OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[Mister E]

Share your life. Share your faith.

[impalebot]

tips?

[Mister E]

I'm just looking for a girl who loves Jesus as much as I do.

[okl]

if done properly, this can result in consistent sex

[goldsoundz]

sometimes i'll message a girl and try to be clever and they'll be all "whuh?"

and then i'll message a girl and try to be normal and they wont respond

so i dunno

[jewels]

don't talk to anyone too long before meeting

[Kuboaa]

good luck finding anything worth it, site is full of grenades

[mellowgold]

i just went on a date with someone from okcupid. it was the first time and it went really well, spent 7+ hours with him.

[Mister E]

don't talk to anyone too long before meeting

Good call.

[grammatron]

How to game the system to get my dick wet more often.

now now mister me

[fake blues]

try to steer things away from coffee dates...they're too casual and quick. get beer involved.

[Riverchrist]

Highly recommended by folkface's ex.

[scurrydog]

if you're an awesome dude, you don't have to do anything. shit just falls in your lap.

i assume its the same on such websites.

[Slickster]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Mister E]

You guys wanna help me edit my profile into something that's not terrible?

All I see are my flaws and obsessions and how they rule my life and I was just kinda honest.

[tonybricker]

yes it would be a great idea to show us your profile

[okl]

You guys wanna help me edit my profile into something that's not terrible?

All I see are my flaws and obsessions and how they rule my life and I was just kinda honest.

dont fill it out with real information you dumb bitch

fill it out to show you're ironic and "above" using the Internet to get laid. also you better be tall and bilingual if you're expecting to step into any pussy at all

[Sad Panda]

coworker and I signed up last year to see who could get more girls

neither of us got anywhere

[folkface]

Highly recommended by folkface's ex.

craigslist which is much much worse

[Riverchrist]

I thought your replacement was harvested from OKC.

[nefarious]

mr me is this the first part of a scam?

[Riverchrist]

Craigslist is the internet equivalent of the plains buffalo, offering shelter, drugs, companionship, Girl Talk tickets.

[Mister E]

mr me is this the first part of a scam?

Fuck.

Yeeeaaah.

[CudNylon]

Nothing but failure.... so pretty much my normal experiences with women.

[Mister E]

Guys that chick you told me was a good girl to go out with mugged me and stole my car.

Please send paypal donations to: "damnthatsucksbro@gmail.com"

[folkface]

I thought your replacement was harvested from OKC.

i don't know but i wouldn't be surprised.

[Disturbed]

yes it would be a great idea to show us your profile

hahah

[doc shivers]

I used this site to successfully fuck 5 girls. The 6th girl was a pre-op tranny who I ended up getting to 3rd base on and feeling a hard ass dong right in my hand. It was like the worst nightmare that I could have ever imagined coming true. I proceeded to smash the shit out of her car windows and get the fuck out of there as fast as I could. That was the last time I have and will ever use a website for hooking up.

[gucci man]

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[folkface]

I used this site to successfully fuck 5 girls. The 6th girl was a pre-op tranny who I ended up getting to 3rd base on and feeling a hard ass dong right in my hand. It was like the worst nightmare that I could have ever imagined coming true. I proceeded to smash the shit out of her car windows and get the fuck out of there as fast as I could. That was the last time I have and will ever use a website for hooking up.

haha ur gay