Official Facebook Disaster Thread

Ive found in time the search on this forum was shit but if you google whatever keywords with the word hipinion, you get what you're looking for most of the time. I mean even when they keywords aren't exact.

Postby Rhodes » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:05 pm

I guess the real disaster is that I still have Facebook, huh.
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Postby grammatron » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:38 pm

important dentist wrote:this fits the thread title if not exactly the spirit

one of my best friends for the first several years of school moved away after 5th grade and we kind of fell out of touch. once i got facebook i went around adding people from my earlier school days, including rarely people i hadn't seen in years like this kid. today on the facebook memories thing it popped up that me and him became facebook friends 11 years ago today.

but weirdly just a couple days ago my mom sent me a clip from my hometown paper that had his picture in it. because i had just been reminded of him, i paid special notice to the friend-versary and clicked through to his profile. it is decidedly not the same person. so i've been friends with a total stranger on facebook for 11 years and neither of us has acknowledged this.

we even have four mutual friends who went to the same school too

This is great. Sort like when I noticed a friend of mine was fb friends with my cousin (who has the same first name as my wife). I asked her how she knew my cousin and she was like "I don't. Not sure how I ended up friends with her!" and this was in like 2011 and they're still friends on facebook to this very day.
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Postby criss elliott » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:02 am

my great aunt and uncle share an account and they will randomly send my friends requests. every couple weeks a different person will send me a message out of the blue like "hey i have no idea who this person is but they sent me a request and it says you're the only mutual friend"
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Postby alex » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:15 am

cried laughing reading these posts aloud

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:42 am

:ryan:

that's otherworldly
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 am

Omg
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 am

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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 am

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Postby sympathy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:31 am

yeah that insta is pretty on point
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Postby Annie May » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:38 am

It's pretty mean-spirited but considering that half the people are virulent racists i don't really care
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Postby Birds vs Worms » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:04 pm

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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:39 pm

almost forgot to post this gem of a 1-2 punch

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When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby marble » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:45 pm

krist novoselic being tagged really pushes that one over the edge
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:21 pm

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:almost forgot to post this gem of a 1-2 punch

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This isn't even that bad comparatively to some of the incel/MGTOW stuff I've seen online. Unfortunately due to the internet these days this guy is probably gonna go down that path, in a few months he'll probably be posting about how 'femoids should be enslaved' or something.
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:19 pm

frank go jerk off and shut up

marble wrote:krist novoselic being tagged really pushes that one over the edge


yeah, he didnt even play drums!
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 pm

oh yeah i forgot to mention that he's been arrested before for putting cameras in women's locker rooms
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:26 pm

BASIC NEEDS
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 pm

Arghhh
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Postby Frank » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:37 pm

thats not me fwiw!
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:39 pm

do you want chicken or beef tonight, frank?
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Postby Frank » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:39 pm

nachos
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby Annie May » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:40 pm

I dunno, 'Frank' is a pretty uncommon name...
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Postby Mr. Science » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:10 am

No idea what's going on here.

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Postby Paul » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:32 am

I think it means men should wear makeup.
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Postby table for one » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:56 am

eminiemobama feels like US russian tumblr
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:52 pm

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Postby Mr. Science » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:53 pm

Paul wrote:I think it means men should wear makeup.


OK that'd make sense. Phrasing though.
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Postby 2nd_yellow » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:48 pm

Annie May wrote:Image


I'm gonna chalk this one up to this girl not really understanding American culture.
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Postby Bartatua » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:02 am

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