NBA 2016-17 Offseason: 11% Mindset

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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Come around
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:30 pm

Survey of Team Fandom
An Incomplete List of Boarders and the NBA Teams They Are Fans Of
Last update November 1st 2016

Not on this list? Do you want to be? Let me know - post your team in the thread or PM me!

EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic
Boston Celtics: Rumours, nakedlunch, Jugdish, buriedinspace, lordofdiapers, kid pretentious, ecto, WAC, whatabout tim
Brooklyn Nets: swish chalet
New York Knicks: mcwop23, landspeedrecord, jon, dog liver, larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2, kid_chameleon
Philadelphia 76ers: chandler, Spoilt Victorian Child, emotional fascism, mug
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, Aeris Hilton

Central
Chicago Bulls: sleigh, mouthful of sores, s/ns, nefarious, brentmoney, Kuboaa, grayfox, stacks, tex porneau, trouble, deebster
Cleveland Cavaliers: Marcus Halberstram, charm school, Ankh, ernie
Detroit Pistons: pootis, murray st., unpredictable landlord, shirts optional, plashy
Indiana Pacers:
Milwaukee Bucks: dcm, 5% Tint, douchechill, Lucky, splasm, adamtrask, goldmatt

Southeast
Atlanta Hawks: freeform, epistrophy, iwillneverpost
Charlotte Hornets: Bernie, feral
Miami Heat: Asian Santa Baby
Orlando Magic: Eyeball Kid, G_S, midnite cobra, itsmecraig, DisposableGriot, Primary, the_village
Washington Wizards: shankly, shame dawg, surly, Snatch, Hugh, separator

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Southwest
Dallas Mavericks: good pups, pissydan
Houston Rockets: dreamshake
Memphis Grizzlies: Durham
New Orleans Pelicans: iambic
San Antonio Spurs: scurrydog, Brouhaha, full of fire, watt, wintergreen, KPH, aeroplane

Northwest
Denver Nuggets: IRZ
Minnesota Timberwolves: Milquetoaster Strudels, uncledoj, boddy, hash driveway, bruceagain, Big Oil
Oklahoma City Thunder: Thalidomide
Portland Trail Blazers: blake, hey look, delgriffith, unome, smartphone, hbb
Utah Jazz:

Pacific
Golden State Warriors: Potential Boarder, manunder
Los Angeles Clippers: milknight, tonybricker, jumper, Wilderness
Los Angeles Lakers: sako, rushofwings, Spotlight Kid, fury, Phils pecker, jumper, Amblin
Phoenix Suns: thrasher
Sacramento Kings:

THE NBA DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE
Atlantic
Maine Red Claws: Gnarls
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Postby Geoff » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:30 pm

Hey Del
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:31 pm

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TEAM   O/U WINS
Atlanta Hawks   43.5
Boston Celtics   51.5
Brooklyn Nets   20.5
Charlotte Hornets   39.5
Chicago Bulls   38.5
Cleveland Cavaliers   56.5
Dallas Mavericks   39.5
Denver Nuggets   34.5
Detroit Pistons   45.5
Golden State Warriors   66.5
Houston Rockets   41.5
Indiana Pacers   43.5
Los Angeles Clippers   53.5
Los Angeles Lakers   24.5
Memphis Grizzlies   43.5
Miami Heat   36.5
Milwaukee Bucks   39.5
Minnesota Timberwolves   41.5
New Orleans Pelicans   36.5
New York Knicks   38.5
Oklahoma City Thunder   45.5
Orlando Magic   36.5
Philadelphia 76ers   27.5
Phoenix Suns   26.5
Portland Trail Blazers   46.5
Sacramento Kings   32.5
San Antonio Spurs   56.5
Toronto Raptors   49.5
Utah Jazz   47.5
Washington Wizards   42.5
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:32 pm

You're just gonna leave in the middle of the season!
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:34 pm

I never leave. I'm always in the wind.
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Postby thrasher » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:45 pm

those are last year's odds right?
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:46 pm

thrasher, I'm rusty. Please excuse me while I edit the post.
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Postby speakers » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:47 pm

del did you hear the latest on t rob
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Postby pissydan » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:48 pm

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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:49 pm

Joining Metta World Peace on the Lakers? I wish T-Rob the best!
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Postby speakers » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:49 pm

Mozgov, The Chairman, World Peace, t rob. The lakers are going to be... interesting.
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Postby Lucky » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:20 pm

best NBA thread first post

39.5? pfft, did Vegas forget about THON?
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Postby big zorb » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:21 pm

Knicks gonna shock the world this year
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Postby Lucky » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:24 pm

Don't think they'll be quite that bad!
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Postby Marx & Engels » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:24 pm

Less than 13 wins per alpha...that math doesn't check out for the Bulls I'm afraid
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:26 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 wrote:Knicks gonna shock the world this year

Gonna be Brandon Jennings Time after Rose gets hurt again/goes to prison.
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Postby milknight » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:28 pm

lets do this
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:29 pm

Remember when I reverse jinxed Austin Rivers to greatness? He should cut me a check.
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Postby Bernie » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:35 pm

All I want this season is to see MKG play more than 70 games. I don't think anyone has high hopes for the Hornets and everyone seems to be writing them off.
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Postby Lucky » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:49 pm

Even after last season? Distinctly remember posting Bill Simm's thoughts on them here around a year ago and also mocking their 3pt shooting :oops:
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Postby KPH » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:50 pm

Anyone have some hoops podcast recommendations? I've been looking for something less whatever TBJ is now, more stats-oriented a la what Effectively Wild does for baseball.
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Postby KPH » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:50 pm

(Go Spurs Go)
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Postby Lucky » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:55 pm

I'll be happy with gradual progress this season. 3 All-stars, 50 wins, Thon ROTY and taking the Cavs to 7 in the East finals will do just fine
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Postby Bernie » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:56 pm

Lucky wrote:Even after last season? Distinctly remember posting Bill Simm's thoughts on them here around a year ago and also mocking their 3pt shooting :oops:


The Simmons thing really pissed me off. It felt really good to see them prove that idiot wrong.
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Postby flimsy » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:03 pm

KPH wrote:Anyone have some hoops podcast recommendations? I've been looking for something less whatever TBJ is now, more stats-oriented a la what Effectively Wild does for baseball.


Truehoop podcast is good though Ethan gets annoying and his radio Ethan character is like Paul Rust doing new rules but not funny. And Lowe Post
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Postby wario lopez » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:07 pm

speakers wrote:Mozgov, The Chairman, World Peace, t rob. The lakers are going to be... interesting.

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Postby wario lopez » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:12 pm

KPH wrote:Anyone have some hoops podcast recommendations? I've been looking for something less whatever TBJ is now, more stats-oriented a la what Effectively Wild does for baseball.


dunc'd on - they only talk basketball, are pretty humorless, and are really informed when it comes to cap space discussion and advanced stats. truehoop has recently become mostly a podcast about the tv show power unless kevin pelton or kevin arnovitz are on. as someone who grew up being overexposed to jim rome, i think radio ethan is pretty hilarious.
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Postby Lucky » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:45 pm

man i barely keep up with the b dog and lowe
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Postby Pashmina » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:48 pm

i really cant wait for this season after the way the pistons looked to end last year

top six guys players are arguably all on the upswing. only real exception is marcus morris, but he had his best year last year
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Postby chandler » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:26 pm

Middleton with a torn hamstring. Sad!
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