Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

[Hieronymus Kush]

Sincerely, sociopaths.

[Durham]

I have never worn sweatpants in my life, but I think if I did I would probably have a hard time taking them off ever.

[ITS-A-MEE]

the most complete disaster in recent pages

[Gandalf The White]

Old screencap from OpenBook. Don't know if this has been posted anywhere on the boards before.

[Bernie]

papazin is mu favorite wrestler

[Mandingo]

that faget negga papazin

[carlperkins]

[staple]

huh?

[universe]

that photo is great

[The Dirty Turtle]

dress of the girl on the right is doin wonders for her rack

[The Dirty Turtle]

god, i cant believe i wrote that

[universe]

we were all thinking it

[mcwop23]

Not a disaster

[carlperkins]

i let my hatred for this youth pastor dude in it cloud my judgment. still think it's a silly picture but no disaster

[VHGisdead]

it's pretty fucking weird

[Marcus Halberstram]

that rack is a triumph, the rest a disaster

[Gandalf The White]

The more you peel it back the more you approach disaster, but it's not very close to being one. I'm perplexed by the significance of the three couples looking at the graduate though.

[PostPostAcid]

Theyre pretty much saying you'll die alone if you're educated

[macseries]

buncha qts in that family.

[Kevin McCallister]

Not a disaster!
I say LET THE GIRL GRADUATE!

[tricky]

It's a good thing I'm not on my period or I'd go ballistic over this.

[tricky]

Just kidding

[tex porneau]

i wish i was a girl, i would have the chillest periods

[tricky]

Chill flow.

[wah!]

Possible new genre?

Might need to start riding the chill flow

[Wayne Chrebet]

Possible new genre?

Might need to start riding the chill flow

Pink Pony Parade

[Robo-Chachi]

Looks like a promo photo for a CW-style show on local access cable.

[Ankh]

those wives on the ends can't fucking wait to get let go so they can tear that graduate to shreds

[frito pie country]

been saving this one for my account to be approved.


Brandi *********
Yesterday near Holly Hill, FL
t minus 11 hours till Tom Petty...me and mom are O-town bound in roughly 5 hours...oh lordy this night shall be one to remember for the rest of our lives its just another day in paradise BRING ON TOM PETTY AND ALL THE OTHER WILD ADVENTURES THAT MAY COME OUR WAY TODAY!!! Nothing can ruin this day :-] day 10 of no smoking

Brandi *********
21 hours ago near Holly Hill, FL
I have already got so much accomplished today...now it's time to jump in the shower and throw myself together to go blow this chatteau with my momma-Traci *****-WATCH OUT O-TOWN CUZ YOU HAVEN'T EVER SEEN SO MUCH AWESOMENESS IN YOUR TOWN!!!

Brandi *********
19 hours ago near Holly Hill, FL
windows down hair blowing in the wind, radio up with my flip flops on rockin the skirt headin out to Orlando with my momma possibly gonna pick up toad from the airport to join our escapades!! To the douschebag that sold us out I hope you have the worst day ever and I will pray for ur miserable ass karma is a bitch!!!

Brandi ********* checked in at a place on foursquare.
havin a couple cocktails before we head out;)

Brandi *********
16 hours ago via Mobile
ur loss asshole MY GAIN...i gained because I threw out just another piece of useless trash in my life AND I still get to go and see Tom Petty....ur loss cuz you lost a DAMN GOOD FRIEND!! I WIN AND UR DEAD TO ME!!!

16 hours ago
its so hard beung SO AWESOME...whenever we walk through the door people stop and stare so either were celebs or we have boogers hangin out..

wow REALLY??? Go figure this dead end NEWVYORKER NOBODY wasted my money opening up just like the other piece of sh*t New Yorker I invited HA

Brandi *********
13 hours ago near Lake Buena Vista, FL
this opening band Rebecca whoever yhe F she is has a cello player so my mom has a funny about that too...me: "who the F is this" my mom: "HELLO WHO PLAYS THE CELLO Robin whats her face and her dumb band..." me: "JEEZ didnt mean to be so dumb....CELLO DONTCHA KNOW WHO THIS REBECCA CHICK IS?? GOLL-LY" bahahahaha how she makes everything from frowns to smiles is BEYOND me but shes awesome...

Brandi *********
13 hours ago near Lake Buena Vista, FL
ps then mom says "CELLO...her name is Regina NOT Rebecca" bahahaha our opening act is kinda a big deal...NOT!!

Brandi *********
13 hours ago near Orlando, FL
i have never seen so many white people in the state of Florida in all my existence THIS IS STELLAR!!!

Brandi *********
12 hours ago near Lake Buena Vista, FL
dont cry everything is gonna be all "white"


Brandi *********
how am i supposed to get my perv pn with my mom on on side and a 19 year old CHILD on the other...WTF?!?! why is my luck so bad today?? oh cuz karma is repaying me for wishing bad on someone...DAMN

Brandi *********
12 hours ago via Mobile
annnnndd...Tom Petty enters AND LIGJTS UP THE STAGE BABY!!!! EAT SHIT Jason!!!

Brandi *********
10 hours ago via Mobile
"I'm ready to fly but I ain't got wings"



brandi and toad! have to admit, toad is a pretty good name.

[Robo-Chachi]

Pretty sure I was in a fantasy football league with toad for 8 years.