kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD

[important dentist]

intro: i'm teaching at this academic summer camp for gifted kids, grades 7-10

the TAs for anatomy and zoology got their classes together and had them write down all their sex questions and put them in a box, then they pulled the questions and answered (most of) them. so here are the questions being asked by the last best hope of mankind:

Can a penis/vagina get clogged? If so how?

i also have a weird suitemate named aakarsh

edit: originals of question cards now on page 6

[waldojeffers1]

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[Durham]

let's let Ryan Einis handle this one

[important dentist]

How many ppl do there have to be for an orgy

[Baby Museum]

How many ppl do there have to be for an orgy

good question. what is the answer?

[important dentist]

If a boy has an STD and he touches himself (sexually) and then he touches a notebook and I touch the notebook and then I put my hand in my mouth, can I get an STD?

[important dentist]

How many ppl do there have to be for an orgy

good question. what is the answer?

i like to think it's a question of semantics but i personally would say five?

[important dentist]

How much stuff can you fit in your vagina before it gets full?

[important dentist]

What is the best position?

[camping]

What is the best position?

We could probably have a 10 page thread about this one

[CudNylon]

five is definitely the orgy answer. you rarely hear someone say a number past "four-way" or "foursome" so that's probably where general group sex begins.

[important dentist]

is anal OK?

i like the simple eloquence of this one

[important dentist]

five is definitely the orgy answer. you rarely hear someone say a number past "four-way" or "foursome" so that's probably where general group sex begins.

oh yeah, also

How do a forsome work

[tricky]

How do you do [forsome]?

[important dentist]

How many girls can you FUCK before you run out?

apparently he meant before you run out of sperm (?) but there are so many better ways to read it

[important dentist]

What happens if you have sex everyday

[CudNylon]

start with a joke like "well it isn't like golfing!" to ease the tension then explain that when two people love each other very much, and two other people love each other very much, and they all love each other very much, they decide to share that love physically.

[important dentist]

this is not my class btw, i have nothing to do with this

How does the (big) penis fit in the (little) vagina?

[CudNylon]

i bet gifted kids are smart enough to figure out to stay away from internet porn labeled "mmmmmmmmf" and not have to learn the hard way that it isn't an onomatopoeia. i mean unless they are into blowbangs but that would be a little suspect at their age.

have they asked what a blowbang is?

[important dentist]

how do girls not pee during sex?

Can the man pee inside a woman during sex?

[important dentist]

Is it true that your penis turns purple when you get a bj?

[gashed]

i'm imagining every question being asked by your av and its.....unsettling

[important dentist]

Have you had sex?
If not, do you plan on having sex in your life?
If not, why? Why not??
"JUST BECAUSE" IS NOT AN ANSWER!

[Broncobama]

i was in gifted and thought that chicks peed out of their vaginas until I was 20 or 21

[raskolnikov]

the questions from my non-gifted youth were more intelligent than these.

they were probably more streetwise though.

[important dentist]

What is the average size of a penis?
and what is the biggest penis you have ever seen?

[Broncobama]

just to confirm, though: the wiener goes into the chi-chi, right?

[mcwop23]

Excellent thread

[important dentist]

the questions from my non-gifted youth were more intelligent than these.

they were probably more streetwise though.

yeah these kids are pretty sheltered in general.

[CudNylon]

in 1st grade we did some resolution assignment for the new year where the teacher gave us a handout and we were to write down what we wanted to do next year. i still don't know why but this was self-graded, we walked to the desk, put a gold sticker or whatever on the paper, and sat down. i dunno, it was a private school, i might be remembering it wrong. but between my pervert friends as a joke i decided to write down "see more sex" cause when you're a young kid with showtime and access to unscrambled 'broadcast bombshells' why not? we all laughed, i graded it, the end.

the moral of this story is to throw these papers away because a few weeks later your mom might find them in your room and you'll have a lot of explaining to do while being grounded.