Kate Upton, 2011

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Hal Jordan » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:36 pm

sweet gregory pectin here's another

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Hal Jordan » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:37 pm

back to the gq set

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:50 pm

hal you may want to sit down but the nipnips are airburshed on those si photos
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Hal Jordan » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:51 pm

i was already sitting down
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:57 pm

i can be of no help to you now
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby pinkerton » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:36 pm

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby fresh salad » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:19 pm

I just got a work boner and I am very uncomfortable
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby SvenMaeglasson » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:42 pm

Every time i look at her now i see a desperation for sexual approval and it's saddening. I'm projecting onto her the idea that she's been groomed to be receptive to inappropriate sexualization throughout her childhood and all of her life, and that her life now is fatally flawed because of a reliance on the amenities she gets because of others valuing her beauty.

basically what i'm trying to say is fuck you to therapy and its stupid consequences of turning people into humans with feelings and shit
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:45 pm

I'm sure she's doing alright
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby adamtrask » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:47 pm

SvenMaeglasson wrote:Every time i look at her now i see a desperation for sexual approval and it's saddening. I'm projecting onto her the idea that she's been groomed to be receptive to inappropriate sexualization throughout her childhood and all of her life, and that her life now is fatally flawed because of a reliance on the amenities she gets because of others valuing her beauty.

basically what i'm trying to say is fuck you to therapy and its stupid consequences of turning people into humans with feelings and shit


I read this once and was going to comment on the weird level of projection going on here, but then I reread and I see that you've already covered that. Good on you for being somewhat self-aware, I suppose.
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Beyerstein » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:49 pm

she should just do an all out nude
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Asian Santa Baby » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:13 am

yeah
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby slowen » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:43 am

ecto wrote:um slowen its actually my name under the thread title


http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25657

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:47 am

Kim Upton?
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:48 am

Feech La Manna wrote:Got mine in the mail a couple days ago

Have to say this Kate Upton lass is a new favorite


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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby slowen » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:52 am

Feech La Manna wrote:Kim Upton?


ooops. my mind was probably still on kim cloutier, the best SI model of the past decade. no idea why she never got invited back.
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Durham » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:01 am

can someone recap this thread for those of us with spotty EDGE speeds and no computer access
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby pinkerton » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:45 am

Slowen are you the guy who knew waayyyyy too much about the history of the SI swimsuit issue in that thread last year?
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby words » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:07 am

today's a pretty good day, guys
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby slowen » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:39 pm

pinkerton wrote:Slowen are you the guy who knew waayyyyy too much about the history of the SI swimsuit issue in that thread last year?


yeah, what a gay
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Amblin » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:47 pm

I thought this was being bumped because of this

Model Kate Upton reportedly got booted from the famous Santa Monica Pier for flashing too much flesh during a recent photo shoot.

The 19-year-old stunner and her photo crew were asked by security officials to leave after Upton suffered a wardrobe malfunction, the San Francisco Chronicle's "Daily Dish" reported Tuesday.

The Sports Illustrated model was at the popular pier working on a photo shoot for GQ magazine. Her skimpy bathing suit reportedly snapped while she and her crew were taking a break to enjoy a fairground ride.

"We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!" Upton told the newspaper. "I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier – it was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!"
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby slowen » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:49 pm

yeah it's in that video above
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby Amblin » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:50 pm

oh woops sorry
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

Postby antoine » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:51 pm

I bet the guy who did the booting was supremely apologetic
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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

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Re: Kate Upton, 2011

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