OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[Mister E]

well, i'll do it for 999 dollars AND I will let hipinion dictate every bit of information on my profile, which has yet to exist, so it will be totally tailored to the occasion.

Homosexual.

Rubber ducky fetish.

Triple penetration.

[mites]

I had an OKCupid for a week and got a message from a tranny, fat girl and a gay guy. After that I decided to delete my profile and call it quits.

[Riverchrist]

And technically that wasn't a "pre-op tranny" but simply a shemale.

[dragon jeans]

well, i'll do it for 999 dollars AND I will let hipinion dictate every bit of information on my profile, which has yet to exist, so it will be totally tailored to the occasion.

Homosexual.

Rubber ducky fetish.

Triple penetration.

If I get a legally binding confirmation from the benefactor, it will be up in an hour.

[Dawn Running Bear]

shivers, can I get a brief description on the tranny?

[pulled pork]

I made a profile, and a lot of the girls seem cool based off their info/music tastes. But most are just not that attractive. Never met anyone. it is free, so you get what you pay for.

[Riverchrist]

shivers, can I get a brief description on the tranny?

It would be worse if you didn't get her hard, don't you think?

[Dawn Running Bear]

I just want to know what to look out for around town

[wintergreen]

men.

[ohmanohman]

internet dating is easy

[McDermott]

I've tried it a few times but I always end up deleting my profile after a week or two of looking.

[nautical hyperblast]

there were only two girls i ever met from okc...one we went to a punk show and after party and had fun-she and both her disgusting roommates were suicide girls. attraction wasn't there but we stayed friends.
annd now i'm actually dating a girl from okc. we both deleted our profiles a while back but that's how she initially hollered at your boy. it's pretty perfect so far but i'm totally sure she was a diamond in the rough bc a lot of the chicks on there were terrible.

[wintergreen]

way to go, nautical hyperblast.

[doc shivers]

there were only two girls i ever met from okc...one we went to a punk show and after party and had fun-she and both her disgusting roommates were suicide girls. attraction wasn't there but we stayed friends.
annd now i'm actually dating a girl from okc. we both deleted our profiles a while back but that's how she initially hollered at your boy. it's pretty perfect so far but i'm totally sure she was a diamond in the rough bc a lot of the chicks on there were terrible.

If you are looking to date some broad don't do it through a website. This site is really just to find a girl whose ass you can bust a nut into.

[nautical hyperblast]

thanks wintergreen. i'm pretty into it.
yeah i just pretty much put up a profile w/ my aim screen name and just hung out and it worked.

[mites]

facebook + alcohol = suicide

[G_S]

way to go, nautical hyperblast.

livin the dream

[wintergreen]

fuck yes, son!

[glosstime]

i only ever got messages from really ugly 18-year-olds and 40-year-olds

i got a girl who was pretty cute and normal seeming and then she sent me her poetry and i never talked to her again

then i set up one date out of desperation i guess but she was kind of ugly and not all that cool so i didn't go

then i deleted my profile

also i accidentally found portnoy's profile when i was searching from my movie list

[glosstime]

then i tried this http://fetlife.com/

[deadwolfbones]

Met my current gf on there. Going strong after 1.5 years.

[Jack Swagger]

Never heard of this site until I started posting. Signed up to check out the vag on display.
Nothing but bitches that look like :

[2nd_yellow]

Mister E, tell the girls that your puppies are sick and that you need money to save them.

[Meliora]

I met my last boyfriend through OKC. We dated for a year and a half.
Also met about six people for one date each.

I've gotten a lot fewer messages since I changed my orientation to 'gay,' which was kinda the point... It gets tiresome getting messages filled with grammatical errors and typos from random guys and couples looking for the elusive single bi girl. If you write someone, be witty. And give them something to respond to - not just 'heyy, wat up.'

[ohmanohman]

then i tried this http://fetlife.com/

what is the male to female %

like is it all dudes and 3 super fat gross ladies

[mites]

I met my last boyfriend through OKC. We dated for a year and a half.
Also met about six people for one date each.

I've gotten a lot fewer messages since I changed my orientation to 'gay,' which was kinda the point... It gets tiresome getting messages filled with grammatical errors and typos from random guys and couples looking for the elusive single bi girl. If you write someone, be witty. And give them something to respond to - not just 'heyy, wat up.'

heyy meliora, wat up

[mcwop23]

i hung out with that girl again last night. She's been out of town a lot lately but things seem to be going well. She is a huge nerd which is fantastic.

[mites]

is she knickknacks

[ohmanohman]

i signed up at fetlife it's just dudes and girls who are being fucked by a bunch of old weirdos

[mcwop23]

she is not knickknacks