I'll be honest: I love Texas toast

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:24 pm

Just give me thick slabs of sliced bread coated with garlic butter. I will fucking shove it in my stupid face.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:25 pm

I had a breakfast sandwich (sammy) this morning that was served on Texas toast and it has been the only thing I could think about today.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:32 pm

Getting a lot of supportive PMs right now. Feeling #blessed.
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Postby grammatron » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:33 pm

Really appreciate your honesty, bud.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:06 pm

Thanks, grammatron. That means a lot coming from a guy like you.
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:06 pm

it’s great

but it’s swimsuit season
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:19 pm

mcwop, Brew has a Texas toast breakfast sammy that, dare I say, slaps. It's what I ate this morning that has carried me through the day.
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Postby Milk » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:37 am

I didn't know about texas toast bread until (wwe wrestler) Dean Ambrose explained in a podcast how he makes his breakfast sandwich and it requires texas toast bread and ever since then i have wanted to try it.

Though in quebec they do sell "pain de menage" which is sliced bread sliced thicker than usual but i don't think it approaches texas toast bread.
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Postby Milk » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:41 am

ok i actually went to investigate and unfortunately cannot get a pic of a slice outside the bag but comparing it to texas toast bread, this might actually be nearly the same


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both have about as many slices in the bag, the Gadoua one is 50g more though. But i imagine it might not be as squarish as the texas toast bread which explains it (i've bought some of that bread before but its hard to tell if its about the same height). But yeah i guess it's probably a lot like texas toast bread. I guess i can stop looking for some and just make the dean ambrose breakfast sandwich.
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Postby trouble » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:53 am

making your own texas toast is pretty easy and you can eat it all day which i'm not going to admit that I have but well
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Postby trouble » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:55 am

my mom would make it when we would have pasta and red sauce and just dunking it in that sauce was such a joy for my little rat-brained life
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Postby boatwave » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:24 am

Dunking garlic-y bread in sauce is one of the best parts of being alive imo
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Postby Milk » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:33 am

what if you hadnt been honest though? What would you have said then?
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:57 am

is this just double thick bread or is there more to it


seems kinda presumptive of texas to assume ownership
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Postby DARTH BROOKS » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:51 am

it's best toasted
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:58 am

whats the difference between this and garlic bread
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:01 am

garlic bread is usually served on something like a ciabatta
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Postby 2nd_yellow » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:15 am

I support this thread
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So put another quarter in the juke box, baby
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