You must be willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:53 pm

*No Sign Up
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THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE!!!
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:53 pm

"We got an ugly one here for you. Get your ass in here...now."
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:54 pm

Is this it? Am I at Conductor?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:58 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Is this it? Am I at Conductor?


The tables are truly optimized.
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Postby Ankh » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:55 pm

my pager is a CHAIN
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:21 pm

otherwise known as "last call"
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:28 pm

You scoping out the porns mad early today series.
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Postby transitive » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:44 pm

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Nothing wrong with a little wake and shake.
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Postby Scrumptious Justice 8-) » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:44 pm

series and BS have started a no-backing-out hookup start up site? and it's powered by Conductor?

$$$
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:49 pm

I just put in my resignation at npr, gonna meet with a vc at noon
I expect to be getting dick-sucked by a ladyboy on a thai beach by 4:00 pm tomorrow
series make this happen please
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:54 pm

BlackSugar are you Ray Magliozzi?
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:02 pm

after googling that name, my answer is "yes, would you like to be my facebook friend?"
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Postby Scrumptious Justice 8-) » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:03 pm

seriesfinale wrote:
Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.


i like that you used this as some sort of weird insomnia scratchpad
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:03 pm

call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable
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Postby apostrophe » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:05 pm

Where do I sign up?
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Postby Scrumptious Justice 8-) » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:07 pm

BlackSugar wrote:call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable


you mentioned this

on the flip side it's really one of the most entertaining, if only to hear these guys chortle like mad men
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:14 pm

How long into being married did it take for you to start wacking it again on the regs? When I've lived with a gf shit was uncommon.
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:15 pm

Teach me about life, married bros.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:34 pm

i've never stopped whacking, I whack like crazy and also bone sexually about three times per week.
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i have seen and enjoyed this ad
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