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Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:33 pm

Improbable success story. Pretty sure they are required by law in all bowling alley vending machines.

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Postby Kafkaesque » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:34 pm

greatest bagged snack of all time
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Postby Turner_Brown » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:35 pm

NOT ANYMORE MOTHERFUCKER!

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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:35 pm

Andy Capp could have coasted by on his comic success. But he said, "fuck it" and went into the hot fry business.
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Postby antoine » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:37 pm

Andy's got competition...he must be mad enough to beat his wife

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Postby Luke » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:38 pm

Kafkaesque wrote:greatest bagged snack of all time
badhat wrote:i saved as many as i could

i feel like oskar schindler itt
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:38 pm

Are those made from corn and potato?
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Postby nibelheim » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:39 pm

You know, now that I think about it. Sitting in a bowling alley in rural Kansas eating a bag of Andy Capp brand Hot Fries doesnt sound half bad.
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Postby Kafkaesque » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:40 pm

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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:41 pm

My parents bowled in a league when I was little. My brother and I would spend every Wednesday night eating Hot Fries and playing Mappy Mouse.

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Postby can » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:43 pm

Just don't drink dr. Pepper while you eat these
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Postby pizza » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:48 pm

i've never not puked violently after eating these
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Postby Kafkaesque » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:53 pm

you should ask your doctor about FSS (faggy stomach syndrome)
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Postby Apeshit » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:55 pm

so good, even though it's probably just mostly newspaper. The "hot" is what makes it.
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Postby pissydan » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:56 pm

hot fries rule. all other andy capp fries variations drool.
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Postby flimsy » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm

pissydan wrote:hot fries rule. all other andy capp fries variations drool.


This is true now but when salsa fries were still available I ranked them higher than hot fries.
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm

I had a difficult time explaining Andy Capp Hot Fries to my boss, who is Japanese, last week.

"Well, it's like a puffy stick -- uhh ... have you ever had Funyuns? That's sort of texture ... well imagine a Cheeto, but different, and it's hot ... no, not like Red Hots, it sort of sneaks up on you, but MAAAAN, SO GOOD."
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Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm

is this the last vestige of Andy Capp Mania remaining in america?
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm

Sadly, his miniature golf courses in Florida failed to take off.
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Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:17 pm

Despite common confusion "Andrew's Caps" brand condoms are not affiliated with lovable anti-hero, Andy Capp.
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Postby dog liver » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:20 pm

is it just me or are these kinda hard to track down sometimes?
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:32 pm

a couple months ago i was given a large box of maybe like 30-40 bags of this. i thought they'd be shit but they are the shit
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Postby white mage » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:35 pm

i fuck w these heavily, BUT:

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these are better
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Postby universe » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:35 pm

Way better than Dagwood Bumstead's Vanilla Wafers.
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Postby sordid affair » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:36 pm

iambic's top 5 American Snack Foods

5) South of the Border brand corn chips
4) Andy Capp's Hot Fries
3) Snyder's Pretzel Pieces (Honey Mustard)
2) Flamin' Hot Cheetos
1) Snyder's Pretzel Pieces (Cheddar)
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Postby Guy Incognito » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:38 pm

you need to introduce iambic to snyder's buffalo style


or buffalo style in general, if the concept is new to him
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Postby Ankh » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:39 pm

tonight feels like a good night for a 40 and some flamin hots
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Postby Turner_Brown » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:40 pm

Bluto II Cute-O wrote:I had a difficult time explaining Andy Capp Hot Fries to my boss, who is Japanese, last week.



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Postby dimetrodons 'r' us » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:41 pm

So it looks like I am the only person in this thread (and perhaps in the entire world) who finds these gross.

I really dislike over-flavored snack foods in general though. I have a sensitive palate, so anything with too much flavor just isn't fun to eat for me.
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Postby matt » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:17 pm

i'll also represent the cheddar fry movement ITT
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