MTV: Teen Mom

[universe]

Jersey Shore is getting all the attention.

[universe]

There needs to be a crossover where Farrah is traded to Jersey Shore and Snookie is impregnated and sent to Teen Mom.

[transitive]

teen mom is kind of like the "but seriously folks..." to jersey shore's raging immaturity.

[Lowercase Tea]

Catelynn (along with her boyfriend/step-brother Tyler) showed an unbelievable amount of strength and maturity in making her decision to put little Carly up for adoption, emphasizing both before giving birth, after labor, and then again on the reunion that concentrating on what was best for Carly – not her own selfish desires – gave her the strength she need to see her decision through.

[universe]

To be fair to Catelynn, they didn't become step-siblings until after she got knocked up.

[Lowercase Tea]

true, but it still feels really weird. They easily are the most functional people on that show though.

[universe]

Catelynn's situation is crazy because these two 15 year olds are making all sorts of rational, reasoned decisions, and all these miserable, white-trash adults in their life keep giving them really terrible advice.

[JohnK]

Crazy show.

[universe]

Nobody else watches this.

No choice words about that fat slob Gary?

[Lowercase Tea]

at times I feel bad for Gary when his fiancee is going ape shit. That couple in general makes me never want a girlfriend.

[Lowercase Tea]

oh and Farrah and Maci are the worst parents on that show right?

[universe]

Gary is such a fat piece of shit though.

[universe]

Maci seems great, but yeah Farrah needs to be launched into the sun.

[transitive]

yeah, the two fat kids with the babies are the only ones that i can remember. i've never actually sat through an entire episode, but i might have to now especially as a sober faced antidote to jersey shore.

[humanpanty]

pretty good show but farrah and the girl with gary are terrible.

the red-head and the girl with her step-brother are the gems.

a another great show to watch is tough love.

[Lowercase Tea]

yeah Gary brings it on, but I just can't bring myself to look at his fiancee and think "you go girl."

Maci is way better than Farrah. Also a dude named Shaq? he's not young enough to be named after the shaq right?

[humanpanty]

yeah he is like 16 or 17. shaq was dominating at lsu 18 years ago.

[transitive]

can someone elaborate on the step-sibling thing? i don't want to be tacitly supporting incest here.

[universe]

I was 90% sure it was going to be the actual Shaq

[seriesfinale]

Catelynn's situation is crazy because these two 15 year olds are making all sorts of rational, reasoned decisions, and all these miserable, white-trash adults in their life keep giving them really terrible advice.

Yeah, I'm really impressed with her and esp. her boyfriend... like you said, his level-headedness and relative eloquence is all the more impressive considering the world he was raised in (and, to a lesser extent, the fact that he looks like a total low-rent Federline).

And yeah, Amber and Gary deserve one another...holy fuck.

My wife got to watch this show and it's the first thing I've been hooked on MTV in years

[humanpanty]

Gary is such a fat piece of shit though.

his fiance is just as bad. the show usually portrays him as the worst unfairly i think.

[universe]

can someone elaborate on the step-sibling thing? i don't want to be tacitly supporting incest here.

Catelynn and Tyler got pregnant and then his dad (an ex-con) and her mom (a vacant harpy) got married.

[Lowercase Tea]

yeah he is like 16 or 17. shaq was dominating at lsu 18 years ago.

jesus fuck this makes me want to die.

[universe]

Maci's guy looks like he's been lobotomized or something. Someone needs to save her. Transitive, head down to whatever Southern backwater she lives in and make an honest woman out of her.

[Lowercase Tea]

wait, I thought Maci was done with Ryan. Are they back together?

[universe]

Yeah, I'm really impressed with her and esp. her boyfriend... like you said, his level-headedness and relative eloquence is all the more impressive considering the world he was raised in (and, to a lesser extent, the fact that he looks like a total low-rent Federline).

In 16 and Pregnant there's a great bit where his shirtless, ponytailed jailbird dad is trying to convince him to raise his child in abject poverty and misery and he's like "Are you fucking serious?"

[universe]

wait, I thought Maci was done with Ryan. Are they back together?

His parents (who actually seem kind of cool) keep trying to get them back together.

[seriesfinale]

In 16 and Pregnant there's a great bit where his shirtless, ponytailed jailbird dad is trying to convince him to raise his child in abject poverty and misery and he's like "Are you fucking serious?"

Last week while they were bowling they kept showing him clearly becoming more intoxicated as the night went on but drinking out of a styrofoam cup, apparently, I assume, to try and "trick" his parole officer. I mean, by the end of the night he was slurring "I got a tattoo of the baby that you gave up!!!"

Anyway, Ryan's parents seem OK, but when his father was trying to reunite them by saying shit like "Do you guys know anyone who has two sets of parents?" I'm thinking, "Well, this particular product of divorce didn't knock up his 16 year old girlfriend in high school, you fucking peckerwood."

[universe]

Yeah, that was pretty bad. I think his parents are alright but they don't realize what a fucking lump their son is.

[sean bateman]

new season starts tonight

gary, amber's baby daddy, makes me angrier than anyone else in the entire show but i think it's just because he's a fat fuck. but then there's ryan, and he just seems like a real tool