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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:58 am

still dying from the og peacocking post
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Postby tgk » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:02 am

Not enough love for this post
sleigh wrote:Attention: the following has all been done with my trademark smirk on my face.
My general game plan, is to go in looking nice (a flashy item of course. probably my trademark black fedora. lol),
i like dressing in funny and eye-catching clothes like t-shirts with complicated patterns and funny graphics, and my trademark red and black desert scarf,"
"It's your fault. You're totally stunning. I'm just some guy. I can't stand up to this kind of artillery."
I love saying that. The artillery thing. It's almost my trademark.
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:04 am

an otter wrote:http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/post760801.html

welp, which one of you is this


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please now photoshop this in place of gambler
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Postby important dentist » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:05 am

i told my girlfriend about the trademark post and she just said "oh no"
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:06 am

sir. Sensuous wrote:"Dalen"was right wen he said; a thread where guys that probably never get laid make fun of guys on a forum that get laid. huh.
fuckk u all especielle nefaris we ARE not rapeists u fugking crakerjcak lumber man. x


watch out nefarious
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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:07 am

can't wait to view the latest trends in fedoras this spring
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Postby Merciel » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:08 am

nefarious wrote:man now i have to start vanity searching other forums too.


Good luck, I think the gimmick is deliberately misspelling everyone's names to avoid exactly that.
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Postby Contristo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:13 am

that guy has a hey arnold! head shape
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:18 am

Sir Senuous wrote: u wunt foto me 2 fugk u, i get u u think we crazy an shit but u r jujjing us x


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Postby chargie » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:23 am

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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:24 am

love you barrel eye
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Postby dog liver » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:25 am

get sir sensiuouss to bored hear
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Postby sleigh » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:38 am

you're in luck, dog liver
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:41 am

Platypus wrote:this thread about a guy who got friend-zoned by his wife


Choked on my lunch when reading this description.
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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Postby an otter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:45 am

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Postby mancubz » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:06 pm

an otter wrote:Image


what

link please
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Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:13 pm

shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:18 pm

Poptone wrote:
shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?


I think he was thinking of the wiener hat
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Postby number none » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:19 pm

http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”
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Postby an otter » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:21 pm

mancubz wrote:what

link please

it's just their misc forum: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/miscellaneous-vf39.html


edit: and for that dude to've slept with 800-women by 38, roughly he would've had to've slept with a new woman every single week for 24 years starting from when he was 15 years old. why even make up a number like that.
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Postby sleigh » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:22 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


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Postby Cronos » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:23 pm

thats someone from here trolling them
IT like it a Crime these Days jus to be Retarded....
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Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:28 pm

seriesfinale wrote:
Poptone wrote:
shammgod wrote:god after reading those descriptions im going to be thinking about buginarug all night


i dress like a standard office drone, what the fuck you on about?


I think he was thinking of the wiener hat


every other dude walking down the street wears one of these now, so I guess I was ten years ahead of the curve.
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Postby tgk » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:12 pm

an otter wrote:
mancubz wrote:what

link please

it's just their misc forum: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/miscellaneous-vf39.html


edit: and for that dude to've slept with 800-women by 38, roughly he would've had to've slept with a new woman every single week for 24 years starting from when he was 15 years old. why even make up a number like that.



Really puts Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 into perspective.
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:20 pm

celebrities: they're just not like us
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:24 pm

"sir. Sensuous" is a very disappointing individual
http://pickleoffact.tumblr.com

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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:25 pm

... or is he?
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Postby addison » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:11 pm

wait, poptone is buginarug?
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Postby brent » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:14 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


going to start doing this to everyone i know
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Postby Viola Swamp » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:29 pm

number none wrote:http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/2013/02/15/shit-i-ran-out-of-things-to-say-9-tips-on-how-to-have-a-conversation/

2. Repeat her last words: If you want to know more about something, just more emphasis this is really basic don’t overdo it but use it here and there. Literally just repeat her last 4-5 words and she’ll explain it further. Your voice should sound a little inquisitive.

Example 1: “We came from (insert location here).”

Example 1 Response: “You came from (insert location here)?”

Example 2: “We were out and about all night doing crazy shit.”

Example 2 Response: “Doing crazy shit?”


this is how kubrick wrote eyes wide shut
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