kids' sex questions + weird suitemate =SUMMER JOB MEGATHREAD

[delgriffith]

I absolutely love that it's the same handwriting on "how does 69 work" "how does threesomes work" and "how does foursomes work"

[tricky]

P.S. What is your favourite Hunger Games novel?

[keykey]

if guys get erections what do girls get? YES!

[polygone]

hmmm

[fuckles]

Difference between MALE and FEMALE agonisms?

[Merciel]

"what is 2 girls 1 cup?"

edit: actually that's not even close to the most amazing one, it just boggles my mind that you would not look for this specifically Internet-created meme on the Internet. Like do these kids somehow not have Google?

The preoccupation with hymens is also something that's enormously entertaining to me. Just so indicative of the age group.

[important dentist]

also a lot of questions about urinating during sex

when she was reading these out loud to us and read "how do girls not pee during sex?" a TA responded with "how do girls not pee while grocery shopping?"

[Durham]

I don't think I've heard the word hymen outside of the Arab Spring in years

[loadletter]

so when thinking about people boning, are some of these kids just picturing two naked people uncontrollably pissing all over each other while thrusting away

[keykey]

and that is where fetishes are born.

[loadletter]

like wouldn't that give you really weird feelings anytime you heard that two people in your grade were banging

[captain]

important dentist is doing work in this thread but I think penis man is going to ruin my life

i've been laughing at penis man for 5 minutes solid and i'm not sure if i'm going to stop any time soon.

[lights]

Really it's the scratched out words/sentences that are making these great for me

[fisthead]

So when I was in 6th grade and we had to do this in my health class, I asked the same peeing question, i.e. what happens if you have to piss when you are having sex? Can/do you piss inside the girl? I was told that you can't piss with a boner anyway, so it is irrelevant. Well, that's obviously wrong as I have pissed inside of numerous vaginas.

[keykey]

So when I was in 6th grade and we had to do this in my health class, I asked the same peeing question, i.e. what happens if you have to piss when you are having sex? Can/do you piss inside the girl? I was told that you can't piss with a boner anyway, so it is irrelevant. Well, that's obviously wrong as I have pissed inside of numerous vaginas.

[captain]

really enjoying "why did matt want a birth control pill?"

[Jeremy]

Can't even process those questions.

[fuckles]

i'm still unclear with what the summer job is

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

really enjoying "why did matt want a birth control pill?"

Whoever asked this question is the only one who will succeed in life.

[polygone]

So when I was in 6th grade and we had to do this in my health class, I asked the same peeing question, i.e. what happens if you have to piss when you are having sex? Can/do you piss inside the girl? I was told that you can't piss with a boner anyway, so it is irrelevant. Well, that's obviously wrong as I have pissed inside of numerous vaginas.

im just curious as to why you have peed inside of a vagina, since it doesn't seem like you are joking. i'm not trying to be facetious.

[important dentist]

i'm still unclear with what the summer job is

kid sex counselor

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Like, do you understand how much worse the Internet was when I was in 6th grade? Did that stop me from never asking anyone a question about sex in my entire life? No, of course it didn't.

[ueckerist]

[fisthead]

So when I was in 6th grade and we had to do this in my health class, I asked the same peeing question, i.e. what happens if you have to piss when you are having sex? Can/do you piss inside the girl? I was told that you can't piss with a boner anyway, so it is irrelevant. Well, that's obviously wrong as I have pissed inside of numerous vaginas.

im just curious as to why you have peed inside of a vagina, since it doesn't seem like you are joking. i'm not trying to be facetious.

Have you never been to a piss orgy?

[important dentist]

omfg

[fuckles]

i'm still unclear with what the summer job is

kid sex counselor

how is aakarsh qualified

and also did he take his name from a world of warcraft boss

[futurist]

Do porn-star get paid? (how much?)

[keykey]

im just curious as to why you have peed inside of a vagina, since it doesn't seem like you are joking. i'm not trying to be facetious.

Have you never been to a piss orgy?

well now i understand your username.

[important dentist]

i'm still unclear with what the summer job is

kid sex counselor

how is aakarsh qualified

and also did he take his name from a world of warcraft boss

he isn't (we think he might actually be one of the kids) and also i don't know

[delgriffith]

ueckerist you magnificent bastard.