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Postby john plainman » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:52 pm

some cases. just a few, no. biggie
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Postby trouble » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:03 pm



Zachary Ty Bryan: Tim Allen please put me on your show, Sinbad won't return my calls!
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Postby john plainman » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:07 pm

who let Zach get into the spice again
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Postby trouble » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:08 pm

Trump is going to honor Zach with the noble position as Eric's body double.
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Postby Franco » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:12 pm

Fuck ZTB. In this house we are goth Mark stans

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Postby Franco » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:13 pm

Goth Mark is a whole ass mood
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:28 pm

he looks like Dave couiller
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Postby Bananafish » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:31 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:36 pm





guess they played a charity game of hoops
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:39 pm

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:41 pm

good job Kimmel you stupid motherfucker
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Postby grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:43 pm

Imagine being beaten by Ted Cruz. Imagine putting yourself in the position to be beaten by Ted Cruz at literally anything*.



*except a senate race, luv u Beto
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:15 pm

Kimmel is a fucking nitwit
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Postby saranclaps » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:55 am

ted cruz is still working with jeff roe, who killed two people, huh?
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Postby saranclaps » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:55 am

i guess murderers have to stick together.
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Postby grammatron » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:59 am

Sounds like a real murderer's Roe. Eh? Eh?? A murderer's Roe.
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:02 am

he does look like a fish creature, you're right
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Postby dubs » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:28 am

If only he could put himself in a position where his son would be at a disadvantage to conjour up some tears and rip Ted Cruz a new asshole.

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Postby funkfunkfunk » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:38 am

grammatron wrote:Sounds like a real murderer's Roe. Eh? Eh?? A murderer's Roe.


Decided in 1973?
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Postby Daft Pun » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:42 am

hello this is uhm your president, america

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to be fair, he's not technically a nazi. just a normal republican
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Postby Daft Pun » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:44 am

the hand thing means the taxes on minorities. like maybe you got woke and then all of a sudden your child gets sent to a concentration camp. it was different back then
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Postby Hugh » Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:58 am

Franco wrote:Fuck ZTB. In this house we are goth Mark stans

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Hahaha holy shit
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Postby jewels » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:07 am

this is my first time seeing "to own the cons"

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Postby Franco » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:41 am

If we’re going to do some epic clapbacks and con owning we have a lot to learn. Like from this one for instance- farting on the flag and bringing a breakable mug to the beach to own the libs

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Postby fuckyoudad » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:56 am

My morning is ruined
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Postby Franco » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:58 am

Well it is Fathers Day so the odds were stacked against you
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:59 am

Unfortunate toop, franco
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Postby fuckyoudad » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:59 am

:D
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Postby Franco » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:02 am

. wrote:Unfortunate toop, franco


Nah. Make em work for it
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