what haircut is good NOW

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Postby internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:57 pm

i’m not trying to fly high and proud here i just want a haircut so normal-looking i don’t notice myself. instead every Haircut for Men man in this town is trying to make me look like that movie guy
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:58 pm

that guy has a considerable trademark forehead
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Postby brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:59 pm

well then just go to great clips and tell short on the sides, and also short on the top.
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Postby lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:02 pm

i'm telling you dude, i had the best fucking hair cut of my life in paris from this dude in one of the arabic parts of town. all scissors, for the beard too. i can't even fucking explain it, his attention to detail was mad perfectionist. he threaded my eyebrows. and he spoke no english at all, we had to use some dude waiting for a cut after me as a translator. just him and one chair and like 4 more dudes waiting, but he's got like wire in his mouth threading the shit out of my eyebrows and forehead. shit was crazy. didn't give a shit about how long the whole thing took.

since i got back to new york, i've tried a few new places and man, i'll never find another one like that again. and it was only 28 euros.
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Postby milknight » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:04 pm

just give urself like a 5 all over. boom. normal man
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:06 pm

milknight wrote:just give urself like a 5 all over. boom. normal man

i kinda tried this once and i looked like i’d gone to someone and asked for “Hair Orb”. it actually spooked me on clippers just because i don’t want to accidentally orb again
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Postby pana » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:18 pm

lockheed wrote:i'm telling you dude, i had the best fucking hair cut of my life in paris from this dude in one of the arabic parts of town. all scissors, for the beard too. i can't even fucking explain it, his attention to detail was mad perfectionist. he threaded my eyebrows. and he spoke no english at all, we had to use some dude waiting for a cut after me as a translator. just him and one chair and like 4 more dudes waiting, but he's got like wire in his mouth threading the shit out of my eyebrows and forehead. shit was crazy. didn't give a shit about how long the whole thing took.

since i got back to new york, i've tried a few new places and man, i'll never find another one like that again. and it was only 28 euros.

i get that exact thing here from a syrian dude for 10 euro. only tried the threading once though, not a fan. he'd work on me for 45 minutes if i let him but i want to be done in 20
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Postby Seamus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:19 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I'm getting a haircut on Saturday. What should I get???


shave it
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Postby Seamus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:25 pm

pretty sure shaved heads are going to be the shit in 6 months
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:56 pm

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Postby brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:58 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I'm getting a haircut on Saturday. What should I get???

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Postby snitch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:00 pm

Seamus wrote:
Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I'm getting a haircut on Saturday. What should I get???


shave it

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Postby Sobieski » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 pm

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Im not sure I want to look like dr house though
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Postby pana » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 pm

brittle wrote:
Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I'm getting a haircut on Saturday. What should I get???

Brit-mod

yeah get the "del"
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Postby snitch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 pm

who needs hair when there are wigs
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:03 pm

snitch wrote:who needs hair when there are wigs

that’s what I’m saying we need to go back to some 18th century shit
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Postby Sobieski » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:06 pm

lockheed wrote:since i got back to new york, i've tried a few new places and man, i'll never find another one like that again. and it was only 28 euros.

28 euros! Isn’t that like 40 dollars
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Postby bear » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:07 pm

lolling at hair orb
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just get a high and tight, faded
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Postby bold man » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:56 pm

cannot believe all the horrors that come up when you google 'regular guy hair cut'
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:43 am

bear wrote:https://menhairstylist.com/wp-content/u ... ortest.jpg

this probably IS the most regular guy haircut in america tbh
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Postby kit fox » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:48 am

norm - get the rachel

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Postby easy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:31 pm

internetfriend wrote:
milknight wrote:just give urself like a 5 all over. boom. normal man

i kinda tried this once and i looked like i’d gone to someone and asked for “Hair Orb”. it actually spooked me on clippers just because i don’t want to accidentally orb again


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Postby internetfriend » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:20 am

i look like someone stuck a motorcycling vampire upside down in a waterfall
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:20 am

i look like someone went to a bowling alley and decided to electrocute whoever was the most visibly drunk
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Postby internetfriend » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:22 am

whoa i can do a helluva crispin glover rn
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Postby black sandwich » Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:43 pm

I've been hair farming for like a year

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