This insane chant my company wants us to do...

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby bongo » Fri May 18, 2018 12:01 pm

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby jack » Fri May 18, 2018 12:25 pm

i'm chanting "post the video" at my monitor right now
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Postby blurst of times » Fri May 18, 2018 3:49 pm

release the dang chant tape. we need this.
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Postby harperesque » Fri May 18, 2018 4:07 pm

it's only like 5-8 seconds of the second part unfortunately but I'll put it up tonight

I took a lot of heat for not participating in the practice but I had just eaten a really big meal and told management I didn't want to exert myself. might actually get fired if I skip practice today
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby bongo » Fri May 18, 2018 4:08 pm

so you didnt scream KRONAH!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Fri May 18, 2018 4:18 pm

harperesque wrote:might actually get fired if I skip practice today


Oh man
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Postby becky » Fri May 18, 2018 4:29 pm

what the fuck kind of company is this
Kiedis recalled of the situation: "We started finding some magic and some music and some riffs and some rhythms and some jams and some grooves, and we added to it and subtracted from it and pushed it around and put melodies to it."[14]
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Postby Bad craziness » Fri May 18, 2018 4:31 pm

Yeah at least tell us what your company does
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Postby Annie May » Fri May 18, 2018 4:31 pm

Just suck it up and chant kronah so you can get that kroner
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Postby harperesque » Sat May 19, 2018 1:00 pm

alright sorry about the delay here but yesterday was insane, I got written up for abusing company communications (board is life) and got sent home without haka practice. I'm now banned from attending the expo due to insubordination which I guess is supposed to be punishment but is obvs a relief cuz now I don't have to be associated with this madness. I've also basically decided to quit this week even though I have like no savings and no other work lined up cuz I just can't deal with this shit any more. if anyone has any tips on how to not starve in the meantime that would be cool

in the meantime here's the clip

https://www.dropbox.com/s/4f76xwpip68mpq2/20180517_173004.mp4?dl=0
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Bad craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pm

A lot to unpack here

Hope you get a callback on that interview
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Postby bongo » Sat May 19, 2018 1:04 pm

OUUUUUU
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Postby new blood, old hat » Sat May 19, 2018 1:09 pm

My support and love, harperesque
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Sat May 19, 2018 1:09 pm

oh jeez, oh wow
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Postby Bad craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 1:13 pm

one things for sure, they’ll never go viral with that level of enthusiasm
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Postby scramble » Sat May 19, 2018 1:16 pm

hell yeah harp
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Postby VHGisdead » Sat May 19, 2018 1:17 pm

Oh my god

:(
Bought this at the mall I'm gonna wear this at the mall.
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Postby rex » Sat May 19, 2018 1:25 pm

Lordy
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sat May 19, 2018 1:31 pm

Nice anguished scream it ends with there.
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Postby becky » Sat May 19, 2018 1:55 pm

my god.
Kiedis recalled of the situation: "We started finding some magic and some music and some riffs and some rhythms and some jams and some grooves, and we added to it and subtracted from it and pushed it around and put melodies to it."[14]
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Postby banquo » Sat May 19, 2018 1:58 pm

wow
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat May 19, 2018 2:03 pm

You can't just quit before finding out what KRONAH is. DO IT FOR THE BOARD.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat May 19, 2018 2:03 pm

Sick footage though thanks
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Postby internethandle » Sat May 19, 2018 2:08 pm

holy fucking hell that clip
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Postby brent » Sat May 19, 2018 2:14 pm

internethandle wrote:holy fucking hell that clip
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Postby brent » Sat May 19, 2018 2:15 pm

glad to hear you're getting the F outta there harperesque
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Postby kit fox » Sat May 19, 2018 2:25 pm

horrifying
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Postby fuckyoudad » Sat May 19, 2018 2:31 pm

i wasn't truly disturbed until i found out there's a whole stomping/slapping routine to go with it
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Bad craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 2:33 pm

the more I think about this the more I want to know

beyond what the company actually does, whose idea was this, who wrote the lyrics, who came up with the choreography

this could be a whole New Yorker piece
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