I went to Five Guys for lunch today

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:05 pm

Hadn't been in one in years. $8 for one of their shitty overcooked cheeseburgers now?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:06 pm

Mainly started this thread to see who still defends this place. Spartacus quit, so that's one down.
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Postby bongo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:06 pm

did you pound?
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:06 pm

I saw my grandpa at Christmas and he had major beef about the price of their burgers.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:07 pm

It's insane they're charging that much for their flavorless patties!
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:08 pm

It's funny you made this thread because I had a distinct moment listening to my gramps, arms folded, saying "the burger was.. gee blayk, it just wasn't worth it."
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Postby bongo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:09 pm

Damn if i didn’t go to Five Guys with my Grandfather
over the holidays back home
He complained about the price and the service
But yeah I liked it, kinda
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:10 pm

I would rather go to BurgerFi than Five Guys!
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Postby theendoftheworld666@aol.com » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:10 pm

I haven't been to one in years but I like the fact that you can recreate the Whataburger a-1 and jalapeno burger there. It would probably have next to no utility in a state that has an actual Whataburger.

Been really into Shake Shack recently.
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Postby bongo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:11 pm

Oh the burgs.... the burgs of flims
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Postby Cone » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:15 pm

five guys goes for the “grease flavored” burg
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:17 pm

Im into BurgerFi chili cheese fries
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:18 pm

I had BurgerFi's plant-based Beyond Burger™ the other week and I was pleasantly surprised. I liked it a lot more than the "real" burgs they serve.
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Postby jewels » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:20 pm

I'm into cheese fries
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:21 pm

Five Guys fucking sucks. Do they still do that shit where they put your burger in a bag and then shovel a bunch of fries on top so you can watch your bag slowly soak up all the grease?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:33 pm

I think so. I didn't get any fries.
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Postby neuartillery » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:36 pm

How are your farts?
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Postby Meeps » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:37 pm

delgriffith wrote:Five Guys fucking sucks. Do they still do that shit where they put your burger in a bag and then shovel a bunch of fries on top so you can watch your bag slowly soak up all the grease?


Yup.

I go every now and then because the only other burger within walking distance is Jack in the Box. It is pretty expensive, especially considered to In-n-Out, which I prefer but don't live as close to anymore.
Try the hot pockets, they're breathtaking.
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Postby hideout » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:37 pm

five guys also doesn't salt their burgers as company policy. it's dog shit
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:37 pm

Only their fries ever gave me farts—something in the seasoning—so no farts for me today!
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:37 pm

5 guys sucks
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Postby churrokbyme » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:40 pm

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:47 pm

I can't find anything that backs up that no-salt claim. I'm skeptical, even though the meat is pretty bland.
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:05 pm

just chug a mug of warm peanut oil and save yourself the trip and the $8
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Postby separator » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:13 pm

Actually five guys is good
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Postby mortimer » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:22 pm

Does any other place have raw jalapeños

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Postby inmate » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:30 pm

the food is good but the price is absurd and i always forget how not worth it is until i'm actually there
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:32 pm

I didn't order it (I should have ordered it!) but their hot dogs aren't bad. But just from looking at the menu, they too are now overpriced.
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Postby blogger status » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:33 pm

should have gone to steak and shake!
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Postby Marx & Engels » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:07 pm

You just gotta bring in your own cheese and then the price is right
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