You must be willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:53 am

*No Sign Up
*Quick Sex
*No Bullshit

THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE!!!
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:53 am

"We got an ugly one here for you. Get your ass in here...now."
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:54 am

Is this it? Am I at Conductor?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:58 am

Robo-Chachi wrote:Is this it? Am I at Conductor?


The tables are truly optimized.
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Postby Ankh » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:55 am

my pager is a CHAIN
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:21 am

otherwise known as "last call"
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:28 am

You scoping out the porns mad early today series.
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Postby transitive » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:44 am

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Nothing wrong with a little wake and shake.
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:44 am

series and BS have started a no-backing-out hookup start up site? and it's powered by Conductor?

$$$
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:49 am

I just put in my resignation at npr, gonna meet with a vc at noon
I expect to be getting dick-sucked by a ladyboy on a thai beach by 4:00 pm tomorrow
series make this happen please
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:35 am

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:54 am

BlackSugar are you Ray Magliozzi?
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:02 am

after googling that name, my answer is "yes, would you like to be my facebook friend?"
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:03 am

seriesfinale wrote:
Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.


i like that you used this as some sort of weird insomnia scratchpad
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:03 am

call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable
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Postby apostrophe » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:05 am

Where do I sign up?
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:07 am

BlackSugar wrote:call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable


you mentioned this

on the flip side it's really one of the most entertaining, if only to hear these guys chortle like mad men
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:14 am

How long into being married did it take for you to start wacking it again on the regs? When I've lived with a gf shit was uncommon.
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:15 am

Teach me about life, married bros.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:34 am

i've never stopped whacking, I whack like crazy and also bone sexually about three times per week.
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Postby ecto » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:47 am

i have seen and enjoyed this ad
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this friend now. What can I do? (self.LazerBlade)
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Image
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Postby nicecatbutchicken » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:17 pm

TOO UGLY FOR TINDER!!!
subtitles wrote:the hits just keep coming on this one
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Postby nicecatbutchicken » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:19 pm

GANGSTA DICK
stop embarrassing yourself with your average dick.
average sucks!
GO LARGE!!!
subtitles wrote:the hits just keep coming on this one
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Postby blogger status » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:20 pm

how does one become a male escort anyway
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Postby Riverchrist » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:21 pm

blogger status wrote:how does one become a male escort anyway


Signup and bullshit.
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Postby KALM » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:29 pm

i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:32 pm

KALM wrote:i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"


aha
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Postby important dentist » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:35 pm

hideout wrote:Image

this seems incredibly unlikely
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
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Postby can » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:35 pm

KALM wrote:i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"


i like that you used the post icon for this post
isobel wrote:haha faggots
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