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Postby chowder julius » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:47 pm

only point in favor of bk is onion rings as a standard side imo
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Postby Amblin » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:48 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:50 pm

He’s definitely doing party subs for the next team that actually shows up
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Postby Denise » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:54 pm

laserblast wrote:could one of the 10 whopper voters come out of the woodwork to confirm that i should try a whopper


i haven't eaten meat in two years but

the whopper absolutely crushes the big mac
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:55 pm

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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:55 pm

does the king still have those french toast sticks? only thing there worth a damn
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Postby walt » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:57 pm

I voted side salad because fuck him
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:57 pm

I bet if Trump asked Dabo to make them wear full pads to the dinner that fucker would do it
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Postby Amblin » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:57 pm

Ferrous Bueller wrote:does the king still have those french toast sticks? only thing there worth a damn


Yeah, plus they’re vegan
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Postby Denise » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:58 pm

walt wrote:I voted side salad because fuck him


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Postby dr. badvibes » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:59 pm

tgk wrote:
Grumby wrote:this really is just a pr stunt though i'm tired of wasting energy on this fuck, just resign.


You give him way too much fucking credit. I'm sure it was

"Sir the college football champs are coming tomorrow"

"Jesus have you seen the size of those assholes, we're bringing a full spread all the mcdonalds, burger king Wendy's oh and pizza"

"Yes sir"

i feel there are several things going on, which i will number, though i do not mean to impart descending importance to them

1. he wants attention
2. he wants to stroke his imagined version of his everyman base
3. he wants to trolls his imagined versions of his elitist enemies
4. he is literally so selfish that he has taken steps not to waste the pleasure of his own evening meal experience on fancy fare
5. he is satisfied in the knowledge of how little was spent on food for the event, and by depriving the higher-than-minimum wage chefs in his employ of the opportunity to achieve
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:59 pm

Those french toast sticks are alright, plus the croissanwiches are pretty edible, although they can't compare to the pure decadence of a McGriddle
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:12 pm

a double whopper is a perfect fast food burger to me

honestly there’s very little fast food i don’t think tastes great but i also eat fast food like once or twice a year

kind of looking forward to the kid having a happy meal phase tbqh
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:13 pm

a whopper cold is also so good

everything sort of hardens together and the tomato and mayo form an incredibly tasty slop
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:14 pm

mcwop23 wrote: kind of looking forward to the kid having a happy meal phase tbqh


beware. I made the mistake of getting my kid a happy meal once, and it's WW3 whenever i drive past a mcdonald's without stopping now
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Postby coop » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:16 pm

1. Wendy's
2. McDonalds
3. Burger King

Wendy's is clear number 1 cuz of the spicy chicken sandwich. McDs and Burger King are depressing and gross
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:17 pm

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laserblast wrote:could one of the 10 whopper voters come out of the woodwork to confirm that i should try a whopper


i haven't eaten meat in two years but

the whopper absolutely crushes the big mac



this is true, but for some reason i occasionally crave big macs. whoppers are eaten when i want to eat and there is only a burger king nearby for some reason
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:18 pm

coop wrote:1. Wendy's
2. McDonalds
3. Burger King

Wendy's is clear number 1 cuz of the spicy chicken sandwich. McDs and Burger King are depressing and gross

this is also true, except that hot mcdonald's fries are the best tasting things one earth
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:18 pm

i find a big mac also needs to be doubled

triples are a bit too much, confirmed multiple times at whataburger

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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:19 pm

the $5 BIG JBC meal at wendy’s is fantastic
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:20 pm

dr. badvibes wrote:
tgk wrote:
Grumby wrote:this really is just a pr stunt though i'm tired of wasting energy on this fuck, just resign.


You give him way too much fucking credit. I'm sure it was

"Sir the college football champs are coming tomorrow"

"Jesus have you seen the size of those assholes, we're bringing a full spread all the mcdonalds, burger king Wendy's oh and pizza"

"Yes sir"

i feel there are several things going on, which i will number, though i do not mean to impart descending importance to them

1. he wants attention
2. he wants to stroke his imagined version of his everyman base
3. he wants to trolls his imagined versions of his elitist enemies
4. he is literally so selfish that he has taken steps not to waste the pleasure of his own evening meal experience on fancy fare
5. he is satisfied in the knowledge of how little was spent on food for the event, and by depriving the higher-than-minimum wage chefs in his employ of the opportunity to achieve


6. he wants to eat leftovers for the next few days
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Postby Denise » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:20 pm

it absolutely slays having your kid not giving a shit about chain restaurants
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Postby Denise » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:21 pm

his only go-to is the sports bar pizza place

i take him once a week and he eats a pizza and i get hammered #TheLife
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:21 pm

mcwop23 wrote:i find a big mac also needs to be doubled




there was a time in my life when big macs seemed daunting. now i dont eat fast food all that often but when i do they look like little cookies to me. i could probably eat seven of them at a time if i didnt care about tomorrow, which unfortunately, i do
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:22 pm

coop wrote:1. Wendy's
2. McDonalds
3. Burger King

Wendy's is clear number 1 cuz of the spicy chicken sandwich. McDs and Burger King are depressing and gross


theyre all depressing and gross because theyre built on cruelty and exploitation lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:45 pm

lol

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Postby speakers » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:46 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:
coop wrote:1. Wendy's
2. McDonalds
3. Burger King

Wendy's is clear number 1 cuz of the spicy chicken sandwich. McDs and Burger King are depressing and gross


theyre all depressing and gross because theyre built on cruelty and exploitation lol


i don’t know if you’re serious but fucking thank you
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Postby tgk » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:51 pm

the more i see it the more i think trumps abe lincoln big mac buffet is the new champ in the presidential photo pantheon


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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:52 pm

its an incredibly good photo
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Postby Amblin » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:54 pm

I was workshopping a similar post tgk

Those plus the one with Merkel
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