show me something you invented

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby kayke » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:00 am

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Postby Skerple » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:03 am

pablito wrote:cooly im gonna have a shark tank moment with you and ask you why is it called taco tape if its for burritos


seriously cooly you fucking moron what is wrong with you
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Postby kit fox » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:04 am

wait wait wait

burrito band aid

or is that gross sounding
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Postby tricksforchips » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:32 am

do movies count?
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:49 am

yes.
...ive said too much
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Postby incoherent grunting » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:07 am

If you put your shirt on upside-down and inside-out, it'll be correct.
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Postby pantsoclock » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:19 am

mudd wrote:


i knew a computer scientist with the surname hayrapetyan but the first name is wrong. wonder if they're still related.

i have about 6 hits on google patents but i'm going to refrain from posting them. two aren't granted yet, the others are pretty old.

m

I think her family is not particularly involved in computers, from our conversations.
Anyway, the patent is asinine. I wasn't even really involved in "inventing" the thing patented here. Several people more involved are not listed here because they happened to leave the company before the patent was filed for.
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Postby worrywort » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:24 am

clocktopus -- a clock with 8 hands instead of 2 or 3. not sure what they do yet.
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:04 am

chicken space wherein organisms are packed absurdly close together in an effort to foster conflict between them.
when we clip their beaks, they seem to be obliged to fight with their legs--which really really develops the structural
integrity of the chickens' leg bones.

i can never get ppl to understand that, like, you can develop all the muscle on a chicken you want--if you can't also produce
chicken bone that won't shatter under the jaws of your average consumer, then you're out of luck. you're just asking to have to
interact with a legal system.

we could centrifuge them maybe
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Postby aububs » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:16 am

v impressed by kayke's spitbrush
no buddy not really
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Postby aububs » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:17 am

I invented a sandwich

mackerel, pickels and mayo on bread

seems simple but nobody else has ever thought of it and it's delicious
no buddy not really
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Postby Spoons » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:16 am

everything already exists
bongo wrote:spoons pounds
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Postby Kenny » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:18 am

I invented Peanut Double Butter Toast

You make toast, then put butter on it, then put peanut butter on it

It's real good
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Postby mudd » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:55 am

pantsoclock wrote:Anyway, the patent is asinine. I wasn't even really involved in "inventing" the thing patented here. Several people more involved are not listed here because they happened to leave the company before the patent was filed for.


Oh yeah corporate patents are a shit show start to finish. In my case the company loves to keep ex-employees as inventors because then they don’t have to pay out a $1000 invention bonus.

I’m one of those ex-employees now with two or three patents still in process.

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Postby gallits » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:34 am

Kenny wrote:I invented Peanut Double Butter Toast

You make toast, then put butter on it, then put peanut butter on it

It's real good

As an english person I didn't realise you could have a sandwich without butter for a long while. I have never had a peanut butter sandwich without regular butter and honestly it sounds shit.
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:36 am

aububs wrote:I invented a sandwich

mackerel, pickels and mayo on bread

seems simple but nobody else has ever thought of it and it's delicious


mackerel is so stinky !!
...ive said too much
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:37 am

kayke wrote:Image
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i was very here for this until the spit part :oops:
...ive said too much
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Postby Kenny » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:38 am

gallits wrote:
Kenny wrote:I invented Peanut Double Butter Toast

You make toast, then put butter on it, then put peanut butter on it

It's real good

As an english person I didn't realise you could have a sandwich without butter for a long while. I have never had a peanut butter sandwich without regular butter and honestly it sounds shit.

Maybe, but did you ever.... toast that bread too???
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Postby aububs » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:45 am

galactagogue wrote:
aububs wrote:I invented a sandwich

mackerel, pickels and mayo on bread

seems simple but nobody else has ever thought of it and it's delicious


mackerel is so stinky !!


mmm love that mackerel stank

I'd eat mackerel every day if I could
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:47 am

I invented the pop tart ice cream sandwich and then a couple of months after posting about it here, Carl's Jr starts selling one. Not going to post any more of my inventions for you idea thieves to steal.
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Postby tricksforchips » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:07 am

galactagogue wrote:yes.

Well then I've made 3 feature films (2 fiction, 1 doc).

Found


A


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Postby important dentist » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:37 am

tricksforchips wrote:do movies count?

my brothers independently came up with the premises of "shoot em up," "the other guys," and one other actual hollywood movie that i can't remember before they came out. not sure if that counts

edit: it was "boss baby," that was the other one
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Postby Bananas & Root Beer » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:12 am

This bag inspired by a throwaway line from the simpsons will be my legacy.

(https://www.etsy.com/shop/maltshopper :oops: )

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Postby gallits » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:16 am

Kenny wrote:
gallits wrote:
Kenny wrote:I invented Peanut Double Butter Toast

You make toast, then put butter on it, then put peanut butter on it

It's real good

As an english person I didn't realise you could have a sandwich without butter for a long while. I have never had a peanut butter sandwich without regular butter and honestly it sounds shit.

Maybe, but did you ever.... toast that bread too???

yes obviously. I think you can still claim it as an invention because I was never under the impression I had expanded any possibilities
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Postby pablito » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:26 am

Ooh i forgot this invention I did on the door to my house
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Postby pantsoclock » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:47 pm

that's the best invention in this thread so far, I gotta say.
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Postby pablito » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:52 pm

Thank you pantsoclock, i agree.
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Postby Bartatua » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:54 pm

the clouch

it's a set of stairs but couches, and you can walk up it or sit on it
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby goofjan » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:01 pm

in 5th grade I invented something called Cool Pillow- I cut open a pillow and put an ice pack inside. but I didn't stuff the ice pack in far enough and when I demonstrated it to the class I hit my head on the ice pack. Cool Pillow.
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Postby pablito » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:02 pm

can you guide me through the name "clouch"? "stairs" doesn't have an L in it, is all. love the idea!
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