there was a big mouse lumbering around our apartment

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby VHGisdead » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:22 pm

before we left for Thanksgiving. We didn't successfully trap it.

We got back yesterday and now there are a bunch of tiny mice running around
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Postby milano boy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:23 pm

eukaryotic cell division is wild
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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:32 pm

these things simply don't give a fuck about our presence
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Postby Jeremy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:34 pm

Do you have a vacuum cleaner?
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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:37 pm

yes but it's currently set to "flea" and the mouse attachment is locked under the credenza
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Postby kayke » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:04 pm

have you considered inheriting a magical nutcracker that can come to life on christmas eve to fight the rat king and his army?
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Postby fuckles » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm

sounds like the big mouse was pregernt
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Postby swan » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:10 pm

The apartment is theirs now sorry, you’ll have to find a new place
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Postby i am rich » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:11 pm

i was also thinking pregernt
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Postby cooly » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:13 pm

sounds pretty cute tbh
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Postby theta » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:32 pm

teach the mouse to drive
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I don't think I understand you tbh
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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:36 pm

oh they're driving already

driving us crazy!!
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:38 pm

Jeremy wrote:Do you have a vacuum cleaner?


loozah
make it mild
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Postby acidity regulator » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:40 pm

swan wrote:The apartment is theirs now sorry, you’ll have to find a new place

yeah legally you're fucked.....and this thread is evidence
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:42 pm

cooly wrote:sounds pretty cute tbh
make it mild
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Postby quilty » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:54 pm

big mouse,
la da da doe, da da
big mouse,
la da da da

the big mouse strikes again,
and i've got more mice,
all over my place,
time to clean this space
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:55 pm

time to get a cat
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby VHGisdead » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:05 am

she's very allergic to cats but I'm willing to make that sacrifice
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Postby shark week » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:07 am

i think you need a hawk
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Postby VHGisdead » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:08 am

I didn't see any for like two hours and then bam one came right at me in the the doorway and I jumped

so yeah pretty cute
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Postby Brouhaha » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:12 am

I'd like to buy the film rights to this
make it mild
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Postby dusky » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:14 am

chew up a bunch of newspaper and lint for a nest and just make yourself at home with them
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Postby joe » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:14 am

VHGisdead wrote:yes but it's currently set to "flea" and the mouse attachment is locked under the credenza


this was a weird post to read out of context
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Postby dusky » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:14 am

take a crap in a couple drawers
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Postby Brouhaha » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:27 am

dusky wrote:take a crap in a couple drawers

solves 90% of problems
make it mild
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Postby Stuntman » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:42 am

Befriend the mouse.
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