Honestly, does anyone here 69?

[reepicheep]

look on the brightside, if yr 69ing w a dude yr further from the butthole

i mean depending on ones skill

[tth]

wait how many dudes did sleigh have sex with?

[wah!]

i hear sleigh had ribs removed so he could...well, you know...to himself!!

[Grover]

fuck you, sleigh.

[reepicheep]

sleigh doesnt go to the balls because hes scared theyre covered in goldbond

[trope]

sleigh can't reply right now cos he's two busy having sex with a whole buncha dudes

[wah!]

sleigh doesnt go to the balls because hes scared theyre covered in goldbond

thats just not cool sleigh, not cool at all

i thought better of you

[bold man]

Damn I'm lonely.

post/av

[Johan POOPLER]

rape her to save her

she cannot be liberated.....with out being first...subdued...

[king ding-a-ling]

Thread continues to deliver

[harperesque]

Reading this entire thread over the course of a day and a half has really made me want to be a better man.

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

it's weird that girls are insecure about sex when they don't even have a small penis

Bah. Girls are bombarded daily with images that present sexiness in a form that many of us, including me, will never achieve. I'm insecure about having too much of some stuff, and not enough of other stuff. Like, why do my ribs stick out when i have a kardasian sized ass? Would it have killed whomever to distribute things more evenly?

[mites]

no I think this is an interesting thing

like weiners are literally referred to as tools that are to perform a function [impregnating, getting folks off] which creates a potentially different sort of performance anxiety

[mites]

I don't mean to diminish the insane pressures on women to be a certain way and to stimulate the male gaze, just that I think nothing is to be gained by reducing either anxiety and that they are often intertwined and awful

[chairkicker]

ribs sticking out is nothing to be ashamed of, fyi

[Dr. Norm Thagard]

My ribs aren't normal, though. Instead of looking skinny, i look like i have the wrong size ribcage. When i was a teenager, my friends always wanted to touch them. People always use being big boned as an excuse, but i actually am big boned and it looks weird.

[waldojeffers1]

it's gonna be cool when we're all just ejaculating brains in flight throughout the cosmos

[chairkicker]

i'll take ribs over pibs any day

[chairkicker]

pibs being Person of Itty Bitty Size

[mites]

beat everyone up

[Guy Incognito]

i sincerely doubt "pibs" is an accepted acronym

[Guy Incognito]

oh great now i've posted in this thread forever

[chairkicker]

pibs is known to every street dweller

[Guy Incognito]

a pib wouldn't last a second on the streets

[Guy Incognito]

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?








You're damn right

[mickdagger]

So I go to visit my parents for the weekend and end up having a drink with a buddy who tells me this story (for which I take no responsibility for the accuracy or inaccuracy--only repeating what I heard)

Our mutual friend lives in Brooklyn and frequents a bar where David Byrne likes to hang out. So her roommate ends up--whoa!--going home with David Byrne one night. They end up in a full-on 69--Byrne on top--and in the middle of it, he sits on his knees, turns around to our friend's roommate and says, in all sincerity...


























"...may I defecate in your mouth?"

Of course she starts screaming and freaking out and runs out of his apartment and fuck now I can't listen to the Talking Heads.

[Guy Incognito]

that didn't happen

[mickdagger]

[mites]

So I go to visit my parents for the weekend and end up having a drink with a buddy who tells me this story (for which I take no responsibility for the accuracy or inaccuracy--only repeating what I heard)

Our mutual friend lives in Brooklyn and frequents a bar where David Byrne likes to hang out. So her roommate ends up--whoa!--going home with David Byrne one night. They end up in a full-on 69--Byrne on top--and in the middle of it, he sits on his knees, turns around to our friend's roommate and says, in all sincerity...


























"...may I defecate in your mouth?"

Of course she starts screaming and freaking out and runs out of his apartment and fuck now I can't listen to the Talking Heads.

and the girls want to be with the girls

[sleigh]

fuck you, sleigh.