Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Dinosauria We » Sat May 26, 2012 2:27 am

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby baleen » Sat May 26, 2012 3:33 am

now that's how you start a new page in the disasters thread
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Ghost Boy » Sat May 26, 2012 3:58 am

i don't think those spider webs are even real
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby bort » Sat May 26, 2012 5:50 am

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Ersaph wrote:I just wanted to say that the new Paramore album is awesome, that song is great, that it's no disaster when people connect to music that is legitimately good, and that you seem kinda dumb and probably not someone who's even heard the album
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Bartatua » Sat May 26, 2012 7:29 am

how are doing
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby sleigh » Sat May 26, 2012 9:14 am

how many cards like this do you think will get printed this summer

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Dinosauria We » Sat May 26, 2012 12:17 pm

bort wrote:
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby douchechill » Sun May 27, 2012 3:46 am

sleigh the jury wrote:how many cards like this do you think will get printed this summer

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One of these (not the same one) popped up on my news feed a few weeks ago too
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grizzleb » Sun May 27, 2012 3:07 pm

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His response makes it seem like more of a victory tbh
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Ted Pikul » Sun May 27, 2012 11:55 pm

I dunno, this got a chuckle

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Grey Poupon » Mon May 28, 2012 4:16 am

is that "the line" that people were referring to a lot in the okcupid thread
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon May 28, 2012 5:08 am

Let's, like, enjoy our food or whatever
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby bill murray » Mon May 28, 2012 5:36 am

so this kind of requires so context but anyway


this chick and this dude i used to work with have been seeing eachother for a while and became 'facebook official' or whatever today, and because the bar we all worked at's facebook page has a habit of tagging staff members in the (tacky as fucc) posters that they post, this was what facebook chose to use to demonstrate the fact that they were now 'in a relationship'.

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby glock mane » Mon May 28, 2012 5:40 am

there's no stopping a night of mixed music
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby bill murray » Mon May 28, 2012 5:44 am

yeah those posters are kind of a disaster in themselves
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Postby Permafrost » Mon May 28, 2012 1:58 pm

PUMPING HOUSE
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby nibelheim » Mon May 28, 2012 3:51 pm

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby gambra » Mon May 28, 2012 3:54 pm

I dunno, that's approaching a triumph to me.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby ho bag brown » Mon May 28, 2012 3:55 pm

I kind of like that one
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Postby bill murray » Mon May 28, 2012 3:56 pm

Permafrost wrote:PUMPING HOUSE


is that a very unsubtle euphemism for a brothel?
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby ho bag brown » Mon May 28, 2012 3:56 pm

Man, that band from the top of the page sounds exactly like you'd expect them to
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby gambra » Mon May 28, 2012 3:58 pm

On man, DJ EARLe. The last "E" made tiny as it seemingly couldn't fit on the flyer.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grammatron » Mon May 28, 2012 4:01 pm

Toga line at the port-a-potties is def more triumph than disaster.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby important dentist » Mon May 28, 2012 4:09 pm

somebody posted an "open letter" from waiters to poor tippers as their status and this showed up in the comments. don't ask for context because there is none, other than the original post mentioned oprah at one point.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby nibelheim » Mon May 28, 2012 4:10 pm

grammatron wrote:Toga line at the port-a-potties is def more triumph than disaster.


i dunno dude

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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Mon May 28, 2012 4:34 pm

oh it's THAT kind of toga party
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grammatron » Mon May 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Yeah but we don't know that by just looking at the first pic.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Spotlight Kid » Mon May 28, 2012 5:07 pm

Also that still seems awesome
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby Parnelio » Mon May 28, 2012 5:08 pm

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