Ryan Gosling IS Blade Runner

[loaf angel]

hmm hopefully it's just editing to get action thriller fans in the seats

[Beautiful Jugdish]

i expect this will be worse than the new ghost in the shell

[easy]

it's very easy:
1. get blaze as hell
2. see the new blade runner
3. stab a police horse
4. enjoy the movie, high on pot

[Beautiful Jugdish]

oh yeah im gonna see it for sure

[tgk]

they orange and teal'd blade runner

[delgriffith]

Dogshit.

[Rainbow Battle Kid]

did Ford only agree to be in this if he could just show up on set in whatever he was wearing that day?

[easy]

woof

[sigmonrunner]

god almighty....

[goofjan]

FUCK

[looselimbs]

weird how they picked everyone's exact favourite colour scheme

[Riverchrist]

Stab the police unicorn.

[Grey Poupon]

That poster looks like those gauche mondo wannabe hack artist posters that show up on designer dork tumblr

[RIXX]

[Seamus]

I can't wait to hate this movie

[easy]

these posters are among the worst I've ever seen

[Mandible]

I've been ignoring all of this cause it fills me with dread. Burrowing into the 90s PC game and the esper soundtrack for comfort.

[incoherent grunting]

don't watch this
don't even steal it
just ignore it

[trouble]

orange and teal only look great on gushers

[Hal Jordan]

I will watch it, possibly at the theater

[Hal Jordan]

That is, i will pay money to watch it.

[jca]

this is gonna own

[blurst of times]

it's too bad this won't be good

but then again what is?

[Edgar Renteria]

this thread is shit, the first official trailer for this is sick, the music is spot on and the visuals and set pieces give me boosebumps...legit curious why people are skeptical of leto as a convincing villain

[loaf angel]

because we're skeptical of leto as a convincing actor?

[Grey Poupon]

Even if he was a convincing actor I'd still feel fight club about his stupid face and shit music
Guy is a charlatan

Says this bitter fuck on the Internet forums

[Edgar Renteria]

yeah who cares, hes got a weird face, i didnt listen to his music, this is gonna own. end thread (until release)

[Buddy Glass]

It's time for some Color Theory

[arepa]

what a shame this is being directed by the most joyless guy

[spix et chicho]

the bummer is the inevitability that this thing has no humor, no sense of history, just a neon-lit aesthetic tumblr ride

the weird thing about Blade Runner that it's easy to forget after every viewing is that it's actually not a movie with no dialogue and only moody acting and moody setpieces. it's got a ton of weird 70s esque jokes and premises. and its aesthetic is as much 1920s Hollywood ghosts as it is wet rain-soaked neon LA. like for some reason in the 70s everyone was really into cabaret jazz and that influenced this movie in a weird way.

but like most of all it's such a good movie that fluked itself into existence that i hate the idea of even using it as source material in a slavish manner. and unconsciously i think we all who love it, love it as much for its limited technological context, the green Ladd Company logo to the Enhance Scene to the matte paintings and on and on. a sequel to this thing made today can only feel cheap because everything feels cheap now. if it can be good, it would find a way to incorporate that feeling of contemporary omnipresent cheapness (see: Twin Peaks s3). but it won't because it has an Moody Aesthetic that's recognizable and easily defined and it will just be that.

i'll eat my words obviously if it somehow manages to be good. i just don't even think that's possible