Who killed JFK?

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Why is the president dead?

Oswald did it by his lonesome
23
18%
Oswald plus CIA
55
42%
Oswald plus Commies of some kind
5
4%
LBJ
1
1%
UFOs
4
3%
Texas is the reason
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3%
Something about Jimmy Hoffa and the mob?
7
5%
His head just did that
28
21%
Other
4
3%
 
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Mar 15, 2021 1:00 pm

honestly, if you think it was russia i can sell you several bridges
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Postby mynamerocks » Mon Mar 15, 2021 1:52 pm

there was jet fuel in jfk’s hatless head
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Postby Tar Pit » Mon Mar 15, 2021 2:35 pm

Oswalt shot him first then secret service accidentally killed him
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:48 pm

Hey they released some more files!

Oswald did it!!
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:54 pm

honestly funny as hell that they released the CIA report on the imposter LHO they sent to Mexico City specifically so they could write a report about it
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Postby manvstrees » Thu Dec 16, 2021 3:04 pm

Tar Pit wrote:Oswalt shot him first then secret service accidentally killed him


o/
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 16, 2021 3:05 pm

if jackie had only done a better job of stuffing his brains back into his head.... just sayin' :?
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Dec 16, 2021 3:14 pm

Jackie is the reason?

JACKIE IS THE REASON





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Postby Tar Pit » Thu Dec 16, 2021 4:01 pm

manvstrees wrote:
Tar Pit wrote:Oswalt shot him first then secret service accidentally killed him


o/

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Postby wakeman » Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:51 pm

Was this in the Stone movie? Don’t think I knew this

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Postby Effective Alaska » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:00 pm

holy shit lol
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Postby big zorb » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:08 pm

just one of those things
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Postby Skerple » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:18 pm

jim koethe was found dead in his dallas apartment on september 21st, 1964, with a towel wrapped around his head. without evidence, police claimed he was assassinated by a gay lover with a karate chop to the throat. no arrests were made. the murder remains unsolved.
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Postby Skerple » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:19 pm

to be fair it sounds like the murder was partially solved though, it was a gay-love karate throat-chop
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Postby Skerple » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:20 pm

-based-assassination
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Postby big zorb » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:23 pm

it's funny that everyone around the assassination, subsequent assassination, and investigation who didn't go along with the warren commission died, and every time you bring up one of these people someone's like "well sure, it SOUNDS bad, but sometimes a guy just gets murdered" and then you bring up the next person who got suspiciously murdered and it's "well sure, it SOUNDS bad, but sometimes a guy just gets murdered"

how many people would have to be suspiciously murdered before some people would be caught admitting there might be a conspiracy, i'll never know. the power of tribal politics!
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Postby big zorb » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:23 pm

sure i concede a fatal gay karate chop SOUNDS unusual. but actually, that whole thing used to be pretty common.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:28 pm

I went to college with someone whose dad wrote a book about the Kennedy assassination and apparently the FBI harassed his family for years
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:17 pm

It's about time to get this off my conscience...I was that gay lover / karate chopper

We just started out having fun

He never told me he had a genetic condition affecting the cartilage in his neck

And now, I shall join my lover in death via self inflicted karate cho
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Postby witness protection gugger » Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:58 pm

It wasnt me. The karate belt doesn't fit.
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Postby wakeman » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:15 pm

Well, I stand up next to my gay lover (who's getting too close to finding out about Ruby's CIA payoff)
And I chop it down with him edge of my hand
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Postby zamboni » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:32 pm

there's a neck chop on the right
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Postby thegoodvin » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:26 pm

No one's mentioned Ruth Paine? There is NOTHING that connects Oswald to the assassination that doesn't first go directly through either Ruth Paine or Lee's Russian wife, Marina, who was living with Ruth at the time (Lee stayed over on weekends, and the one Thursday night before the assassination fwiw). I didn't know anything about her until I watched this documentary a few months ago. I found it coherent and well made (like the score and editing is good, which is rare for indie conspiracy docs). The trailer is pretty average though.

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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:42 pm

Those guys were actually the first victims of the Clinton Body Count.
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Postby thegoodvin » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:59 pm

The biggest don don for me was the difference between the assassination conspiracy and the warren commission coverup conspiracy. The assassins did what they did and LBJ could see the writing on the wall, that it was a coup designed to get the US into a hot war with the ussr. Everything Johnson's warren commission/fbi did post assassination, all the evidence they ignored in order to solely frame oswald was done to prevent ww3. Vietnam was the killers' consolation war.
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Postby Cronos » Thu Nov 24, 2022 9:48 pm

big zorb wrote:it's funny that everyone around the assassination, subsequent assassination, and investigation who didn't go along with the warren commission died, and every time you bring up one of these people someone's like "well sure, it SOUNDS bad, but sometimes a guy just gets murdered" and then you bring up the next person who got suspiciously murdered and it's "well sure, it SOUNDS bad, but sometimes a guy just gets murdered"

how many people would have to be suspiciously murdered before some people would be caught admitting there might be a conspiracy, i'll never know. the power of tribal politics!


Same thing with Ferguson.
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:28 am

thegoodvin wrote:The biggest don don for me was the difference between the assassination conspiracy and the warren commission coverup conspiracy. The assassins did what they did and LBJ could see the writing on the wall, that it was a coup designed to get the US into a hot war with the ussr. Everything Johnson's warren commission/fbi did post assassination, all the evidence they ignored in order to solely frame oswald was done to prevent ww3. Vietnam was the killers' consolation war.

That's a interesting take
Like use Oswald as a patsy so you can pin his motivation to the USSR and then blame them?
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Postby thegoodvin » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:52 am

Swelling Itching Brain wrote:
thegoodvin wrote:The biggest don don for me was the difference between the assassination conspiracy and the warren commission coverup conspiracy. The assassins did what they did and LBJ could see the writing on the wall, that it was a coup designed to get the US into a hot war with the ussr. Everything Johnson's warren commission/fbi did post assassination, all the evidence they ignored in order to solely frame oswald was done to prevent ww3. Vietnam was the killers' consolation war.

That's a interesting take
Like use Oswald as a patsy so you can pin his motivation to the USSR and then blame them?
I like it

yeah the thing oswald was trying to explain in the hallway before he was fucking murdered on television.
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Postby thegoodvin » Fri Nov 25, 2022 1:26 am

As an underachiever I identify a lot with Lee, I genuinely believe he was a dwight schrute type patsy who never fired a weapon in dallas that day. I love that there isnt a poll option to implicate the CIA without Oswald or one for the rightwing/military.
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