Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby reepicheep » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:45 am

look on the brightside, if yr 69ing w a dude yr further from the butthole

i mean depending on ones skill
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby tth » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:48 am

wait how many dudes did sleigh have sex with?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:51 am

i hear sleigh had ribs removed so he could...well, you know...to himself!!
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Grover » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:52 am

fuck you, sleigh.
i enjoy the best cheeseburgers.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby reepicheep » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:53 am

sleigh doesnt go to the balls because hes scared theyre covered in goldbond
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby trope » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:57 am

sleigh can't reply right now cos he's two busy having sex with a whole buncha dudes
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby wah! » Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:57 am

reepicheep wrote:sleigh doesnt go to the balls because hes scared theyre covered in goldbond

thats just not cool sleigh, not cool at all

i thought better of you :(
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby bold man » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:01 am

Weasel wrote:Damn I'm lonely.


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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Johan POOPLER » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:43 am

rape her to save her

she cannot be liberated.....with out being first...subdued...
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i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby king ding-a-ling » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:08 am

Thread continues to deliver
bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby harperesque » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:14 am

Reading this entire thread over the course of a day and a half has really made me want to be a better man.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:35 am

frito pie country wrote:it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis

Bah. Girls are bombarded daily with images that present sexiness in a form that many of us, including me, will never achieve. I'm insecure about having too much of some stuff, and not enough of other stuff. Like, why do my ribs stick out when i have a kardasian sized ass? Would it have killed whomever to distribute things more evenly?
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mites » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:39 am

no I think this is an interesting thing

like weiners are literally referred to as tools that are to perform a function [impregnating, getting folks off] which creates a potentially different sort of performance anxiety 8-)
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mites » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:40 am

I don't mean to diminish the insane pressures on women to be a certain way and to stimulate the male gaze, just that I think nothing is to be gained by reducing either anxiety and that they are often intertwined and awful
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby chairkicker » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:46 am

ribs sticking out is nothing to be ashamed of, fyi
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:52 am

My ribs aren't normal, though. Instead of looking skinny, i look like i have the wrong size ribcage. When i was a teenager, my friends always wanted to touch them. People always use being big boned as an excuse, but i actually am big boned and it looks weird.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby waldojeffers1 » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:54 am

it's gonna be cool when we're all just ejaculating brains in flight throughout the cosmos
oh no someone save us
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby chairkicker » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:54 am

i'll take ribs over pibs any day
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby chairkicker » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:57 am

pibs being Person of Itty Bitty Size
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mites » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:58 am

beat everyone up
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:59 am

i sincerely doubt "pibs" is an accepted acronym
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:00 am

oh great now i've posted in this thread forever
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby chairkicker » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:02 am

pibs is known to every street dweller
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:03 am

a pib wouldn't last a second on the streets
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:05 am

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?




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You're damn right
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mickdagger » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:20 am

So I go to visit my parents for the weekend and end up having a drink with a buddy who tells me this story (for which I take no responsibility for the accuracy or inaccuracy--only repeating what I heard)

Our mutual friend lives in Brooklyn and frequents a bar where David Byrne likes to hang out. So her roommate ends up--whoa!--going home with David Byrne one night. They end up in a full-on 69--Byrne on top--and in the middle of it, he sits on his knees, turns around to our friend's roommate and says, in all sincerity...
























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"...may I defecate in your mouth?"

Of course she starts screaming and freaking out and runs out of his apartment and fuck now I can't listen to the Talking Heads.
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:21 am

that didn't happen
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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mickdagger » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:30 am

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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby mites » Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:31 am

mickdagger wrote:So I go to visit my parents for the weekend and end up having a drink with a buddy who tells me this story (for which I take no responsibility for the accuracy or inaccuracy--only repeating what I heard)

Our mutual friend lives in Brooklyn and frequents a bar where David Byrne likes to hang out. So her roommate ends up--whoa!--going home with David Byrne one night. They end up in a full-on 69--Byrne on top--and in the middle of it, he sits on his knees, turns around to our friend's roommate and says, in all sincerity...
























Image

"...may I defecate in your mouth?"

Of course she starts screaming and freaking out and runs out of his apartment and fuck now I can't listen to the Talking Heads.


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Re: Honestly, does anyone here 69?

Postby sleigh » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:02 am

Grover wrote:fuck you, sleigh.


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