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Postby hbb » Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:30 pm

What about Lee/Merkley for four years starting in 2020, then Trump gets elected again in 2024?
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:33 pm

I’m down for that
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Postby Bartatua » Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:36 pm

big zorb wrote:realizing that 50%+ of the people who will vote have very inadequate media literacy


I'd put this at a good 90% or more
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Postby jack » Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:42 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:09 pm



Jon Cooper is low key one of the more psychotic Resistance grifters
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Postby Bartatua » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:11 pm

from the wording, that rumor could really just have been from any republican wandering the streets
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Postby jack » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:16 pm

my sources are telling me that lindsey graham gets a big boner from toeing the party line
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:23 pm

as discussed last night, nothing much would surprise me anymore.

as tinfoil hatty as it sounds, if russia did indeed have a secret network to trump and they were cooperating in some form, it'd seem very in line with trump's behavior to ask (through third parties) for any dirt they had on congresspeople whom he needed firmly on his side.

lindsey graham and rand paul would probably be two of the top targets there, and uh, something certainly happened with the latter at least.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:26 pm

Or... Lindsey Graham could just be a piece of shit!
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:28 pm

graham has always been a piece of shit but you can't ignore his sudden ridiculous shift in behavior and attitude toward trump right around this tweet



maybe something else changed, but the sharp turn he did in the first several months of this admin was something to behold
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:28 pm

You may recall, we went to an OCCAM'S RAZOR IN BOTSWANA
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:29 pm

i have a lot of dirt on del and as the millennial president i plan to use it
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:30 pm

Sometimes I forget that Lindsey ran for President last time
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:31 pm

if i ever run for president someone on here is going to bring up that thread i made years ago about needing stamps to send mail in your own city

just a devastating skeleton to have stowed away
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:31 pm

Lindsey Graham just loves being on television. He's a racist, hawkish, sexist piece of shit - i.e. party line Republican. There's nothing remarkable or interesting about him except for the fact that he probably returns murray st's calls, which means in the eyes of your average journalist in Washington he's basically a saint.
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:32 pm

yeah what changed about graham is that he figured out he could be a close ally of the president and that would increase the amount of face time he got with the media
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:33 pm

His only issues with Trump were on the basis of:
i) Disrespecting norms (i.e. decorum, which he learned from his dumb dead friend John McCain)
ii) Not being enough of a hawk, which he realised wasn't actually an issue because Trump doesn't call the shots on foreign policy and John Bolton is back in power
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Postby southpaw » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:33 pm

Seeing him meltdown during the kavanaugh hearings was satisfying for one second before the "he's saying it like it is!" Takes started coming in
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Postby jack » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:33 pm

remember when trump gave out his cell phone number on tv
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Postby big zorb » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:35 pm

once dudes like flake secured the "republican who opposes trump" tv platform his only move was to become a vocal supporter who landed segments from detached media figures who thought "i may disagree with this man and his votes cause real trauma and violence for many individuals but god damn it.........................he observes traditions!"
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:35 pm

jack wrote:remember when trump gave out his cell phone number on tv


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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:37 pm

delgriffith wrote:His only issues with Trump were on the basis of:
i) Disrespecting norms (i.e. decorum, which he learned from his dumb dead friend John McCain)
ii) Not being enough of a hawk, which he realised wasn't actually an issue because Trump doesn't call the shots on foreign policy and John Bolton is back in power


not disagreeing with you that the dude sucks, but it's hard to deny the timing and extremity of the shift was bizarre, and same with paul. there was reporting at least weeks into trump's presidency where graham was furious at him and plotting to lead the "GOP resistance" against him or some shit. then they went golfing and graham absolutely loves him.

you'd think graham would change his tune between election and inauguration but i guess he's just an idiot
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Postby Amblin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:45 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:46 pm

Ampersand wrote:


yeah I just saw this. fuck these people
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:49 pm

do you think kasich eyes walker's sandwich game and just shakes his head sometimes
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:52 pm

do it ya fuckin wimps!

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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:53 pm

somebody do something, as long as it's something we've done before!
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Postby uncledoj » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:05 pm

Amblin wrote:


Is Scott Walker fucking with us at this point, with these?
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Postby Kuboaa » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:08 pm

Amblin wrote:Sometimes I forget that Lindsey ran for President last time


some of the onion's best work during the campaign was Lindsey and Jeb
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