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Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby addison » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:47 am

like anyone on that forum could write something like that.
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Postby manvstrees » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:55 am

WOW... The best lines seem to be the ones that are most obvious as well as the ones that are mostly overlooked, for example

If you see a girl siting alone and on her own and she's not smiling why not start out with something like "Smile, life's not that bad." I've yet to find a female of any age that won't at least smile at you.



oh edit:


(DO NOT DO THIS IF THE REASON SHE ISN'T SMILING IS SERIOUS LIKE DEATH OR ILLNESS, ETC. AT THAT POINT YOU NEED TO ACT AS SURPRISED AS POSSIBLE AND PLAY YOURSELF DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I HAVE FOUND THAT BUYING THEM A DRINK OR JUST GIVING ANY NICE GESTURE AS AN APOLOGY PUTS YOU BACK IN THE GAME PRETTY WELL)
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Postby Merciel » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:10 pm

Okay that's it, I really am going to start yelling "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID ASSHOLE" back at the guys who say "Smile."

I've wanted to do that for YEARS but this is the last straw.
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Postby glosstime » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:38 pm

addison wrote:this forum literally encourages men to rape women, do you think it's on the radar of larger police departments/the fbi?

i doubt a significant enough amount of ppl in police departments/the fbi would consider it rape
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Postby Ankh » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:59 pm

WAC wrote:
Slamwich Artist wrote:
Great 1 wrote:Abraham lincoln failed at everythinf he had ever tried untill he was 40


Lincoln taught himself law and got admitted to the bar and elected to the state legislature and House of Representatives before he was 40.


lol, the House, big whoop
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Postby brucey » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:06 pm

(DO NOT DO THIS IF THE REASON SHE ISN'T SMILING IS SERIOUS LIKE DEATH OR ILLNESS, ETC. AT THAT POINT YOU NEED TO ACT AS SURPRISED AS POSSIBLE AND PLAY YOURSELF DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I HAVE FOUND THAT BUYING THEM A DRINK OR JUST GIVING ANY NICE GESTURE AS AN APOLOGY PUTS YOU BACK IN THE GAME PRETTY WELL)

ah, the old game that is preying upon the recently bereaved
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:08 pm

tears are lubricant from god himself
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Postby SvenMaeglasson » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:10 pm

the smile thing can be annoying. My opener is to point at a girls upper chest and say "you've got a stain or something just right there" and when they look down flick your finger up into their nose yelling, in a taunting fashion, "haha! got ya, honey! damn you're dumb!". Some HB 6's and under can't handle this so im forced to eject from the set under threat of violence from afc's in the vicinity but it's like foolproof on 9's and 10's. Got many number closes although when i called they were mostly not in existence or wrong for some reason. Maybe they were just too scared of the masculinity.
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Postby barrel eye » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:10 pm

bruce wrote:
(DO NOT DO THIS IF THE REASON SHE ISN'T SMILING IS SERIOUS LIKE DEATH OR ILLNESS, ETC. AT THAT POINT YOU NEED TO ACT AS SURPRISED AS POSSIBLE AND PLAY YOURSELF DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I HAVE FOUND THAT BUYING THEM A DRINK OR JUST GIVING ANY NICE GESTURE AS AN APOLOGY PUTS YOU BACK IN THE GAME PRETTY WELL)

ah, the old game that is preying upon the recently bereaved


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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:39 pm

i'm only on page 8 of this thread and i'm repulsed

i was avoiding it for a reason, but it sucked me in

edit - i'm up to page 14 and still lost by all these acronyms
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Postby Platypus » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:05 pm

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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:08 pm

can we set up some amateur boxing matches between hipinion and the pua forum?

i'd love to make some of theses dudes' shoulders clap
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Postby emotional fascism » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:18 pm

Platypus wrote:this thread about a guy who got friend-zoned by his wife

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/so-my-wife-says-to-me-your-nice-guy-vt158987.html



aha.

"begged me to keep her" oh man.
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Postby barrel eye » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:26 pm

Platypus wrote:this thread about a guy who got friend-zoned by his wife

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/so-my-wife-says-to-me-your-nice-guy-vt158987.html


When she becomes emotional and starts these discussions and all I want to do is chillax or have sex the best thing I've done is say "keep talking dirty to me baby, your making me hard".


Couple of weeks ago she said to me 'we don't do things together anymore', to which I replied 'you haven't gone a week without having an argument with me so we don't get a chance to, try at least going 2 weeks'. Since then no arguments, just a lot of cooking, cleaning and cock sucking from her since. Coming up to 2 weeks now I'm sure she will expect something in return, a small gesture of appreciation but nothing major might be on offer.


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Postby SvenMaeglasson » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:43 pm

wonder if some of them ever work on their "inner game" enough where they don't feel insecure about their masculinity to the point of needing to abuse women anymore
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Postby an otter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:53 pm

Playing games are for men who FEAR LOOSING their wife because they really don't understand her. They only understand their needs, and they need someone to love them physically not internally. What she needs from you is that you need to love yourself; that's why the talk about the nice guy. Nice guys are people who try to make someone else happy in expense of himself. Which is also why nice guys finish last, because they are so busy making others happy that they end up themselves last being happy because they expect happiness to come from external stimuli which is a great major turn off for women.


started out well then
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Postby sleigh » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:57 pm

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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:58 pm

still dying from the og peacocking post
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Postby Much Honoured Lord Nefarious » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:59 pm

man now i have to start vanity searching other forums too.
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Postby tgk » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:02 pm

Not enough love for this post
sleigh wrote:Attention: the following has all been done with my trademark smirk on my face.
My general game plan, is to go in looking nice (a flashy item of course. probably my trademark black fedora. lol),
i like dressing in funny and eye-catching clothes like t-shirts with complicated patterns and funny graphics, and my trademark red and black desert scarf,"
"It's your fault. You're totally stunning. I'm just some guy. I can't stand up to this kind of artillery."
I love saying that. The artillery thing. It's almost my trademark.
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:04 pm

an otter wrote:http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/post760801.html

welp, which one of you is this


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Postby important dentist » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:05 pm

i told my girlfriend about the trademark post and she just said "oh no"
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:06 pm

sir. Sensuous wrote:"Dalen"was right wen he said; a thread where guys that probably never get laid make fun of guys on a forum that get laid. huh.
fuckk u all especielle nefaris we ARE not rapeists u fugking crakerjcak lumber man. x


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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:07 pm

can't wait to view the latest trends in fedoras this spring
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Postby Merciel » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:08 pm

nefarious wrote:man now i have to start vanity searching other forums too.


Good luck, I think the gimmick is deliberately misspelling everyone's names to avoid exactly that.
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Postby Much Honoured Lord Nefarious » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:09 pm

forams!
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Postby Contristo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:13 pm

that guy has a hey arnold! head shape
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:18 pm

Sir Senuous wrote: u wunt foto me 2 fugk u, i get u u think we crazy an shit but u r jujjing us x


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Postby barrel eye » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:23 pm

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