Got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to put my cat in the kiddie pool. She hated it.
I had a cat that I really wanted to throw into a kiddie pool when I was really hungover and a little stoned and the fact that, you know, KITTY pool made it seem totally acceptable to me, but my girlfriend, or maybe someone else, convinced me not to. A couple weeks later I left town for 3 days and my roommates left the window open when they left town too cuz they wanted to make sure the cat could get out if it wanted and I never saw her again.
She was a pretty great cat.