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Postby brittle » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:17 pm

wife's going to paris with her sister for a week tomorrow.

i've been on the wagon for a bit to shed a few lbs for bike racing, but i have a feeling that's gonna be over as soon as i pick the kid up at 4 tomorrow.
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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 pm

GF is out of town right now. I wish I was unemployed at this very moment.
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Postby brent » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 pm

brittle and his kid are gonna get fucking shitfaced
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Postby brittle » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:48 pm

he still asks me for a beer every time i open the first one of the evening.

"not til yr 4" i say and we both have a good chuckle.
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Postby mancubz » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:59 pm

so you're a lame narc-type dad
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Postby Merciel » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:02 pm

brittle wrote:he still asks me for a beer every time i open the first one of the evening.


Kermit is convinced that coffee must be the finest and most delicious drink on Earth and is constantly bugging me to try some, pretending like he's drinking it, talking about how good it is, etc.

It's funny because I remember having that same belief as a kid, on account of my dad having basically the same relationship to coffee that I do.
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Postby brittle » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:03 pm

My dad used to get me a sixer of odouls when I'd stay at his apartment on the weekends. I guess I could try that.

But there's no doubt that has at least something to do with the terrible relationship I have with alcohol. So maybe not?
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Postby brittle » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:06 pm

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brittle wrote:he still asks me for a beer every time i open the first one of the evening.


Kermit is convinced that coffee must be the finest and most delicious drink on Earth and is constantly bugging me to try some, pretending like he's drinking it, talking about how good it is, etc.

It's funny because I remember having that same belief as a kid, on account of my dad having basically the same relationship to coffee that I do.

Yeah, l when ittlebrittle doesn't like dinner he just mixes everything up into his milk and says, "I'm making coffee" then he drinks it and says 'mmm'

...while the wife and I try and hide the horrified amusement on our faces.
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Postby The Priest » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:15 pm

i offered my son some beer two nights ago and he got real freaked out

when he was 2 one night i really went at it and the next morning had to wake up with him at like 5 or whatever, i went to make coffee and while doing so he drank from the last beer of the night and two seconds later barfed all over
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Postby brittle » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:19 pm

Chester Minute wrote:i offered my son some beer two nights ago and he got real freaked out

when he was 2 one night i really went at it and the next morning had to wake up with him at like 5 or whatever, i went to make coffee and while doing so he drank from the last beer of the night and two seconds later barfed all over
the Mrs had a tequila grapefruit on the coffee table a few months ago and I caught the dude taking a reeeaaal strong pull when she went to the bathroom.

I half expected him to pass out, but he just solidered on like normal for the rest of the evening.
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Postby Bjornie » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 pm

Snitch is out of town for work so I paid $6 to sit in the nose bleed seats for one acc tournament game. I was so bored I left before the second game started.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:24 pm

I got to sample both beer and coffee at a young age courtesy of my dad. I strongly disliked both at the time. And while I came to appreciate both as an adult, it's still weird to me that kids can actually be into coffee. Like my local YMCA offers free coffee on weekdays and I'll see a kid who can't be more than 12 taking advantage of it.
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Postby brittle » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:40 pm

Big whiskey, glass of wine and now a beer and I'm bored already.

Fuck is it Wednesday yet :cry:
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Postby hadlex » Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:19 pm

wife is out of town until sunday. going to drink some IPAs and watch movies/read tonight.
Plan on exploring some abandoned buildings tomorrow and meeting a buddy out for drinks tomorrow night.
Will probably go crazy by Sunday morning.
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Postby a falsetto child » Thu May 23, 2019 5:04 pm

My wife is at her annual conference that for some crazy reason is on Memorial Day every year. I decided to go ahead and take tomorrow off to give myself a 4-day weekend of doing pretty much nothing.

I picked up The Evil Within 2 for $20. The PAX2 is is on-duty. It's one of my dog's birthday and the other one I just gave Xanex because she is a completely anxious mess when it storms which is all the time now. (Just to be clear, the Xanex was been prescribed for her. I'm not just giving her Xanex on a whim.) Plus, I just pulled a tick out of the birthday boy's face!
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Thu May 23, 2019 5:08 pm

take the dog's xanax
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Postby a falsetto child » Thu May 23, 2019 5:10 pm

Look, I"m not saying it is off the table.
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Thu May 23, 2019 5:18 pm

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Postby a falsetto child » Thu May 23, 2019 5:20 pm

Yeah. Maybe I should build the dogs an obstacle course. Cool idea!
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Postby fury » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:12 pm

Gf is in SF for the weekend. It’s time for beers
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Postby endless dave » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:36 pm

Girlfriend has two writing programs this summer. First had her away for a week and I work from home so it was like three days before I spoke to anyone outside of a bodega. Shit makes you go a little crazy

Her next one is for two weeks which will actually be the longest we’ve ever been apart. I went through a standard reversion to my bachelor ways last time but then over the last day or two got sick of eating like shit and staying up until 5am so hopefully I’ll treat this time a bit more healthily and social
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Postby John plainman 4 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:41 pm

been long distance w my wife and son for 6 weeks now and I'm running out of movies to watch and video games to play

feelin that True Depression. it's wild how quickly the allure of solitude wears off
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Postby fury » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:44 pm

When my gf went to South America for a week it was debauchery. A weekend away is easier to manage but I can’t be like staying up til 3 or shit like that. Either way though sleeping in is gone bc of the new dog
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Postby fury » Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:57 pm

My girlfriend has a business trip a month the next three months. This first one is during the week but of course I’ve already had a pint at the brewery and now I’m home drinking and eating edibles. Lol!
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:22 am

GF works away from home for about four months every year.

I play a lot of videogames, get to eat all the cuisine's that she refuses to and watch all the hyper-violent and horror films she wont, that's cool.

However, I work 13 hour days and we have a super needy dog, so my work days are brutal, the house chores turn to shit and struggle making time to go to the gym. All in all I fucking hate it.
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Postby fury » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:08 pm

Lol. Round two tonight. Pizza and wings
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Postby conductor » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:19 pm

I've been walking around belting the chorus to Cross-eyed and Painless without any words, and now I'm watching Hardcore with my dog
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Postby warmjets » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:59 pm

In the middle of a 10 day stretch and man this apartment is a mess
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Postby fury » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:57 pm

It’s been a long time. Girlfriend is out of town. I’ve already got two TVs set up in the living room in preparation for football
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:32 pm

love how this thread just died on march 5th, 2020
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