universe wrote:In 16 and Pregnant there's a great bit where his shirtless, ponytailed jailbird dad is trying to convince him to raise his child in abject poverty and misery and he's like "Are you fucking serious?"
Last week while they were bowling they kept showing him clearly becoming more intoxicated as the night went on but drinking out of a styrofoam cup, apparently, I assume, to try and "trick" his parole officer. I mean, by the end of the night he was slurring "I got a tattoo of the baby that you gave up!!!"
Anyway, Ryan's parents seem OK, but when his father was trying to reunite them by saying shit like "Do you guys know anyone who has two sets of parents?" I'm thinking, "Well, this particular product of divorce didn't knock up his 16 year old girlfriend in high school, you fucking peckerwood."