sunrise wrote:I took a piss in the corner of a club sometime last year.
Jeremy wrote:People are really at their best in single instances.
mcwop23 wrote:sunrise wrote:I took a piss in the corner of a club sometime last year.
Me and Andrei Sama did this at some fucking show in Brooklyn when the bathroom line was retarded long
Riverchrist wrote:There was a book in our school library called The Case of the Crooked Kids by Terrance Dicks. So of course the spine read "The Case of the Crooked Kids Dicks."
BlackSugar wrote:I took a leak in the corner of a racquetball court while my foster brother was breakdancing. got caught by the manager and when asked why I was like "I honestly have no idea"
HUMANIMAL wrote:Guy Incognito wrote:drunk coming home from the bars in college in late dec/early jan, my frienda and i saw fit to find a stranger's unlocked car and stuff a christmas tree from the curb inside it.
the asshole in me still finds this kinda funny, and it was most likely some 20 year old's shitty 1998 hyundai or something, but in retrospect that was pretty fuckin annoying.
if this happened to me and nothing in car got ruined i would totally seem the humor
Baby Museum wrote:out of everyone here that dislikes me your protests hit me like a ringing endorsement that i must be doing something right because you truly are pathetic, and worse off, lame and unfunny
worrywort wrote:one time in middle school i stayed overnight at a friend's house, and in the morning i had to pee really bad but his sister was in the shower, so i just went into his laundry room and peed on the ground. a couple months later the same exact situation happened but this time i took a glass with me and peed in there, then came back in and poured it down the kitchen sink.
The Dirty Turtle wrote:you know that feeling when you been posting in a thread and you just know that at any moment someone is gonna come in here and be all, "everyone who posted in here should be shot"
This post is my favourite so far.swamp thing wrote:skip out on work constantly with flimsy 0-effort excuses
literally didnt go in one day because i felt like jerking off that morning, and ended up falling back asleep afterwards ("working from home today, gotta take care of some family stuff")
my first visit home from college i had a massive bottle of codeine cough syrup that i was pretty much wrecked on for the entire week, this was like the size of a 5th of liquor, absurd
my first night there my dad and i were supposed to go to this korean bbq place with one of my best friends and his dad
by the time we get there i am shitfaced, i have been drinking and smoking and taking this cough syrup since i woke up because i'm a grown up now, dad, and i am not hiding it very well. the cough syrup bottle is like tucked in my jacket pocket
midway through the meal i said I was getting a call that might be important and stumbled outside to have a cigarette. about halfway through it i realized that i had, for the whole time i was outside, cackling wildly to myself while stumbling around and smoking, been directly outside the window our table was at
Gehrig Industries wrote:it was the ugliest girlfriend contest
in the OP i solicited for people to submit pictures of their girlfriend. the winner of the contest would get $200 i think
most of of the pictures were of attractive girls then one guy posted a pic of maybe not the most attractive girl and he said she was cool with it and they bought a guitar