Another Fucking Werewolf Game? Turtles victorious.

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Postby Luke » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:55 pm

Roll Call:

4 Rocks still in Good Standing with the Council
2 Turtles disrupting the Proceedings

The Rt Hon. surly of House Basalt
The Rt Hon. bluemoon of House Kimberlite
The Rt Hon. Lord of Diapers, of House Gneiss
The Rt Hon. fuckles of House Granite
The Rt Hon. sleigh of House Sandstone
The Rt Hon. jugdish of House Obsidian

The Rt Hon. greasefire of House Augite
The Rt Hon. duke of House Flint
The Rt Hon. gambra of House Olivine
Mr. Snatch of The Gravel Confederacy
The Rt Hon. universe of House Citrine
The Rt Hon. Alice of House Shale
The Rt Hon. stakeout of House Feldspar
The Rt Hon. good pups of House Limestone
The Rt Hon. iambic of House Marble
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Postby Luke » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:55 pm

For thousands of years, there has been a solemn council of noble rocks, known for their just and wise proclamations.

Not all is well, however. Rumors have been swirling around that nefarious turtle vandals have arrived, wanting nothing more than to disrupt the ancient council.

At night, when the rocks are silently meditating, turtles — stifling giggles — will move a rock from their place in the circle. This is a horrible existential crisis for the rock, and they will immediately resign from the council, as this is a deeply dishonorable scenario.

During the day, council members may vote to summon ancient rock majicks and banish an individual. This isn't a very flashy spell, but the message will be received loud and clear. Any turtle banished will realize the jig is up, and head home. Any rock banished is more offended than they immediately let on, and will also resign from the council in a rock version of sputtering indignation.

There are no mayoral votes, the council believes that is the path to tyranny.

The one procedural method available is the filibuster. As part of, or separate from a vote, a rock (or turtle posing as a rock) may filibuster. A filibuster is at least 2000 words, in the grey text color above. A filibuster must at least be tangentially related to the goings on at hand, and cannot be copypasted or filler (this is a subjective call on my end). Any (successful) filibuster will negate any votes made after the filibuster. If a filibuster, intentionally or otherwise, results in the banishment of a rock, I reserve the right to make the success condition for future filibusters by that individual harder/longer.

The most terrifying individual to a rock is a mason. Any mention of mason or masons immediately calls a mason to the scene, who chooses the rock to be placed in an ostentatious kitchen backsplash. It's just hideous and tacky, and the idea of it is worse than death.

Q: How do these rocks, presumably having meetings with the same other rocks, not recognize new turtles?

A: Look, the last couple of centuries have been a little boring, and the rocks have been letting their minds wander. They really haven't been paying attention, although they'd never admit it.

Alice wrote:Also as a dutiful member of the council I feel it is my responsibility to make the proper formatting easily available:

banish
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[b][color=#FF0000]banish[/color][/b]


filibuster
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[color=#808080]filibuster[/color]


Also, you have the option to retract a vote. Such flip floppery is seen as very undignified, and other rocks will probably roll their eyes at such hasty behavior.


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[b][color=#00FF00]retract[/color][/b]
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Postby grammatron » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:57 pm

hot damn
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Postby bluemoon » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:59 pm

uh huh hunny
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Postby surly » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:01 pm

ahhhhhh
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Postby mikey » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:01 pm

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Postby internetfriend » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:12 pm

frack yeah
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:13 pm

in
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:13 pm

if i can be in, or w/e
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Postby surly » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:13 pm

bingo wrote:in

about that...
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:13 pm

kinda miffed to not get an invite, if im being entirely honest
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:14 pm

surly wrote:
bingo wrote:in

about that...


youre gonna be a dickhole about it? makes sense
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:14 pm

what is "to be milfed"
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:15 pm

its a sort of wakeboarding tactic
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Postby surly » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:15 pm

bingo wrote:
surly wrote:
bingo wrote:in

about that...


youre gonna be a dickhole about it? makes sense

i mean its by invite only, and you seemed to think otherwise. chill out
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Postby greasefire » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:16 pm

fellsa fellsa. there be roome, enough for eveyrone.

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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:16 pm

oh im awful chill

im actually making chili at the moment
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Postby universe » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:16 pm

yeah OK
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Postby surly » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:17 pm

but chili is hot!
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Postby bongo » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:17 pm

surly wrote:but chili is hot!


fuck
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Postby john plainman » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:18 pm

universe?
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Postby grammatron » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:18 pm

"Hey let's make a joke of killing grammatron as soon as possible so he won't qualify for the all star game."

You scum buckets.
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Postby werd » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:19 pm

I just want to follow this thread
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Postby surly » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:19 pm

maybe there should be a separate thread for people to whine about not being invited
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:19 pm

lotta different types of players in this one.....sedimentaries, like alice and gambra...metamorphic, like bluemoon and cashforgold.....igneous, like me and stakeout. THen on the fourth hand you got your Rock Lobster (greasefire)
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Postby werd » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:20 pm

john plainman wrote:universe?


I think it's so we can all enjoy greasefire making fun of him again
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Postby someguy » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:20 pm

:cry:
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Postby grammatron » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:20 pm

surly wrote:maybe there should be a separate thread for people to whine about not being invited

Yeah!
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Postby john plainman » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:20 pm

surly wrote:maybe there should be a separate thread for people to whine about not being invited


its awesome bros all over again! but really, universe?
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:22 pm

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