wife's going to paris with her sister for a week tomorrow.
i've been on the wagon for a bit to shed a few lbs for bike racing, but i have a feeling that's gonna be over as soon as i pick the kid up at 4 tomorrow.
brittle wrote:he still asks me for a beer every time i open the first one of the evening.
Kermit is convinced that coffee must be the finest and most delicious drink on Earth and is constantly bugging me to try some, pretending like he's drinking it, talking about how good it is, etc.
It's funny because I remember having that same belief as a kid, on account of my dad having basically the same relationship to coffee that I do.
brittle wrote:he still asks me for a beer every time i open the first one of the evening.
Kermit is convinced that coffee must be the finest and most delicious drink on Earth and is constantly bugging me to try some, pretending like he's drinking it, talking about how good it is, etc.
It's funny because I remember having that same belief as a kid, on account of my dad having basically the same relationship to coffee that I do.
Yeah, l when ittlebrittle doesn't like dinner he just mixes everything up into his milk and says, "I'm making coffee" then he drinks it and says 'mmm'
...while the wife and I try and hide the horrified amusement on our faces.
i offered my son some beer two nights ago and he got real freaked out
when he was 2 one night i really went at it and the next morning had to wake up with him at like 5 or whatever, i went to make coffee and while doing so he drank from the last beer of the night and two seconds later barfed all over
Chester Minute wrote:i offered my son some beer two nights ago and he got real freaked out
when he was 2 one night i really went at it and the next morning had to wake up with him at like 5 or whatever, i went to make coffee and while doing so he drank from the last beer of the night and two seconds later barfed all over
the Mrs had a tequila grapefruit on the coffee table a few months ago and I caught the dude taking a reeeaaal strong pull when she went to the bathroom.
I half expected him to pass out, but he just solidered on like normal for the rest of the evening.
Snitch is out of town for work so I paid $6 to sit in the nose bleed seats for one acc tournament game. I was so bored I left before the second game started.
I got to sample both beer and coffee at a young age courtesy of my dad. I strongly disliked both at the time. And while I came to appreciate both as an adult, it's still weird to me that kids can actually be into coffee. Like my local YMCA offers free coffee on weekdays and I'll see a kid who can't be more than 12 taking advantage of it.
wife is out of town until sunday. going to drink some IPAs and watch movies/read tonight. Plan on exploring some abandoned buildings tomorrow and meeting a buddy out for drinks tomorrow night. Will probably go crazy by Sunday morning.
My wife is at her annual conference that for some crazy reason is on Memorial Day every year. I decided to go ahead and take tomorrow off to give myself a 4-day weekend of doing pretty much nothing.
I picked up The Evil Within 2 for $20. The PAX2 is is on-duty. It's one of my dog's birthday and the other one I just gave Xanex because she is a completely anxious mess when it storms which is all the time now. (Just to be clear, the Xanex was been prescribed for her. I'm not just giving her Xanex on a whim.) Plus, I just pulled a tick out of the birthday boy's face!
Girlfriend has two writing programs this summer. First had her away for a week and I work from home so it was like three days before I spoke to anyone outside of a bodega. Shit makes you go a little crazy
Her next one is for two weeks which will actually be the longest we’ve ever been apart. I went through a standard reversion to my bachelor ways last time but then over the last day or two got sick of eating like shit and staying up until 5am so hopefully I’ll treat this time a bit more healthily and social
When my gf went to South America for a week it was debauchery. A weekend away is easier to manage but I can’t be like staying up til 3 or shit like that. Either way though sleeping in is gone bc of the new dog
My girlfriend has a business trip a month the next three months. This first one is during the week but of course I’ve already had a pint at the brewery and now I’m home drinking and eating edibles. Lol!
GF works away from home for about four months every year.
I play a lot of videogames, get to eat all the cuisine's that she refuses to and watch all the hyper-violent and horror films she wont, that's cool.
However, I work 13 hour days and we have a super needy dog, so my work days are brutal, the house chores turn to shit and struggle making time to go to the gym. All in all I fucking hate it.