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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby worrywort » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:27 pm

have you noticed more people leaving their christmas lights on way past usual? i don't mean just not bothering to take them down, but like they're still on and flashing every night.
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Postby criss elliott » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:15 am

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Postby porn.exe » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:45 pm

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faults profits is a good band name
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:47 pm

now Mohamed or ali
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby Darlene » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:45 am

bahahah
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:02 am

gonna have to friend greg chaffin
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:04 am

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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:09 am

it feels like im looking at a future mass shooter
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Postby important dentist » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:38 pm

this fits the thread title if not exactly the spirit

one of my best friends for the first several years of school moved away after 5th grade and we kind of fell out of touch. once i got facebook i went around adding people from my earlier school days, including rarely people i hadn't seen in years like this kid. today on the facebook memories thing it popped up that me and him became facebook friends 11 years ago today.

but weirdly just a couple days ago my mom sent me a clip from my hometown paper that had his picture in it. because i had just been reminded of him, i paid special notice to the friend-versary and clicked through to his profile. it is decidedly not the same person. so i've been friends with a total stranger on facebook for 11 years and neither of us has acknowledged this.

we even have four mutual friends who went to the same school too
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby easy » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:42 pm

that's... adorable
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:42 pm

Yeah. That's what the internet is for. Befriending strangers
delgriffith wrote:Yeah Norm.

OKterrific wrote:Norm yay

Cronos wrote:The world needs more Norm

Feech La Manna wrote:well here's Norm at least

night moves wrote: People like you make up false boogeyman to blame for their emotions being out of control
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:05 pm

Who the fuck is this Rick Lax dickhead and why won't he get off my feed?
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:05 pm

I guess the real disaster is that I still have Facebook, huh.
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Postby grammatron » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:38 pm

important dentist wrote:this fits the thread title if not exactly the spirit

one of my best friends for the first several years of school moved away after 5th grade and we kind of fell out of touch. once i got facebook i went around adding people from my earlier school days, including rarely people i hadn't seen in years like this kid. today on the facebook memories thing it popped up that me and him became facebook friends 11 years ago today.

but weirdly just a couple days ago my mom sent me a clip from my hometown paper that had his picture in it. because i had just been reminded of him, i paid special notice to the friend-versary and clicked through to his profile. it is decidedly not the same person. so i've been friends with a total stranger on facebook for 11 years and neither of us has acknowledged this.

we even have four mutual friends who went to the same school too

This is great. Sort like when I noticed a friend of mine was fb friends with my cousin (who has the same first name as my wife). I asked her how she knew my cousin and she was like "I don't. Not sure how I ended up friends with her!" and this was in like 2011 and they're still friends on facebook to this very day.
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Postby criss elliott » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:02 am

my great aunt and uncle share an account and they will randomly send my friends requests. every couple weeks a different person will send me a message out of the blue like "hey i have no idea who this person is but they sent me a request and it says you're the only mutual friend"
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Postby alex » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:15 am

cried laughing reading these posts aloud

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:42 am

:ryan:

that's otherworldly
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 am

Omg
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 am

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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 am

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Postby sympathy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:31 am

yeah that insta is pretty on point
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:38 am

It's pretty mean-spirited but considering that half the people are virulent racists i don't really care
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Postby Birds vs Worms » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:04 pm

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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:39 pm

almost forgot to post this gem of a 1-2 punch

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When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby marble » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:45 pm

krist novoselic being tagged really pushes that one over the edge
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:21 pm

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:almost forgot to post this gem of a 1-2 punch

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This isn't even that bad comparatively to some of the incel/MGTOW stuff I've seen online. Unfortunately due to the internet these days this guy is probably gonna go down that path, in a few months he'll probably be posting about how 'femoids should be enslaved' or something.
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Postby clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:19 pm

frank go jerk off and shut up

marble wrote:krist novoselic being tagged really pushes that one over the edge


yeah, he didnt even play drums!
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 pm

oh yeah i forgot to mention that he's been arrested before for putting cameras in women's locker rooms
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:26 pm

BASIC NEEDS
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 pm

Arghhh
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