food poisoning

by **laserblast** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:59 am

yes, i'm such a little baby

but

this suuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkksssssssssssss homies

by **big zorb** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:04 am

The time I woke up at 3 am to urgently discover I had food poisoning after eating some squid ink pasta was a very terrifying, discombobulating moment.

by **Eyeball Kid** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:04 am

Got this in spring of 2020 (just in time for the country being shut down!) and it pretty much left me useless for anything for a week. The dizzy spells were an unexpected side effect; nothing like feeling you're gonna fall over while showering to cleanse your sweaty, filthy body.

by **warmjets** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:06 am

what did ya in?

please don't say mcdonald's

by **laserblast** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:11 am

if it were mcdonald's, i'd look you dead in the eyes and lie to you, because that's friendship

not sure what did me in tbh, partner's fine and we've mostly eaten the same things. i can confirm that i have not had daily harvest lentil-leek crumbles

by **laserblast** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:12 am

i'm supposed to run an all-agency call at 11 lmao. bringing back flashbacks to this time this guy presented to us who CLEARLY had the flu or food poisoning or something, was just absolutely sweating his balls off in a cold air-conditioned room. did we give them any work out of that conversation? we did not

by **Jeremy** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:16 am

This is why you always read the lentil thread.

by **Engelil Guggerdinck** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:32 am

Ladies and gentleman I am most certainly NOT presenting this from my bathroom *squiiiiirrrrrrt* the acoustics in my office are just that good *brrraaaappptlllltttllltt*

by **DasLofGang** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:34 am

my condolences in this difficult time. may i suggest leaving a series of 1-star yelp reviews that include graphic descriptions of your symptoms for any food-serving business you may have patronized in the last 72 hours.

by **Shotfrog** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:57 am

How can you get poisoned by food? Doesn't seem right. Getting poisoned by poison, that I would understand.

by **werd** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:17 am

I did this to you

I put the poison in ur food

by **easy** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:44 am

DasLofGang wrote:my condolences in this difficult time. may i suggest leaving a series of 1-star yelp reviews that include graphic descriptions of your symptoms for any food-serving business you may have patronized in the last 72 hours.

lmao

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