The woods are where poison ivy lives. How did people in olden times not spend their entire life covered in poison ivy? Is that why they wore clothing that covered all of their skin in the summer? Not because they were prudes, but because they liked having skin that wasn't itchy? For it is in not in the woods where I beg god to kill me, but at night, in my bed with poison ivy itching on every arm and leg unable to sleep, rolling over and begging the itching to go away.
pro tip: do not get poison ivy on your testicles or penis shaft.
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