twist
[12:06 AM] tth: you will not guess it
[12:06 AM] sideshowraheem: :D
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: mousedad is a way better title than mouse hunt
[12:06 AM] tth: lawnmouse
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: what
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: it's now a cheese factory?
[12:06 AM] dan: oh noooooo
[12:06 AM] dan: ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo
[12:06 AM] archie_doodle: string cheese?
[12:07 AM] archie_doodle: christ almight
[12:07 AM] sideshowraheem: the mouse now makes more than their poor turn of the century floor workers
[12:07 AM] tth: on.ly string cheese can unify the brothers!
[12:07 AM] cathy: omg
[12:07 AM] jca: what
[12:07 AM] loadletter: he just needed a creative outlet
[12:07 AM] archie_doodle: why are they all old
[12:07 AM] cathy: the string cheese that bind
[12:07 AM] sideshowraheem: because they were hired in 1923
[12:07 AM] loadletter: he wasnt being challenged at his cool house
[12:08 AM] archie_doodle: is that the hair model
[12:08 AM] dan: and they get closed down in 3 weeks because all of this eqipment is 100 years old and filt
[12:08 AM] dan: y
[12:08 AM] dan: ITS A MOUSE NATHAN
[12:08 AM] archie_doodle: what the fucking fuck
[12:08 AM] dan: HE CANT UNDERSTAND
[12:08 AM] dan: HES DRIVEN YOU INSANE
[12:08 AM] tth: i love u MouseHunt


[delgriffith]

Bump to say that I just went on a tour around the Google offices in LA and if you've ever wondered what a conference room full of Google programmers watches when they get the chance then the answer is Demolition Man.

Couldn't take a photo unfortunately but they all seemed absorbed by it.