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Postby easy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:53 pm

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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:55 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:four tests per household? lol

Yeah, this is great. 1 test each for 4/5ths of my family members!
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:58 pm

have you considered 4/5ths of a test for each family member? seems like a better method to ensure test equity imho
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:01 pm

better yet
4 swabs for 10 nostrils... each swab goes in 5 random nostrils,
then plot the data and crunch the numbers
should be fine
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:02 pm

finally, being a single loser begins to pay off
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:03 pm

wait is it just 4 tests like...one time?
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Postby farmer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

yes
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day
every day it is time for us to agree
that there are 4 tests available to us, to slow this thing down
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Postby The Protoplasm Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:05 pm

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Postby hbb » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:06 pm

Once again, I’m being punished for doing the responsible thing (having tons of kids)
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:06 pm

fucking lol
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Postby Stagehands » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:10 pm

Sounds good to me, 2 tests per nostril
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:12 pm

light rail coyote wrote:finally, being a single loser begins to pay off


yeah I'm fucking rolling in swabs
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:12 pm

FOUR OF THEM
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Postby fester » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:12 pm

my wife had to go in to the office for a couple hours this morning. they've been ordered to telework but she does payroll and has to print checks there. anyway there were like 5 other people there, and when she got home she found the wife of one of those people posted on facebook asking if anyone had any spare tests. :x

after all this effort to keep my kid from bringing it home from school we're just going to get it from my wife's stupid coworker whose family has all had covid once or twice already
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Postby Barthes Starr » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:13 pm

the four swab bastard
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Postby broodstar » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:13 pm

even if you're single that's only gonna last you four fucks
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Postby hbb » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:13 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:
light rail coyote wrote:finally, being a single loser begins to pay off


yeah I'm fucking rolling in swabs


And vice versa
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:17 pm

i wish i could laugh more at how incredibly busted this stupid fucking country is lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:19 pm

broodstar wrote:even if you're single that's only gonna last you four fucks


four whats now
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:20 pm

though tbf when I get my 4 swabs I'm headed straight 2 the strip club
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:30 pm

When Canada totally botched their take-home COVID test roll out they said that you need to take two tests 24 hours apart from each other if you're feeling symptoms, so basically these packs contain two tests if you any semblance of accuracy.

I'm sure the CDC is gonna start recommending that you share swabs any day now.
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:33 pm

if you go to the CDC's official page about masks this is somehow still one of the first things you see

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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:39 pm

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Postby cartola » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:43 pm

im using these tests as barter during the collaspe
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:45 pm

easy wrote:if you go to the CDC's official page about masks this is somehow still one of the first things you see

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thank god the adults are in charge again
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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:47 pm

delgriffith wrote:i wish i could laugh more at how incredibly busted this stupid fucking country is lol

Love it or leave it, shit for brains!!
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Postby shark week » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:47 pm

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where are we driving?

3-4 times a day makes it seem like i'm a chauffeur
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Postby grammatron » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:49 pm

Yeah welcome to my life. #dadstaxiservice
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Postby fester » Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:52 pm

Dr Oz is selling dick pills called "Cialix"?
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