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Postby Denise » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:19 pm

i'm going to call him president suckbutt from now on

i don't care

nobody can stop me
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:20 pm

Legally can the president order her trip postponed?

Jokes aside, can he do that
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Postby Denise » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:20 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:Legally can the president order her trip postponed?

Jokes aside, can he do that


probably not

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Postby big zorb » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:21 pm

this dude is a real fuckin asshole

just an absolute and total asshole
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Postby chowder julius » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:21 pm

i don't think he can, actually
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Postby Celiac » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:21 pm

President Suckbutt thank you for coming to the thread
You are canceled for me. Buh bye.
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Postby howiep » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:28 pm

Going to start a GoFundMe to pay for Nancy's first class trip.
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Postby Bob511 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:28 pm

"Since we refuse to pay the people who make commercial air travel possible, we think you should travel by commercial air."
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby brent » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:31 pm

the government is closed forever now
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Postby chowder julius » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:33 pm

state dept is recalling people without pay too

they're just gonna bring everyone back and never pay them, somehow
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:33 pm

i was walking around near the white house today and heard some people joking about assassinating the president. dc isn't so bad after all
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:34 pm

Trump is probably pissed he didn’t use this shutdown idea to get himself out of going to Iraq.
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Postby hoopdog » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:37 pm

Art

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Postby Grumby » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:39 pm

that letter is like a lost subplot from beavis and butthead do america (not saying nancy is either character but like.. just the idea)
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:39 pm

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Postby Denise » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:39 pm

howiep wrote:Going to start a GoFundMe to pay for Nancy's first class trip.


i swear to god if you do this i will buy a truck of gillette razors and break every one of them
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:41 pm

Priorities. First lets get the Clemson football a real meal, then get Nancy to Egypt, then get people paid for their work.
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Postby fester » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:41 pm

i think if pelosi was planning to take a military flight he can just cancel the flight as commander in chief

shitty dude!
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Postby Grumby » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:41 pm

you know what, all you guys wanted mcdonalds? guess what... you're not getting mcdonalds. we're not driving to mcdonalds right now.
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Postby Grumby » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:42 pm

too bad. too bad.
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:51 pm

this was an hour before her flight too
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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:55 pm

Our president is a fucking child. Someone should explain to him WHY we have different branches of the gov’t
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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:56 pm

Grumby wrote:you know what, all you guys wanted mcdonalds? guess what... you're not getting mcdonalds. we're not driving to mcdonalds right now.


Trump would drive them there and eat every last one in front of them to really teach a lesson
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Postby odilon redon » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:00 pm

it’s really pretty incredible how almost every one of his impulses and actions is driven just by spite. he’s just like the resentful venomous dumbasses that inflicted this misery on this shitcountry
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Postby Franco » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:01 pm

loaf angel wrote:this was an hour before her flight too


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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:02 pm

Foiled by an Air Force bus
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:02 pm

Oh, it is fucking on now.
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:03 pm

Hope this turns into a screwball comedy where Trump is stealing the toilet paper from Nancy’s office and Nancy is canceling cable at the White House.
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Postby whatabout tim » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:04 pm

nm
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