Old guys do the weirdest shit in the gym

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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:39 am

Like all the invented exercises that look insanely dangerous, loud breathing exercises in the sauna that mimic panic attacks, giving advice to young people who don't want it
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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:41 am

This dude today did a serious of exercises that not only have minimal physiological benefit but will soon result in one of his limbs being torn off
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:43 am

In general people that don't know what they're doing assume everything painful earns merit the universe will repay.
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Postby sympathy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:09 am

full body swinging curls 3x8
6 inch rack pull 5x1
Assisted pull up wiggle to failure
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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:13 am

Yes
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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:13 am

Using machines but definitely NOT the way the manufacturer intended
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Postby Gibson Rickenbacker » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:45 am

Cardio: 10 min walk treadmil in slacks, shirt and, runners.
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Postby orenji » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:50 am

sympathy wrote:full body swinging curls 3x8
6 inch rack pull 5x1


Both of those work well if done heavy.
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Postby Casimir » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:50 am

I’ve walked into the locker room only to find an old naked man eating a cartoonishly large hoagie, cellophane hanging off the bottom half which was resting on his substantial gut.
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Postby milano boy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:06 am

Pretty self indulgent to make a thread about yourself
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:08 am

i like the ones who read the newspaper on machines you wanna use for 5 minutes between sets
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:16 am

There's this one old guy at the place I go to who just kinda hangs around this one particular piece of equipment and only occasionally actually uses it. He mostly just paces about it and shouts (he has no "inside voice"; his regular conversational tone is what passes as shouting for most people) at various gym patrons. It's especially weird because he's clearly in decent shape, but I rarely see him work out.
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:16 am

youngs are more annoying and moronic than olds
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:19 am

Whenever I see anyone wildly flailing about I assume they're doing some CrossFit bullshit.
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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:49 am

milano boy wrote:Pretty self indulgent to make a thread about yourself


I am old but not yet in this bracket
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Postby Debbie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:49 am

The youngs just stand around talking a bunch social hour
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:50 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:Whenever I see anyone wildly flailing about I assume they're doing some CrossFit bullshit.

don't knock screaming and throwing weights on the floor until you've tried it!
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby Merciel » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:43 am

Jeremy wrote:In general people that don't know what they're doing assume everything painful earns merit the universe will repay.


future posts you will remember
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Postby Merciel » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:44 am

Anyway I only do barre and the elliptical machine so I never encounter any old guys (except the Santa Claus-looking dude in his 70s who was in my barre class one time) but SVC always has bizarre stories about the stuff they do in the weight room.
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Postby Science » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:59 am

And why do they all smell like onions?
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Postby Celiac » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:03 am

I like the old folks who strap their feet to the pull up bar and just kind of hang there for a while and everyone in the gym keeps glancing over out of the corner of their eye wondering at what point intervention is appropriate
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Postby odilon redon » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:03 am

it’s just like, get out of my way dinosaurs!
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Postby odilon redon » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:05 am

Celiac wrote:I like the old folks who strap their feet to the pull up bar and just kind of hang there for a while and everyone in the gym keeps glancing over out of the corner of their eye wondering at what point intervention is appropriate


whaaat i’ve never encountered this. is this because of richard here in american gigolo
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Postby Celiac » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:15 am

I should clarify I think everyone is too old to do that but I’ve seen probably 55+ doing it and I don’t like it
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:36 am

Denise wrote:This dude today did a serious of exercises that not only have minimal physiological benefit but will soon result in one of his limbs being torn off

A serious of exercises? Wow, grammar much?????
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Postby tiger » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:06 am

Merciel wrote:
Jeremy wrote:In general people that don't know what they're doing assume everything painful earns merit the universe will repay.


future posts you will remember


i was thinking the same

i like the way the rowing erg seems to mystify everyone of any age. to be fair, it takes a good while to get right.
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Postby Avalanche Lily » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:25 pm

Why do so many old dudes just hang out on the mat and do leg spreads and slowmo air-fucks.
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Postby virile » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:27 pm

oh you guys don't execute the elderly over there huh
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