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Postby Weasel » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:00 pm

dubs wrote:Is that part of the decor or did that couple bring it in with them?


It was unclear who was responsible
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Postby Big Oil » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:48 pm

grifts on grifts on grifts (thread)

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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 pm

the fuck

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Postby howiep » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:58 pm

Trumpy Bear is one of the most incomprehensible things of the past couple years for me. Just does not compute.
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Postby tgk » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:00 am

There are no longer any meaningful negotiations, or even conversations, taking place on Capitol Hill about how to end the partial government shutdown, now entering its fourth week. And yet despite this complete absence of progress, all players involved are starting to believe that the end is in sight, because there’s only one possible end: Trump declaring a national emergency on the border and directing the military to construct “the wall.”

All Democrats, and a lot of Republicans, would consider this an egregious violation of the law that would set an authoritarian precedent.
But that’s just the glass-half-empty way to look at it! That egregious illegality is key to the maneuver’s growing bipartisan appeal. Trump, the consensus belief goes, could save face with his base by declaring the emergency and reopening the government. The shutdown would be over, loyalist Republicans in Congress could salute Trump’s boldness (and exhale), and Democrats could celebrate that they never wavered from their anti-wall posture. And if (or when) the courts rejected Trump’s plan, Democrats could celebrate the administration’s legal failure, and Trump could throw up his hands and whine about judicial activism.


i mean that does sound exactly like what will happen.
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Postby Paul » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:00 am

howiep wrote:Trumpy Bear is one of the most incomprehensible things of the past couple years for me. Just does not compute.


still a lot of old people buying shit they see on TV for only 4 easy payments of $19.99

Call now, and we'll make it 3 payments.
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Postby howiep » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:05 am

Paul wrote:
howiep wrote:Trumpy Bear is one of the most incomprehensible things of the past couple years for me. Just does not compute.


still a lot of old people buying shit they see on TV for only 4 easy payments of $19.99

Call now, and we'll make it 3 payments.


Turns out the veteran in the commercial, Corporal Frank WARHOLIC, is real. His last name is Warholic.
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Postby brittle » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:11 am

I thought he was just addicted to warhol
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Postby snuggle » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:20 am

This Trump guy is really exhausting
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Postby hbb » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:06 am

Feech La Manna wrote:the fuck



He looks like he’s explaining how to start a campfire with just wood, dry moss, and friction
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:53 am

I was in my Chevy and I felt something heavy: Donold TrumpToggle Spoiler
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby virile » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:59 am

does anyone have a gif of him getting hit in the face with a basketball or a volleyball or a soccer ball
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Postby Bernie » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:26 am

:roll:
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:29 am

everyone hates you jim
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Postby pinkerton » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:31 am

Can't wait for this week's SNL song parody

Coooooooomey....please take Donald Trump down
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Postby Cronos » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:32 am

pinkerton wrote:Can't wait for this week's SNL song parody

Coooooooomey....please take Donald Trump down


Jeff Bezos Thank You Next is in the running
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Postby toots » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:39 am

hbb wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:the fuck



He looks like he’s explaining how to start a campfire with just wood, dry moss, and friction


That scrunchmouth face he does always got to me and then I realized it reminded me of the “refined valley dude” from the 80s video dating montage and then remembered that pretty much every moderately wealthy male douchebag from the 80s with a car phone and a perm made that face.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:51 am



::checks where we are in the election cycle::

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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:00 am

oh my god

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Postby Bernie » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:02 am

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Postby virile » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:03 am

virile wrote:does anyone have a gif of him getting hit in the face with a basketball or a volleyball or a soccer ball


also i will settle for a golf ball
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Postby Celiac » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:09 am

Lol that trump tweet got a good laugh out of me. How can there be chaos, it’s just me here!
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Postby Bernie » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:11 am

Anxiously waiting to find out who is there with him
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:13 am

it's me, i'm with him
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:13 am

and don is cool as a cucumber
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Postby Celiac » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:14 am

As the great Alan Moore once said “they’re not locked in here with me, I’m locked in here with myself.”
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Postby dubs » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:42 am

Would be pretty sick to have the entire White House to yourself.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:46 am

The Fakes are at it again
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby black mamba » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:48 am

guaranteed mediocrity wrote:it's me, i'm with him


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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:52 am

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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