So Dr Mario is about

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby Chyet » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:44 pm

a doctor that constantly throws pills at you until you can't manage and its game over
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Postby screaming emphysema » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:45 pm

Yes
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:45 pm

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Postby Chyet » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:49 pm

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Postby my piano » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:05 am

its actually satire aimed at big pharma, mario is all about natural healing and transcendentalism
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:08 am

I think it was mostly about Tetris selling millions of copies
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Postby Chyet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:10 am

all the major mascots had a good puzzler

Dr robotnik's mean (bean?) machine
I also stan for Columns
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Postby fuckyoudad » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:23 am

Yoshis Cookie and Wario Woods were some decent head to head action
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Chyet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:26 am

Yoshi's Cookie ripped. never played Wario Woods but its available on virtual console
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:27 am

you have to kill the viruses. tetris is about clearing rows
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Postby my piano » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:28 am

its weird how there's so many match-3 clones that have worked but no tetris clones even though its like infinitely better
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:38 am

They took his medical license for getting kickbacks from Pfizer.
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:44 am

Mario: Pro-vaccination
Wario: Anti-vaccination
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Postby No Good Advice » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:49 am

neuartillery wrote:Mario: Pro-vaccination
Wario: Anti-vaccination


In Dr. Mario 64, Mad Scienstein robs Dr. Mario's Megavitamins and sets off to deliver them to his master, Rudy. Dr. Mario, as well as Wario, who wants to sell the Megavitamins for money, follow the two.
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Postby milknight » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:54 am

dr mario is way harder than tetris. i need pokemon puzzle league for switch STAT
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:18 am

i have to think about this
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:21 am

also another question, is dr. mario THE mario, but he has a job as a doctor, or is he a separate mario entirely

keep in mind you can play as him and/or mario in smash
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Postby Cone » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:43 am

Dr. Mario and Mario are two entirely different individuals
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:45 am

can you get a PhD in plumbing
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:53 am

Beautiful Jugdish wrote:also another question, is dr. mario THE mario, but he has a job as a doctor, or is he a separate mario entirely

keep in mind you can play as him and/or mario in smash


Is Dr. Mario the father or son of Mario?

If he’s the father of Mario, is Mario a disappointment?
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:55 am

ok i need more information on dr. mario's back story
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Postby Chyet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:10 am

I bet dr mario and mario golf together
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Postby dan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:15 am

Physical description

Dr. Mario is a fair-skinned man with brown hair and a brown, ragged mustache, similar to his normal self. Dr. Mario also wears brown work shoes like his normal self, but he dons a doctor's regular form of attire: white pants, a white collared shirt, a red tie, and a white coat, as well as a stethoscope. Despite this, Dr. Mario's design has undergone several changes throughout his history.

In his first self-titled game, Dr. Mario lacks a tie, his shirt is a darker color, and his hair is distinctly lighter than Mario's. In Dr. Mario 64, Dr. Mario's hair is closer to Mario's in color (though still a lighter shade of brown), while he now wears his signature tie. From Dr. Mario Online Rx onwards, Dr. Mario's design remains the same. Within the Super Smash Bros. series, Dr. Mario's appearance also evolves. In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Dr. Mario has auburn hair and a tanned complexion, reflecting his then-recent appearance in Dr. Mario 64, as well as Mario's appearance in Mario Kart 64. Dr. Mario's hair and clothing have more realistic details, while his pants' color is changed altogether. In Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U, Dr. Mario's hair is brown like Mario's, while his overall design is more vibrant and cartoonish; however, he retains his unique gray pants. In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Dr. Mario gains a subdued color scheme, while his hair and clothing regain some simple detailing.

Dr. Mario has eight selectable costumes in the Super Smash Bros. series, including his default appearance. Dr. Mario's first alternate costume consists of a green shirt, lime green tie, red coat, light gray gloves, and gray shoes, which is the attire worn by modern nurses. Dr. Mario's second alternate costume consists of a blue shirt and gray gloves, as well as a dark blue tie, which is the attire worn by modern doctors. Dr. Mario's third alternate costume consists of green gloves, shirt, tie, and coat, resembling what modern surgeons wear. Dr. Mario's fourth alternate costume consists of fully black attire, save for the red tie, nicknamed the "Unlicensed Doctor." Dr. Mario's fifth costume consists of a yellow coat, green shirt, dark green tie, and gray gloves, borrowing some elements from his red costume. Dr. Mario's sixth alternate costume consists of a purple coat, maroon gloves, orange shirt, and red tie, having no specific inspiration. Lastly, Dr. Mario's seventh alternate costume consists of purple shoes, a pink coat, lavender shirt, and teal tie, being inspired by Nurse Toadstool's colors.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:41 am

a description of his wardrobe does not constitute a backstory
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Postby Chester Minute » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:47 am

dr mario is pronounced Marry-O whereas his twin brother - a lowly plumber - is pronounced Maury-O
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:50 am

doctors are just body plumbers
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Postby No Good Advice » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:51 am

This certainly makes it sound like Mario didn't have enough to do as a plumber and hero and decided to get a licence in medicine as well:

“Hi everybody! I'm Mario. How's it going? Over the last few years, I've been involved in some pretty wild adventures. Now, believe it or not, I work in the virus research lab at the Mushroom Kingdom Hospital. Today I'm about to begin my research as usual.”
—Dr. Mario, Dr. Mario NES manual, p. 3
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Postby hologram » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:08 pm

Mario has too many jobs and still finds time to party
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