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Postby an otter » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:51 am

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this is the most "Idiocracy" thing to occur yet right?

NFL ratings have been slipping the last few years, a clear sign that consumers are sick of the nfl and want to watch a different football league.

"I've had it with the NFL. Why isn't there a White Football League for patriotic christians like me?"

it's even richer that the miserable failure of the XFL like 20 years ago has haunted Vince all this time. that he'd sell $100M in stock and make it a Republican league just to prove NBC wrong.
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Postby scrambled » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:56 am

I still can't believe Linda McMahon was one of the more uncontroversial administration nominees.
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Postby shirts optional » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:10 pm

I haven't read anything awful about the SBA under her tenure. Doesn't mean it's not happening, though.
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:13 pm

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I hereby report that I have issued the enclosed Executive Order (the “order”) declaring a national emergency with respect to the unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States posed by serious human rights abuse and corruption around the world.


https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st ... -states-6/

this is being touted in conspiracy circles as an indication that trump is getting ready to expose the illuminati shadow government that runs global sex trafficking/slave trade


could some of you political jeniuses comment on what this shit is and why


are we all just going to ignore this in favor of quips
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:33 pm

oh sorry

yeah, the illuminati shadow gov't is running everything

(sorry about the quips)
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:34 pm

ok, carry on
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Postby KALM » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:35 pm

a co-worker and i were both interviewing for an sba job on the same day recently, so we showed up to the interview together, and she was joking about how we should subtly act out a bit where we're both nervously operating under the assumption that we'll have to compete for the job in a no holds barred contest. like

"Thank you for coming, both of you please take a seat" "Oh are we allowed to use chairs?" etc.
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:37 pm

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st ... -states-6/

nobody here thinks this is a weird statement
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:38 pm

it's the illuminati dude
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:39 pm

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st ... -states-6/

i'm interested in a reasonable discussion of what this means
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:40 pm

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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:41 pm

yes, that

let it flow my friends
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Postby john plainman » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:42 pm

That’s just US world police shit
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:43 pm

ok, that's one perspective
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:46 pm

another perspective is that its illuminati sex trafficking
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:46 pm

alright, that's another one

we need three
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Postby easy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:48 pm

blaze it
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:49 pm

blaze it for the win

but seriously, look at that link... it's weird
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Postby KALM » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:51 pm

it does read like it was written by an 8 year old

but our country is being run by donald trump
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:53 pm

really, it's all this legalese that in my drunken mind is far beyond an 8 year old's grasp

for my benefit, if you please, what's it saying in a nutshell
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:57 pm

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/23/us/politics/trump-immigration.html?_r=0

Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” he grumbled, according to one person who attended the meeting and another person who was briefed about it by a different person who was there.

Forty thousand had come from Nigeria, Mr. Trump added. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa, recalled the two officials, who asked for anonymity to discuss a sensitive conversation in the Oval Office.


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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:02 pm

Umm that needs to be a bigger story
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:03 pm

keep on coming with that fake news buzz
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:03 pm

this will be what finally makes trump's base snap out of it!!1
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Postby KALM » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:05 pm

tarantula, it's saying corruption and human rights abuses are bad and the treasury and state department should sanction the bad people (freeze their assets and suspend their entry into the US i guess) and then there's an accompanying executive order sanctioning 13 people it looks like
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:05 pm

As Marine One waited on the South Lawn for Mr. Trump to begin his weekend trip to Palm Beach, Fla., Mr. McGahn insisted that administration lawyers had already promised the court that Mr. Trump would issue a new order. There was no alternative, he said.

“This is bullshit,” the president responded.

With nothing resolved, Mr. Trump, furious, left the White House. A senior aide emailed a blunt warning to a colleague waiting aboard Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland: “He’s coming in hot.”

Already mad at Mr. Sessions, who the day before had recused himself in the Russia investigation, Mr. Trump refused to take his calls. Aides told Mr. Sessions he would have to fly down to Mar-a-Lago to plead with the president in person to sign the new order.

Over dinner that night with Mr. Sessions and Mr. McGahn, Mr. Trump relented. When he was back in Washington, he signed the new order. It was an indication that he had begun to understand — or at least, begrudgingly accept — the need to follow a process.

Still, one senior adviser later recalled never having seen a president so angry signing anything.
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:08 pm

KALM wrote:tarantula, it's saying corruption and human rights abuses are bad and the treasury and state department should sanction the bad people (freeze their assets and suspend their entry into the US i guess) and then there's an accompanying executive order sanctioning 13 people it looks like


thanks KALM, i appreciate it and you're a good guy who i wish the best for in the future
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Postby murray st. » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:16 pm

tarantula wrote:https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st ... -states-6/

i'm interested in a reasonable discussion of what this means


seems like ass-covering/virtue-signaling for when more mueller shit inevitably drops
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Postby tarantula » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:19 pm

i'd be w/ you on that m. street but my tarot reading doesn't signal a trump downfall
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Postby murray st. » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:06 pm

it will never stop being surreal to me to see kristol firing off these PSA-level takes

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