australia (melbourne) #coolteens

[Hal Jordan]

oh we hate americans i'm afraid

[the_village]

as do i. we'll get along fine.

[bill murray]

try and do melbourne if you can avoid sydney

[Hal Jordan]

think i'm going to be in melbourne on the weekend of like june 8th

like two weeks

[Computer]

do people from australia generally just holiday to other parts of australia?

not trying to be facetious here, genuinely curious.

[Hal Jordan]

well i mean australia is really far away from everywhere so $$$

but no not always

[Hal Jordan]

however i'm 22 and i've never been on a plane in my life

[glock mane]

no sometimes they holiday in bali

[Hal Jordan]

haha

[bill murray]

have you never left WA stupid ass?

[Grey Poupon]

no sometimes they holiday in bali

or drown in laos
if only it happened to more of us

[good news]

no sometimes they holiday in bali

or drown in laos
if only it happened to more of us

Yeah this.

Or we go live in London for a year because its just so close to everything in Europe.

[Hal Jordan]

have you never left WA stupid ass?

well i was actually born in fucking darwin

but moved here when i was like 1 so no, not really

[glock mane]

wait i thought you were american?

[Hal Jordan]

this isn't hal jordan

[glock mane]

yeah stupid ass i thought you were born in the us but came to aus to do meth

[alex]

no sometimes they holiday in bali

or drown in laos
if only it happened to more of us

bali is actually pretty awesome apart from like one or two small areas

the western drinking culture/prostitution stuff in thailand is a lot more depressing

[Hal Jordan]

oh

no i've always been here

[glock mane]

oh ok sorry

[fraew]

South East Asia is the bomb.

[bill murray]

man you need to get the fuck outta perth dude. which you are doing. so that's good. there's a house party on the ninth if you wanna come. my friend is making a nang pinata, lol

[mites]

how come you all talk like that

[DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL]

guys what is the worst city in australia

[glock mane]

minimum population?

[DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL]

your call sir, i am just interested in hearing about dumps

[boonie]

Mt Isa

[boonie]

Gladstone

[boonie]

Adelaide

[steaming shit]

Bendigo

[mites]

I got a buncha australian relatives.

they probably live in some shit towne like bendigo