Alcohol fucking sucks

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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:53 am

Been taking it hella easy on the weekdays. Got absolutely blasted last night, blacked out at 830 and just woke up wide awake with cotton mouth and a headache. I'm done with this shit
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:53 am

Truly the worst substance. I'm a caffeine boy from here on out.
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:55 am

I had some vivid ass dreams tho despite being plastered. Phoebe Bridgers "Kyoto" covered by Wilco. It was pretty good.
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:56 am

Have a good weekend hipinion dont waste it all on stupid alcohol
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:03 am

yeah, I've resolved to only drink once a month and today on this very hungover morning the only sensible position is that alcohol fucking sucks
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:05 am

I actually threw up yesterday after being handed a tequila shot but I managed to get it all in the toilet and then I kept drinking b/c what was I supposed to do, stop at that point?
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:10 am

Oof tequila is the worst. My poison was Smirnoff vodka and orange juice. Crushed a whole bottle then drank about six white claws
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:19 am

I've probably made this post a bunch of times but perhaps wine drunk is the only good drunk. love that gentle, woozy feeling where you're convinced you're the funniest, handsomest and most charming person in the room.

Wikipedia tells me that White Claw is... alcoholic water?
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:20 am

Yeah wine buzz is great especially with a good meal and bae

Yeah white Claw is like alcoholic sparkling water. What part of Britain are you from mate
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:25 am

I grew up in this town and I'm linking to it again b/c I like how it's not a noteworthy place but I've now shared it w/ the board more than once

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsham

tomorrow is a new day and I will not have a hangover at all
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:00 am

Cheers
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:33 am

It rules if you can limit yourself to a few drinks.
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:34 am

Easier said than done though
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:53 am

I've been doing that successfully during the week because I'm so exhausted from work and the gym and I crush melatonin. But on the weekends left to my own devices it's impossible bro
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:14 am

how about you though, LV. where did you grow up, how much do you tip and are you circumcised
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:18 am

I grew up in Garland, TX a suburb of Dallas. I tip generously typically between 30-35%. I am circumcised and about 6.25" hard
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:22 am

Why am I so generous in tipping? Well friend it's because I worked in the service industry for a very long time. It is a brutal place.
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:23 am

What kind of dick are you working with Stewart?
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:25 am

Can I call you Stewie
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:28 am

I am unfortunately working w/ a phimosis dick and due to the brutal cuts (awful pun unintentional) the Conservative Party have made to our health system I haven't heard back from the urologist for two months and may be for some time. Stewie is fine
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Postby Actor J Priestley » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:33 am

It's so so bad the problem is that for a very brief window it's so so good

I only drank one night since Jan 1

I took an edible last night and even that left me way groggier today
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Postby LocustValley4 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:33 am

That sucks bro if I could lend my dick to a another dude I'd do it . You got a girl?
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:41 am

i wish i had discovered whiskey waters in college

feel pretty good after slamming some whiskey and water

sugar and alcohol is where you die
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Postby Actor J Priestley » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:51 am

Or just alcohol
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Postby Locke » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:58 am

yeah this shit, uh, stoinks? certainly does not slam.
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Postby Locke » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:59 am

Image
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Postby funkfunkfunk » Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:01 am

Counterpoint: alcohol slaps, our relationship with alcohol stinks.
jockesh or jakesh in farsi means pimp and unlike american in farsi pimp is a big insult and commonly applied to scoundrels and bad people like bush jr and i dont know of a word for actual jocks i dont think its a thing in iran but also anyway i wanted to say i believe in nothing
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Postby Actor J Priestley » Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:02 am

funkfunkfunk wrote:Counterpoint: alcohol slaps, our relationship with alcohol stinks.


I think the alcohol demands that relationship
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Postby Stewart Stewart » Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:29 am

Locke wrote:Image


this tight little dude walked right past my house once, he's honestly so fucking sick
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Postby KennyLML » Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:31 am

I like alcohol
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