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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:41 am

Platypus wrote:this thread about a guy who got friend-zoned by his wife


Choked on my lunch when reading this description.
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Postby mancubz » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:06 pm

an otter wrote:Image


what

link please
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Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:13 pm

shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:18 pm

Poptone wrote:
shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?


I think he was thinking of the wiener hat
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Postby number none » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:19 pm

http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”
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Postby an otter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:21 pm

mancubz wrote:what

link please

it's just their misc forum: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/miscellaneous-vf39.html


edit: and for that dude to've slept with 800-women by 38, roughly he would've had to've slept with a new woman every single week for 24 years starting from when he was 15 years old. why even make up a number like that.
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Postby death is my amigo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:22 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


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Postby Cronos » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:23 pm

thats someone from here trolling them
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Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:28 pm

seriesfinale wrote:
Poptone wrote:
shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?


I think he was thinking of the wiener hat


every other dude walking down the street wears one of these now, so I guess I was ten years ahead of the curve.
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Postby tgk » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:12 pm

an otter wrote:
mancubz wrote:what

link please

it's just their misc forum: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/miscellaneous-vf39.html


edit: and for that dude to've slept with 800-women by 38, roughly he would've had to've slept with a new woman every single week for 24 years starting from when he was 15 years old. why even make up a number like that.



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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:20 pm

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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:24 pm

"sir. Sensuous" is a very disappointing individual
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:25 pm

... or is he?
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Postby addison » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:11 pm

wait, poptone is buginarug?
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Postby brent » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:14 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


going to start doing this to everyone i know
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Postby Viola Swamp » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:29 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:32 pm

3 Truths.

A girl would rather have sex with a psychopathic rapist than be with a boring loser Nice Guy.

A girl would rather let herself be abused with a narcissistic masculine man than to be with a wimpy retarded loser.

Real Love has real sex. If a girl truly loves you then she will have sex with you.


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Postby Pashmina » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:36 pm

Poptone wrote:
shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?


i seem to remember you in a fedora

maybe im wrong
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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:40 pm

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tex porneau wrote:
3 Truths.

A girl would rather have sex with a psychopathic rapist than be with a boring loser Nice Guy.

A girl would rather let herself be abused with a narcissistic masculine man than to be with a wimpy retarded loser.

Real Love has real sex. If a girl truly loves you then she will have sex with you.


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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:48 pm

so who is sir senuous. one of us right?
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Postby :? :? » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:57 pm

I've always been amazed by this behavior. It's like people who just don't naturally get social interaction assume there's some sort of cheat code mechanism to the process.
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Postby hideout » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:23 pm

here is a wonderful story from the reddit equivalent. it's pretty long but really an incredible read

The night begins in South East Asia (I have been here for a week):

My female asian friend and I plan to go to a really nice club. We pick up her two friends (hb 8 and 9). We can't communicate fluidly but we still have nice banter in the taxi. We get to the club and as we're entering some hot foreign babes start chatting me up but I cut it short because me and the Asians are entering. Inside is packed and we go upstairs. I do not feel in state and need to piss so I tell them I'm going to the restroom. I return hungry, they're kinda buying drinks (I don't drink) and I tell them I'm going outside quickly to eat and will return. I go out side and cut my watermelon in 2 and eat half. I go back upstairs and they're gone . I'm now standing beside some dude behind the VIP couch, the vibes were pretty good in this area. There are some hot babes 10 feet to my east (one is an hb10) and I'm still hungry, so I peacock by pulling out the other half of my melon in the club and start eating it with my balla ass spoon. HB 10 is diggin it and takes a picture with me, my melon and the dude. I finish eating and I'm just still not in state (not dancing freely) and decide to explore the rest of the club, i.e walk around aimlessly like an idiot. My whole night is basically walking around the club like an idiot. During this time I was upstairs and dancing a little and the hb10 passes me and asks why I was eating melon, and I said some corny shit like "fruit makes me go," not with the best body language either. I was going to try make a move but she quickly left with her friend. After more aimless walking I was back upstairs dancing a little again and she comes over and starts dancing in front of me, facing me on the lower platform so I step down and am in the process of grabbing her hips and she scuttles off to my east back with her crowd (to the right of the VIP couch). It almost seemed as if it was a dare or a joke or something. Thinking about it now I should have barged through the clutter of the couch and people and told her "wtf was that bullshit, come dance with me now.” But instead I decide to go downstairs where it was packed and here my night gets very interesting.

I'm walking slowly past the bar downstairs towards the exit and these 2 local chicks are dancing at high energy. As I pass one pulls me in and we start dancing. She's not the best dancer but she is seriously bouncing and tries to kiss me. To me it seems she is at least pretty tipsy. I start making her ass grind on me hard while putting my right hand close to her clit. I'm now stiff. She says it's hot and that we should go upstairs. I tell her let's go fuck and she agrees. I take her behind a tree, on a cornered ledge in front of what seemed to be an office building. I'm putting on my condom and she tells me she wants money. I lol (in my head) and haggle down the price. I am not paying for sex so I say I will pay her after sarcastically. She then offers me some head, I oblige. I'm getting head and I just want to fuck this bitch so I'm motioning to fuck and she says "no fuck no fuck" (despite communication her English is not good). I let her continue sucking my dick and try a little more, again she says "no fuck no fuck," and eventually I just be the boss and pick this bitch up, turn her ass onto the ledge, open her legs (she tacitly consents), and I start pulling her panty to the side, she applies very slight resistance with her hand... and then from the slight glimmer of the street light I realize... "she" has a tiny penis. I lose my boner rapidly, the vybz are now broken and I'm just sitting beside him (who now looks a little sad), kinda feeling bad for him. I even want to give him a very small sum of money but he rejects it. So I'm like, alright, I'm gone dude, and then this bitch jumps in front of me saying "money, money,” demanding the lulz haggled down price. I'm slowly walking away but he (he look a like a she) remains in front of me and is upset and adamant about payment. As I'm buckling my belt, in my head I'm saying "yea fuckin' right you getting shit from me,” and as my belt buckles I flick out my intimidating utility knife that was attached to it, get a little noisy and motion the bitch to get the fuck out of my way. He is visibly pissed, gets out my way and immediately makes a call while glancing at me; he sounded mad and as if he was trying to get his pimp to come fuck me up. I wanted to return to the club, but wanting to remain safe and because of the WTF magnitude of the situation I left immediately in a taxi.

I definitely have a better eye for spotting that kind of shit now. I'm really disappointed in my performance tonight. I could have done so much more (especially with hb10) but was uber lame. I'm now thinking it's so stupid to be shy and not in state; people would enjoy my presence. I wish I could rewind a few hours and I would be at least grinding the shit out of hb10 right now. I feel like working out so hard to expel all these feelings. Give me some advice seddit, I'm sexy and should not be failing this hard.

EDIT: I did not fuck this person; I was about to.
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Postby prexy » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:34 pm

So I go to rape this bitch and then I see this bitch is a fuckin dude and I'm like what I only rape bitches not dudes
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Postby frito pie country » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:38 pm

EDIT: I did not rape this person; I was about to.
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Postby frito pie country » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:39 pm

oh i see amp covered it
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Postby an otter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:47 pm

i do like that there was a glimmer of humility and empathy after he realizes she's a he and that he's upset, but then it all goes back to hell and the he goes right back to thinking it's the world, not him, that has something wrong with it.
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Postby number none » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:49 pm

the melon :?
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Postby theoden king » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:51 pm

melon in the club is a pretty cool move tbh
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