RIP Garfield

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby virile » Sat May 23, 2020 4:41 pm

Grendel wrote:
virile wrote:the one here opened in march oops


Wait there is a location in London as well? It seems to me that the best place for a novelty restaurant in Ontario is Clifton Hills in Niagara Falls yeah?


they opened up in a former little caesars on richmond row they might do alright with university bar crowds if that stuff ever happens again
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Postby Annie May » Sat May 23, 2020 4:49 pm

Garf
hamberders & covfefe
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat May 23, 2020 4:50 pm

and the World According to him
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby Buddy Glass » Sat May 23, 2020 5:14 pm

This thread is deeply upsetting
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby Getbetter » Sat May 23, 2020 5:20 pm

What a cringeful promotion
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Postby Grendel » Sat May 23, 2020 5:35 pm

virile wrote:
Grendel wrote:
virile wrote:the one here opened in march oops


Wait there is a location in London as well? It seems to me that the best place for a novelty restaurant in Ontario is Clifton Hills in Niagara Falls yeah?


they opened up in a former little caesars on richmond row they might do alright with university bar crowds if that stuff ever happens again


The Lil' Caesars by Jacks? One of the things I miss most most about London is going to Stobey's for a King Slice! You can get donairs in Edmonton which is great but the pizza here is shit. I get Manakeesh instead (Lebanese Pizza).
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat May 23, 2020 5:41 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:


Should have opted for Garfield pulling his tail through his legs on this one.
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Postby Grendel » Sat May 23, 2020 5:42 pm

That tail looks like it belongs to a model Brontosaurus skeleton.
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Postby Grendel » Sat May 23, 2020 5:44 pm

Without looking it up I feel like there is a greater than 75% chance that the idiot who runs this place is from Toronto but went to Western for university.
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Postby virile » Sat May 23, 2020 6:09 pm

Grendel wrote:
virile wrote:
Grendel wrote:
virile wrote:the one here opened in march oops


Wait there is a location in London as well? It seems to me that the best place for a novelty restaurant in Ontario is Clifton Hills in Niagara Falls yeah?


they opened up in a former little caesars on richmond row they might do alright with university bar crowds if that stuff ever happens again


The Lil' Caesars by Jacks? One of the things I miss most most about London is going to Stobey's for a King Slice! You can get donairs in Edmonton which is great but the pizza here is shit. I get Manakeesh instead (Lebanese Pizza).


yep that's the one.
i used to work at stobie's for a minute :D
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 7:10 pm


#weirdnight
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Postby Tai-Pan » Sat May 23, 2020 7:31 pm

can a board historian post the garfield revision panel?
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 7:48 pm

Not the Sufjan we need but the Sufjan we deserve
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 7:51 pm

"I made a pizza and a dark chocolate out of your face, now people can crave you, eat you, and digest you"
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Postby Franco » Sat May 23, 2020 7:56 pm

I keep waiting to see one IG that is not genius-level marketing
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Postby Tai-Pan » Sat May 23, 2020 8:05 pm

how is this not clickhole?
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 8:08 pm



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Postby Tai-Pan » Sat May 23, 2020 8:12 pm

its no longer appropriate to suggest we are one similar species. we gotta start the lines of demarcation. let nathen be the first.
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Postby virile » Sat May 23, 2020 8:31 pm

hey look it's just nice to finally have a nathen we can all love and respect for once
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 8:38 pm


#weirdnight
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Postby Tai-Pan » Sat May 23, 2020 8:39 pm

virile wrote:hey look it's just nice to finally have a nathen we can all love and respect for once


garfield IS conductor
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 8:44 pm


#weirdnight
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Postby Lil Gugger » Sat May 23, 2020 9:02 pm

dbl
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Postby Lil Gugger » Sat May 23, 2020 9:03 pm

I think nathen should embrace his instincts and just 100% drop Garfield from the franchise image and use himself instead.

FourLegsGood wrote:


This product already looks remarkably like him, just needs some of whatever that is on the dough left blank in the middle to communicate his soulless eyes.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 9:10 pm

I think Garf's a good foil for Nathen but even before Garfield Eats he was giving inspirational tech talks with wisdom like this
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Postby trouble » Sat May 23, 2020 9:12 pm

if GarfieldEats we all eat
Now exclusively in Bland Mode.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 9:17 pm

YOU can buy the Garfield mask for just $25
https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-mouth-mask/
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Postby john plainman 666 » Sat May 23, 2020 9:21 pm

LaAbeja wrote:This is fucked up
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Sat May 23, 2020 9:29 pm

does this guy use machine learning to write all his garfield "jokes"
WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby trouble » Sat May 23, 2020 9:29 pm

you get your own girl
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