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covid infection status update

infected pre-omicron (before late Nov 2021)
16
5%
infected omicron era
147
43%
infected more than once
20
6%
never infected to my knowledge
158
46%
 
Total votes : 341

Postby i am rich » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:11 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:13 pm

bigcat wrote:get ready for a disaster https://www.covidtests.gov


hell yeah baby I want the swabs
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Postby screaming emphysema » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:18 pm

Can’t wait to receive those in June
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:19 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:
bigcat wrote:get ready for a disaster https://www.covidtests.gov


hell yeah baby I want the swabs


they're gonna roll out the hardest captcha of all time for this site to protect the swabs
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:20 pm

four tests per household? lol
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:21 pm

that site is going to just... not work for like two weeks
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:22 pm

have they said yet whether or not these tests will be distributed and administered on chain
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Postby swamp angel » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:23 pm

you have my address already.

don't ask, just bring.
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:24 pm

covidtests.goof
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Postby Organ Freehang » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:25 pm

by the time these arrive just assume everyone already has COVID
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:27 pm

no signup, no bullshit, just click to test
I call it politricks.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:29 pm

Wanna bet in the address screen you still have to scroll through a list of all the countries to get to United States
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:29 pm

you won't last 5 minutes
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:32 pm

i signed up for one of them biden COVID tests and they just sent me a scantron and a damn number 2 pencil!
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:34 pm

The IRS sent out Trump and Biden form letters along with the relief checks so the government has my fucking address already, thanks.
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Postby bigcat » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:41 pm

light rail coyote wrote:i signed up for one of them biden COVID tests and they just sent me a scantron and a damn number 2 pencil!


Irl lol
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:53 pm

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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:55 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:four tests per household? lol

Yeah, this is great. 1 test each for 4/5ths of my family members!
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:58 pm

have you considered 4/5ths of a test for each family member? seems like a better method to ensure test equity imho
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:01 pm

better yet
4 swabs for 10 nostrils... each swab goes in 5 random nostrils,
then plot the data and crunch the numbers
should be fine
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:02 pm

finally, being a single loser begins to pay off
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:03 pm

wait is it just 4 tests like...one time?
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Postby farmer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

yes
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day
every day it is time for us to agree
that there are 4 tests available to us, to slow this thing down
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Postby darling sweetheart honey baby » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

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Postby hbb » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:06 pm

Once again, I’m being punished for doing the responsible thing (having tons of kids)
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:06 pm

fucking lol
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Postby Stagehands » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:10 pm

Sounds good to me, 2 tests per nostril
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:12 pm

light rail coyote wrote:finally, being a single loser begins to pay off


yeah I'm fucking rolling in swabs
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:12 pm

FOUR OF THEM
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