Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:00 pm

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Postby wah! » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:25 pm

its SUMMER!

think i might start posing in swim shorts to celebrate the 9° weather we've been having. i want to enjoy life as much as that girl.
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Postby Mr Spaceship » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:15 am

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One flyer asked God to “please remove from upon us the plague of the
artists, so that we shall not drown in evil waters, and so that they
shall not come to our residence to ruin it.’’
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Postby tricky » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:22 am

:?
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby Shost » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:30 am

she should probably put on the hat
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Postby Frank » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:40 am

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I hope her party has a giant cutout of her hanging above.
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Postby worrywort » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 am

hey beyerstein, do you like pregnant women?
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Postby Dirty Penny » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:12 am

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This is a great cd, it is fun and enjoyable to listen to. the best songs on this cd are all of them. If you have not listened to this cd then i recommend you do
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Postby Marcus Halberstram » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:12 pm

I love random first letter capitalization
came to wreck wrote:damn alexis texas sat on foolishwolf's face!
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:53 pm

Loving the irony of a (likely) Christian inadvertently calling for God to be deposed from His throne in Heaven.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:57 pm

This isn't really a disaster but I have nowhere else to voice this complaint: I've had it up to here with SomeECards.
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:13 pm

Yeah those blow.
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:38 pm

grammatron wrote:This isn't really a disaster but I have nowhere else to voice this complaint: I've had it up to here with George Takai.
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:45 pm

He blows, too.
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Postby wah! » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:49 pm

its worse when people not only post george takai stuff, but also talk about it when you see them in person.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:46 pm

Yeah George Takai is reaching Betty White levels of obnoxiousness.
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:47 pm

"That awkward moment when... you post something that is neither awkward nor funny."
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Postby VHGisdead » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:47 pm

you guys ever have to tell these people to cut it out?
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Postby pissydan » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:49 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:
grammatron wrote:This isn't really a disaster but I have nowhere else to voice this complaint: I've had it up to here with George Takai.

ding ding ding.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:49 pm

Oh don't even get me started on the cutting it out bit again.
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Postby carlperkins » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:54 pm

grammatron wrote:Oh don't even get me started on the cutting it out bit again.


Wait, what's the cutting it out bit? I only remember the knocking it off one.
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Re: Facebook Disasters Thread MkII

Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:08 pm

I don't know anything about knocking it off. But I had to tell a guy to cut it out a while back. He told me he'd tone it back a bit, but we're still on the fence about whether or not that has happened. It's a mess.
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Postby Rhodes » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:40 pm

A sample of some rhymes by a white rapper I know:

But we headed to that Magic City, he ain't seen no ass n titties, in about a decade, these hoes about to get PAID! They took him to the back, I ain't seen his ass in 2 hours, 2 time felon takin' a shower in the MOTHAFUCKIN STRIP CLUB
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Postby Dinosauria We » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:53 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:Image


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Postby grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:01 pm

Rhodes wrote:A sample of some rhymes by a white rapper I know:

But we headed to that Magic City, he ain't seen no ass n titties, in about a decade, these hoes about to get PAID! They took him to the back, I ain't seen his ass in 2 hours, 2 time felon takin' a shower in the MOTHAFUCKIN STRIP CLUB

It seems that amateur lyric writers, regardless of genre, struggle more with meter and line length than anything else. It's baffling.
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:58 am

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he does stand up
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby grammatron » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:55 am

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:Image
he does stand up

As someone who's seen a whole lot of amateur stand up at this point, let me just say yep, this sounds about right.
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Postby the scofflaw » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:57 am

man that resume is a real bummer
A novel by Chuck Palahniuk.
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