You must be willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:53 pm

*No Sign Up
*Quick Sex
*No Bullshit

THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE!!!
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:53 pm

"We got an ugly one here for you. Get your ass in here...now."
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:54 pm

Is this it? Am I at Conductor?
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:58 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Is this it? Am I at Conductor?


The tables are truly optimized.
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Postby Ankh » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:55 pm

my pager is a CHAIN
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:21 pm

otherwise known as "last call"
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:28 pm

You scoping out the porns mad early today series.
I PHILOSOPHIZE ABOUT GLOCKS AND KEYS NIGGAS CALL ME YOUNG BLACK SOCRATES
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Postby transitive » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:44 pm

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Nothing wrong with a little wake and shake.
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:44 pm

series and BS have started a no-backing-out hookup start up site? and it's powered by Conductor?

$$$
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:49 pm

I just put in my resignation at npr, gonna meet with a vc at noon
I expect to be getting dick-sucked by a ladyboy on a thai beach by 4:00 pm tomorrow
series make this happen please
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Postby seriesfinale » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:54 pm

BlackSugar are you Ray Magliozzi?
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:02 pm

after googling that name, my answer is "yes, would you like to be my facebook friend?"
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:03 pm

seriesfinale wrote:
Toofer_Spurlock wrote:You scoping out the porns mad early today series.


Yeah, woke up, stared at the ceiling for a while, got on the laptop, did the do, made this thread, and then went back to sleep. Insomnia cured.


i like that you used this as some sort of weird insomnia scratchpad
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:03 pm

call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable
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Postby apostrophe » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:05 pm

Where do I sign up?
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:07 pm

BlackSugar wrote:call me click. or clack. I don't know, I never listen to that show anyway
did you know that all public radio stations hate car talk? because it's the most expensive program to broadcast. and it's just two guys and a mic! it's remarkable


you mentioned this

on the flip side it's really one of the most entertaining, if only to hear these guys chortle like mad men
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:14 pm

How long into being married did it take for you to start wacking it again on the regs? When I've lived with a gf shit was uncommon.
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Postby Toofer_Spurlock » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:15 pm

Teach me about life, married bros.
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Postby black drum » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:34 pm

i've never stopped whacking, I whack like crazy and also bone sexually about three times per week.
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Postby ecto » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:47 pm

i have seen and enjoyed this ad
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this currency. What can I do? (self.Bitcoin)
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Postby hideout » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:10 am

Image
Inri wrote: i am aware of aversion to cargo shorts among hipsters
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Postby nicecatbutchicken » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:17 am

TOO UGLY FOR TINDER!!!
subtitles wrote:the hits just keep coming on this one
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Postby nicecatbutchicken » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:19 am

GANGSTA DICK
stop embarrassing yourself with your average dick.
average sucks!
GO LARGE!!!
subtitles wrote:the hits just keep coming on this one
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Postby blogger status » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:20 am

how does one become a male escort anyway
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Postby Riverchrist » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:21 am

blogger status wrote:how does one become a male escort anyway


Signup and bullshit.
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Postby KALM » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:29 am

i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"
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Postby Scrumptious Justice » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:32 am

KALM wrote:i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"


aha
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Postby important dentist » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:35 am

hideout wrote:Image

this seems incredibly unlikely
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby can » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:35 am

KALM wrote:i like that there are ads out there for the subset of people dumb enough to click on an offer for free sex off a porn site but wise and prudent enough to ask "what's the catch?"


i like that you used the post icon for this post
isobel wrote:haha faggots
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