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[VHB]

What happens if there's a tie

A tie traditionally is a No Kill situation unless the moderator specifies otherwise.

We did once play a game where no kill was not an option and if there was a tie for the lead all tied players were eliminated.

*I* liked it.

But that's not the case here. If it's a tie nobody will be eliminated, even when "don't eliminate anybody" is one half of the tie.

[VHB]

"We're not sending anyone to Tahiti today, Cpt. Piss."

"But you'll never get rid of all the mean people that way! You Are Not Required to set yourself on fire to keep yourself warm, as the old saying goes."

"Actually yes we are. It's right here on page 2 of the Town Charter."

"Oh. Okay then. I stand corrected.

No One was sent to Tahiti.

Night 10 begins now. Since we're close to the end and with the seers and the teacher eliminated meaning the only night action is the Wolf/Meanguys move, I'm going to start resolving nights shortly after I get that action, and days will end as soon as everyone votes, if everyone votes. In the (likely) event not everyone gets a vote in I'll hold things open until 7pm Pacific as I have been.

[fuckles]

if everyone votes

oOoOoOoO lol oOoOoOoO

[VHB]

Here's some landscape paintings by Paul Gauguin.

Because he did his best work in Tahiti.

And because Landscape is eliminated by/converted to meanness, and he was a Villager

Day 10 is from now until 7pm or

if everyone votes

oOoOoOoO lol oOoOoOoO

that's not very nice...

or until all 7 remaining players vote.

4 villagers, 2 evils, 1 neutral. Evil can win on a mislynch + successful night attack.

[VHB]

vhb can i just tell everyone who the fucking wolves are or nah

If i kicked out everyone who wasn't participating it would end the game. I would rather let the people who are still playing play it out if they want to.

[bigcat]

no vacation

[Jimmy Firecracker]

sad!

[bunejug]

omg I think it's very rude that big cat doesn't want any of our fellow villagers to go on vacation! I think she needs to go on one to understand what a valuable asset vacations are to your mental health!

[Ampersand]

bunejug if you're not one of the meanies why are you playing like one???

My pie crust tells me that one or maybe both of the meanies are our absent neighbors: Catullus, efreet, or I guess even DRAGONS.
But nobody wants to vote with me

[mellowgold]

oh jeeze oh jeeze i just dont know what to do!

with so few villagers left and stressed out i think it makes most sense to send someone on vacation. big cat could use a break!

[Ampersand]

big cat is too nice to lie about who she is. she could have rudely sent me on vacation yesterday but she didn't!

I'd rather no vacation than use a ticket on someone who's OK.

[VHB]

"Mom! This town is boring," Melvin whined as he fiddled with the strings of his first hand-me-down guitar. "Can we go to Tahiti?"

"Quiet. It's nice, it's calm. It's a good place to grow up. Tahiti Sucks. Now lemme hear an A chord."

Melvin tries to shape his fingers into an A chord. The sound, however is anything but. Loud twangs as he mutes the wrong strings and misses half the strings on his downstroke. He misses, hurts himself, and the pic goes flying.

She sighs, trying to be patient, and shakes her head. "Keep trying."

No One was Sent to Tahiti on account of the 2-2 tie.

[VHB]

DRAGONS was converted to meanness. She was The Anonymous Donor

6 remain.

[VHB]

Eh. Whatever.

Even I've had enough.

Catullus was A Charity Worker
Efreet was The Stakeout/Framer

The Citizens of Nicenicity awake to find free copies of Atlas Shrugged in all of their homes. Unable to refuse something so nice as a surprise gift, they all read it. They learn of the peril of compassion and the sin of kindness and in few short months the civic culture undergoes a tragic and sickening seismic shift. The people of Nicenicity build a marble statue in honor of Tai Lopez, outlaw sharing, and overwhelmingly vote to change the city name to Objectivton. Veruca and her dipshit kid are forced to flee in the night. Crime and corruption are rampant until Nicenicity is invaded and conquered by the Tahitian army, spearheaded by the exiled former citizens of Nicenicity who were voted off, mobilized as partisan guerillas. They simultaneously save and destroy the erstwhile nicest place on earth.

Ampersand has won. He was Ayn Rand/The Lone Wolf.

Big Cat has won. She was The Ok Person/Survivor.

Bunejug and Mellowgold don't lose, because they saw this slog through to the end. They were The 3rd Charity Worker/Mason and A Villager, Respectively.


Everyone come to ghost chat for cookies and ideas on how to make the next game more engaging.

[VHB]

Ampersand won the poetry contest as well.

Can't/Narc also won as he was the Chugger/Tanner and got himself eliminated at other hands, what seems like a long time ago.

[fuckles]

thanks for running the game!

[Ampersand]

[palmer eldritch]

congratulations ampersand

[Ampersand]

congratulations to me for not angrily posting "ampersand is a wolf" at any point in the last 2 weeks

[palmer eldritch]

ayn rand won geoffs game is pretty funny

[mellowgold]

We're all winners! How nice!