MLB 2012: Could It Have Been Anymore Gay

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

I feel compelled to point out that Carlos Ruiz is still somehow 5th in wRC+, at 180.

[Marigold]

God, Soriano? Really?

[Marigold]

Thanks for making that one goofy, Santiago Casilla!

[macseries]

<----17 homers after tonight

9 wins in a row fuckers

that shit was a monster. i've almost forgotten about jim thome. i'd say that robin is making ozzie look like a fool, but ozzie's doing pretty well.

[Cronos]

Listening to Howie Rose call the 9th inning of the Mets game on the radio tonight made me feel the happiest I've felt all week.

[VHGisdead]

Steve Lombardozzi walks up to Gotye

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

i've been wanting to do a running embarrassing moments in ballpark music series

don kelly still comes up to use somebody
cliff pennington comes up to switchfoot

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Welp, no excuse for losing Hamels vs. Nolasco.

[5% Tint]

matt holliday comes up to switchfoot as well

i tweeted about this when i was at a game recently and he promptly blasted a 430 foot laser to dead center, i got a lot of shit from my cardinals fan friends

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

i was excited on opening day when cabrera came up to niggas in paris because of the whole kanye/jay-z cabrera/fielder thing until a-rod and then drew butera went poo poo on my life

[Totally]

Very questionable

[Sweet Gregory Pectin]

what's that totally

[Marigold]

[Kuboaa]

not his finest moment

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Love his Charlie Brown body language at the end.

[OKterrific]

jesus Bard is a trainwreck

[sideshow raheem]

5-0, one hit allowed

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

AL Pitcher of the month for April: Jake Peavy
AL Pitcher of the month for May: Chris Sale

[gashed]

jesus Bard is a trainwreck

That was something else

[Asian Santa Baby]

Big Z just went opposite field for 400+ feet. Stanton who??

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Blanton has now allowed a home run to the opposing pitcher in consecutive starts.

[VHGisdead]

Uggla determined to neutralize the defensive upgrade Atlanta gets in Andrelton Simmons

[douchechill]

N Aoki LF .294 .351 .431
N Morgan CF .233 .293 .271
C Hart RF .251 .315 .497
T Green 3B .239 .315 .348
R Weeks 2B .172 .309 .311
C Ransom SS .234 .337 .455
B Conrad 1B .034 .094 .138
M Maldonado C .133 .188 .133
M Fiers P .000 .000 .000

[street hustler slokra]

i've been wanting to do a running embarrassing moments in ballpark music series

don kelly still comes up to use somebody
cliff pennington comes up to switchfoot

i was thinking about this last month about which song i'd use if i were in the mlb and i decided the best possible song would be basketball by kurtis blow has anyone ever used that one?

[Gehrig Industries]

I can't decide if I'm going to root for or against Bryce Harper for the next 20 years

[seriesfinale]

N Aoki LF .294 .351 .431
N Morgan CF .233 .293 .271
C Hart RF .251 .315 .497
T Green 3B .239 .315 .348
R Weeks 2B .172 .309 .311
C Ransom SS .234 .337 .455
B Conrad 1B .034 .094 .138
M Maldonado C .133 .188 .133
M Fiers P .000 .000 .000

When I saw that this morning a genuine facepalm occurred

[Damien Amadeus MetalWind]

Nate Schierholtz comes up to Nickelback
how does this happen

[VHGisdead]

that's twice in two games that Bryce has been thrown out trying to stretch an extra base

[Marigold]

Nate Schierholtz comes up to Nickelback
how does this happen

Jesus, Nate.

I don't even know who 75% of these artists are. I appreciate that Ryan Theriot walks up to Salt-N-Pepa, though.

[Contristo]

HUGHES